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[tothebalkans]

Well, at least I am not the only one who received such an unsettling birthday card. However; must I get stuck with this?

[ She holds the card up to the Network and opens it. It begins to play a snippet from this Disney princess sing-a-long. Wanda's face can be seen behind the card, CLEARLY DISPLEASED. ]

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[microwavemutant]

You don't like princesses, Wanda?

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[tothebalkans]

[ throws card over her shoulder 8I ] Does this look like a joke to you?

[video]

[microwavemutant]

No. But I don't see what's so bad about a princess birthday card.

What would you have preferred?

[video]

[tothebalkans]

[ dryly ] Nothing.

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[sanctusveritas]

Catchy song.

video;

[tothebalkans]

You can keep it.

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[sanctusveritas]

Nah, I'll hold out for one of those fucking cakes.

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[tothebalkans]

Why not simply buy one for yourself?

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[godofnicehair]

Ah! Wanda.

[A pause during which he takes a relatively long time to encrypt it]

[encrypted]

We must speak of the day we met in the square.

[encrypted]

[tothebalkans]

What are you babbling about.

[encrypted]

[godofnicehair]

Have you no memory of it? You were under some spell; you spoke of strange things and called for Cyclops.

[encrypted]

[tothebalkans]

Did you take me to Avengers Mansion?

permavoice.

[sorcerously]

Oh, my.

[tothebalkans]

Yes?

[sorcerously]

That is... quite a card.

[tothebalkans]

Would you like to keep it?

[voice]

[oncemercurial]

There are certainly worse birthday cards, sister.

[voice]

[tothebalkans]

I'd like to see evidence first.

[voice]

[oncemercurial]

We could go shopping later, if you like. I'm sure the local pharmacy has a number of examples.

[voice]

[tothebalkans]

Oh, Pietro. If we were to go shopping, the last place I would be is the local pharmacy.