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[homomachinis]

[ S'up CnC, Mitch is postin' to the network from his campaign headquarters. Even though it's almost 10 pm, there's still light, and the sounds of bustle and moving bodies, phones ringing every now and then, and his desk is stacked high with papers.Jesus fuck. Do you know how hard it is to be broke when there's a natural disaster and you can't

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[osreborn]

I'll certainly donate. It'll take a lot of hard work to fix that situation, even with the efforts already in place.

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[homomachinis]

Yeah, no kidding. I think, though, that the entire community of imports could make a big difference.

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[osreborn]

Oh I agree. There must be a good hundred of us at least. Already our efforts have done a great deal.

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[homomachinis]

Yeah, and some of the people around here are rich sons of bitches. It's fucking weird.

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[godofnicehair]

You seek to add a title to your name.

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[homomachinis]

Get it back, actually. Where I come from, I'm already mayor of New York City. [ and brb freaking out about Thor talking to him. ]

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[godofnicehair]

Ah, mayor.

[He glances away, visibly losing interest.]

Then it should be a simple task for you.

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[homomachinis]

Well, the political climate is certainly much different here than it is at home.

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[enigmaestro]

Actual heroic work? I'm very nearly shocked.

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[homomachinis]

I'm not doing shit, just asking people to give a little. The guys who went out there were more heroic than I am now.

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[enigmaestro]

Which is arguably more heroic than the flamboyant efforts thus far.

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[homomachinis]

I don't know, actually pulling people from the path of lava sounds pretty heroic to me.

[fuuuuuuuck]

You got a list of approved charities?

[homomachinis]

Yeah, sure. Habitat for Humanity, Red Cross, and the UN foundation are all good ones to start with.

[fuuuuuuuck]

You know, because there are sick fucks who try to swindle off of these kinds of things.

[homomachinis]

Don't I know it. Normally if you go with the guys who are UN sanctioned or approved, you can't go wrong. I'm sure Doctors Without Borders is probably going to be doing something too.

[drmoonstone]

Campaigning?

[homomachinis]

Yeah, Hundred for Mayor.

If a mayoral election ever fucking comes up.

[drmoonstone]

What do you mean if it ever comes up?

[homomachinis]

They aren't exactly keen on proposing a new election during a time of crisis.

Which, let's be fair, it's every month or so.