31st Insane speech // Video
[COALITION FILTER + SAMUEL SULLIVAN + ANY OTHER COLLABORATOR VOLUNTEERS I FORGOT]
[The video shows the Major sitting in the shadows with his legs crossed and arms folded. Even with his face indistinct, it's obvious that he is entirely too pleased with himself]
Distinguished colleagues and valued allies. It is my pleasure to announce the beginning of an exciting new endeavor. 'Operation Skorzeny' will impart an exciting new perspective to our dear enemies. Our perspective. [giggling] Imagine it, if instead of having to contest with such fine individuals, you were instead able to work and fight alongside them. Or to make them serve you! Or to take your revenge however you wished, with your hated foes like a doll in your hands or a pet at your feet.
Does this sound interesting to you, my friends? Does this vision make your pulse quicken? I know it sends me giddy with excitement! But I am afraid the Operation depends on materials of the most sensitive nature, and there is only so much I can divulge right now. If you want to know more, then you are just going to have to sign up and join me on my offensive! I can promise you that it is going to be like nothing else you have experienced so far! It is going to be fun.
[FILTERED TO MASTER + ALPHA]
Ah, Master, I do believe I can hear those magnificent drums of yours, throbbing through my very veins! That infectious beat, driving us all forward, over the brink to the great cataclysm! Ahahahhaha, oh, it's going to be good, it's going to be so good! All their information, their wealth, their power, shall be ours. We shall own and control them, mind, body, soul. We shall take everything they have defended and built and fought for in this City and tear it down using their very own hands. And then the very Earth itself will be made to tremble!
All assets are in place, all tools are in hand, and all weapons are primed. Operations are scheduled to begin on the 6th. Ensure that all is in readiness, my dear friends, for our moment of glory!
[FILTERED TO CAPTAIN + JAN VALENTINE + SCHRODINGER]
Soldiers. Would any of you be so very good as to explain to me why all mein records have been replaced with images of cats? I am looking at you at this moment, Warrant Officer Schrodinger!
[The video shows the Major sitting in the shadows with his legs crossed and arms folded. Even with his face indistinct, it's obvious that he is entirely too pleased with himself]
Distinguished colleagues and valued allies. It is my pleasure to announce the beginning of an exciting new endeavor. 'Operation Skorzeny' will impart an exciting new perspective to our dear enemies. Our perspective. [giggling] Imagine it, if instead of having to contest with such fine individuals, you were instead able to work and fight alongside them. Or to make them serve you! Or to take your revenge however you wished, with your hated foes like a doll in your hands or a pet at your feet.
Does this sound interesting to you, my friends? Does this vision make your pulse quicken? I know it sends me giddy with excitement! But I am afraid the Operation depends on materials of the most sensitive nature, and there is only so much I can divulge right now. If you want to know more, then you are just going to have to sign up and join me on my offensive! I can promise you that it is going to be like nothing else you have experienced so far! It is going to be fun.
[FILTERED TO MASTER + ALPHA]
Ah, Master, I do believe I can hear those magnificent drums of yours, throbbing through my very veins! That infectious beat, driving us all forward, over the brink to the great cataclysm! Ahahahhaha, oh, it's going to be good, it's going to be so good! All their information, their wealth, their power, shall be ours. We shall own and control them, mind, body, soul. We shall take everything they have defended and built and fought for in this City and tear it down using their very own hands. And then the very Earth itself will be made to tremble!
All assets are in place, all tools are in hand, and all weapons are primed. Operations are scheduled to begin on the 6th. Ensure that all is in readiness, my dear friends, for our moment of glory!
[FILTERED TO CAPTAIN + JAN VALENTINE + SCHRODINGER]
Soldiers. Would any of you be so very good as to explain to me why all mein records have been replaced with images of cats? I am looking at you at this moment, Warrant Officer Schrodinger!