First Scuttle - Video

[crabulous]

[The camera shows darkness, though through the darkness there are signs of moisture. After a few seconds of black, a uvula can be clearly seen. A few more seconds pass before the camera is pulled out completely, passing through the bright orange mouth frills that serve as Zoidberg’s lips. The frills cling to the device momentarily before

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permavid.

[tothecloud]

Um.

You have something on your face.

[permavid]

[crabulous]

What? I do? Where?

[The mouth frills feel around the top of his head, feeling for whatever it is.]

[tothecloud]

There! Right-- Right there.

They're moving.

[crabulous]

[They wriggle more and more!]

I don't feel anything...

[rompot_iisous]

[ Have about a minute of dead air ]

Uh....

I don't think your...robots are here.

[permavid]

[crabulous]

Nonsense! They must be here somewhere. They are hiding from me, maybe. Perhaps it's a game!

Row-butt? Amy?

Ollie ollie oxen free! [pauses to listen]

Marco! [pauses to listen again]

Come out, come out, wherever you are!

Re: [permavid]

[rompot_iisous]

I hope your friends are here, but odds are the machine only brought you. Hooray for you, though. Right?

[crabulous]

Hooray for Zoidberg!

[He looks so happy for a moment, clapping his claws. But then he remembers: no friends. Now he looks so sad.]

Awwwwww.

[grenadeball]

this guy

i like

[crabulous]

What's this? An interested female?

Quickly, Zoidberg, play this cool! You may never have the chance again!

[He clears his throat.]

Hello.

[grenadeball]

hahaha no

not like that

[crabulous]

[He looks slightly deflated.]

Oh. Well, in that case, salutations.

[permavid]

[crabulous]

Excuse me, kind Earth man, can you please point me in the direction of the nearest Tube Transport Station?

permavideo

[crabulous]

This isn't some sort of test is it?

[voice]

[notadartboard]

...a fishman? Here?

[permavid]

[crabulous]

A fishman?! Where?

[Cue loud whooping sounds and ink secretion!]

[permavoice here] oh my god I love you so

[notadartboard]

[epic facepalm]

I meant you, you idiot!

<3!

[crabulous]

Me?!

I'll have you know that is a very offensive thing to say.