First Scuttle - Video

[crabulous]

[The camera shows darkness, though through the darkness there are signs of moisture. After a few seconds of black, a uvula can be clearly seen. A few more seconds pass before the camera is pulled out completely, passing through the bright orange mouth frills that serve as Zoidberg’s lips. The frills cling to the device momentarily before

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[rompot_iisous]

[ Have about a minute of dead air ]

Uh....

I don't think your...robots are here.

[permavid]

[crabulous]

Nonsense! They must be here somewhere. They are hiding from me, maybe. Perhaps it's a game!

Row-butt? Amy?

Ollie ollie oxen free! [pauses to listen]

Marco! [pauses to listen again]

Come out, come out, wherever you are!

Re: [permavid]

[rompot_iisous]

I hope your friends are here, but odds are the machine only brought you. Hooray for you, though. Right?

[crabulous]

Hooray for Zoidberg!

[He looks so happy for a moment, clapping his claws. But then he remembers: no friends. Now he looks so sad.]

Awwwwww.

[rompot_iisous]

Hey, people are getting dragged here against their will all the time.

[crabulous]

So I'm not special? The row-butt woman is a liar!

[rompot_iisous]

Well...

she picked you first of your...people?

[crabulous]

So I'm the chosen one? Haha! Take that, everyone who ever looked down on me! From now on, Zoidberg is headed straight to the top!

[rompot_iisous]

Yeah, exactly. Go with that.

[crabulous]

So what do I do now?

[rompot_iisous]

Now? Now, you fight crime.

[crabulous]

I would say I'm more of a lover than a fighter. Is that going to be a problem?

[rompot_iisous]

I suppose that depends on how you plan to stop crime.

[crabulous]

What sort of crimes are we talking about here? Minor traffic violations? Littering? Loitering?

[rompot_iisous]

You're what? In the lobster-family, you said? Probably sea-crime. Crimes against...fish. Or piracy.

[crabulous]

I'm Decapodian-Earthican. I'm a naturalized citizen. I have my papers... somewhere...

[He looks flustered for a moment, but then--]

You have pirates in your seas?