logical science robot crisis; VOICE→VIDEO

[notsoloyal]

How do you humans fix yourselves when you are... broken?

When you seem incapable of proper logical thought. None of the conclusions I have come to so far, have proven sufficient enough...

[Mumbles:] He is never coming back, is he...

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[Voice]

[notsoloyal]

[Static is cutting in and out.]

No-- Grimlock will not let go of the monkey!

[Voice]

[notsoloyal]

... He enjoys biting me more than anything else.

[iamjaimesommers]

Uh... you... and... you and the monkey alright?

...

Let me guess, you're one of those "Cybertronians" right?

I was going to say... it depends on how you're, ah... "broken." If it's a cut or a bruise, it just takes time to heal. The worse the injury, the longer it takes. If a bone is broken, you need to go to a doctor to set it, and then it'll take a few weeks for it to grow back together.

If you're bleeding, press a cloth to it and hold it firmly till it stops, and if it doesn't stop, you need to go to a doctor.

Ah... "doctors" are our mechanics.

Anything really serious, you need to see a doctor. And actually, I am horrible at first aid, so really, my best advice is talk to a doctor or nurse about it.

And, ah... sometimes things are really bad you can't fix them... the human body's ability to heal itself is pretty amazing but there are things it just can't do.

[notsoloyal]

No!

Hnn. [Static.]

... Correct, I am a Cybertronian. And I have been here for over a year now. I am well aware of how to deal with minor injuries, fractures, and what to do with the more severe injuries. I have suffered enough of them to know. Additionally I am aware that the common term for a medic is "doctor".

And I must mention, I truly do not like your doctors. Barely any of them hold any intellectual value.

Hn, allow me to rephrase. I am glitching, and I am unaware of how to fix it. Aside from likely being somewhat underweight, I am fine physically. Mentally however, this body is causing me trouble. I cannot think completely logical at all times anymore. A certain incident has triggered this, and I do not know what to do.

[iamjaimesommers]

[listens seriously]

I... see. I understand you were robots, and you got turned into human beings, right?

I think... I think what you're experiencing isn't a... a "glitch." It's actually proof that you're functioning perfectly normally as a human being. Human beings don't think entirely logically, that only forms one small part of how their brain works. They feel emotions, they imagine things. If human beings only think logically it's a sign that they are... well, broken. It means they're trying to ignore part of how they naturally function and that could actually hurt them in the long run.

[notsoloyal]

Not being able to think completely logical is hurting me-- GRIMLOCK STOP THAT!

[hackeralastair]

...Shockwave. Sorry to say it, man, but you're just normal for a human. We're all broken.

[notsoloyal]

I do not wish to be human!

[hackeralastair]

Well, I can't do anything about that! You're stuck with it...

...unless whatever made Soundwave a robot again happens to you...

ENCRYPTED;

[notsoloyal]

That will not be happening... And it did not change anything.

[notsoloyal]

... What statue?

Private

[notsoloyal]

Hnn, where?

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[loves_war]

[But oh how he enjoys your pain, little machine]

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[notsoloyal]

YOU WILL BE TORTURED WITH NO END

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[loves_war]

HEY

HEY SHOCKWAVE I HAVE A JOKE FOR YOU

WHAT'S RED AND WHITE AND BLUE UP ALL OVER THE CITY?

YOUR BOYFRIEND

AND YOU'LL NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN

No comment oh gosh i laughed. i am a bad person

[notsoloyal]

I'M GOING TO HOOK YOUR HEAD UP TO A BUNCH OF WIRES JUST TO KEEP YOU ALIVE

THEN I'M GOING TO SIT AND EAT IN FRONT OF YOU

AND MAKE YOU WATCH HAPPY RAINBOW SPARKLE PONY MOVIES

MY LITTLE PONY

IT WILL BE BURNED INTO YOUR BRAIN FOREVER