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[tothebalkans]

Well, at least I am not the only one who received such an unsettling birthday card. However; must I get stuck with this?

[ She holds the card up to the Network and opens it. It begins to play a snippet from this Disney princess sing-a-long. Wanda's face can be seen behind the card, CLEARLY DISPLEASED. ]

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[godofnicehair]

Ah! Wanda.

[A pause during which he takes a relatively long time to encrypt it]

[encrypted]

We must speak of the day we met in the square.

[encrypted]

[tothebalkans]

What are you babbling about.

[encrypted]

[godofnicehair]

Have you no memory of it? You were under some spell; you spoke of strange things and called for Cyclops.

[encrypted]

[tothebalkans]

Did you take me to Avengers Mansion?

[encrypted]

[godofnicehair]

Aye.

[encrypted]

[tothebalkans]

[ KJFLSKDJFL;KJKAS ] WHAT THE HELL is WRONG with you that you'd TAKE a woman from her HOME and drag her to your little clubhouse and do LORD knows what, you over-sized babbling CRETIN! I have HALF A MIND to turn you into a MOUSE.

[encrypted]

[godofnicehair]

[TOTAL, UNDISGUISED SHOCK]

[And then anger.]

I know not what place you call home; nor does it concern me. You threatened the lives of innocents in your confusion.

[encrypted]

[tothebalkans]

I don't remember doing that. At least not recently.

[encrypted]

[godofnicehair]

I tell you, you were bewitched.

[encrypted]

[tothebalkans]

And the reasonable solution is to take me to bed.

[godofnicehair]

[encrypted]

[godofnicehair]

You--

[godofnicehair]

[BY ODIN'S BEARD. NEVER MIND.]

[encrypted]

[tothebalkans]

Eloquent.