So... did anyone get turned into an animal that ISN'T cute and fucking fuzzy? I've seen cats, dogs, birds... Bakura is a damn cotton-ball with wings for chrissake
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Because she always makes a big deal out of it. Shocking the comms, cryptic messages in the middle of the night, so on and so forth. But there hasn't been word one out of her since the HIVE shit in L.A.
...I also think I don't want to see you with your head shaved. You probably look weird.
That IS true. She does like to brag about her escapades. Who the fuck knows then. Weird shit happens all the time.
It did look weird. I didn't like it at all, and the shifting thing was just a wild guess! But seriously man. 5 dye jobs in a couple of days? My hair would have started fallin' right the fuck out anyway.
[Gooooooood evening young fiendish foulmouth. Edgeworth can promise you that he is not a cute and fuzzy animal. He may or may not have a muzzle full of red at the moment.]
... Edgeworth. A polar bear. That's... pretty fucking good, actually, kekekeke! [And some people would beg to differ on the cute part. The blood doesn't bother him, he regularly eats raw meat and small animals in his large bat form, after all~] Whatcha been eatin'?
[He seems about as pleased as a bear can be at the idea of being a good selection of animal, almost as though he's about to give himself credit for the whole thing. When he tries to answer, though, the whole effect is spoiled by the fact that Hiruma is getting an earful of]
GRRRRAUGH. Hwwwuuurm. Hhfffff.
[Has a minor anger fit and smacks a paw into the miniature he's sitting on, clawing out a chunk of the ice. Not being able to talk is hell for someone like him.
With a rolling grumble, Edgeworth rolls the chunk of ice with his paw until it turns into a cow shaped object, and gently noses it upright.]
[Hiruma cackles at the noises!] Sucks not havin' proper vocal chords, don't it! [the boys tilts his head] Cow huh! I bought a side of beef once, but I couldn't eat it all, even with my metabolism.
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I don't think it was the porter, though.
And, uh. Coulda gone without the mental image of a naked bat, thanks.
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Hm? Why not?
Kekekekeke! You're welcome.
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...I also think I don't want to see you with your head shaved. You probably look weird.
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It did look weird. I didn't like it at all, and the shifting thing was just a wild guess! But seriously man. 5 dye jobs in a couple of days? My hair would have started fallin' right the fuck out anyway.
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I wonder why just black.
[And even more of it.]
...What does a bat look like with no fur?
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[a curious little "hmmm" noise]
Probably pretty sad! We're pretty fluffy little guys, except for the wings!
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I wasn't aware of that. Why dye it?
[Contemplates the idea of a hairless batmonster.]
Perhaps not. Humans tend to be frightened of things in bare skin.
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Because it'd be so ugly! You could probably see all the muscles and bones right under the skin... yuck, man. What about a shaved lion? Pretty sad too!
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[Blubber, man. Gotta eat it to live.]
[He bellows experimentally into the comm.]
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checks comm number
checks video...
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... Edgeworth. A polar bear. That's... pretty fucking good, actually, kekekeke! [And some people would beg to differ on the cute part. The blood doesn't bother him, he regularly eats raw meat and small animals in his large bat form, after all~] Whatcha been eatin'?
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GRRRRAUGH. Hwwwuuurm. Hhfffff.
[Has a minor anger fit and smacks a paw into the miniature he's sitting on, clawing out a chunk of the ice. Not being able to talk is hell for someone like him.
With a rolling grumble, Edgeworth rolls the chunk of ice with his paw until it turns into a cow shaped object, and gently noses it upright.]
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