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divtastic in capeandcowl

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Jun 13, 2010 01:26

[Shoddily Filtered Away From Aphrodite]

So, you know how sometimes you can accidentally find yourself doing something you weren't expecting?

I need somewhere classier than classy. And hopefully not too pricey.

And some really bloody good advice.

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sibyllant June 13 2010, 00:34:21 UTC

Detective Skelton, is it? Let me see. "Classy" and "not too pricey" don't go together very often, I'm afraid, but I may have a solution for you. Do you prefer Mediterranean food or Italian?

divtastic June 13 2010, 00:38:51 UTC

...Dunno. Never had Mediterranean. Which one's closer to Greece?

sibyllant June 13 2010, 00:50:48 UTC

Definitely Mediterranean.

divtastic June 13 2010, 00:52:51 UTC

Really? I would've guessed Italian.

Is Mediterranean posh, do you know?

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deeerrrrrrrppp // also video donttasemebro June 13 2010, 01:57:37 UTC

... Accidentally doing something?

[Gee that sounds familiar Bruno looks confused.] What does that have to do with finding a classy place?

deeerrrrrrrppp pretty much sums it up // also video divtastic June 13 2010, 04:25:40 UTC

I accidentally made a bird think I was offering her dinner.

A posh bird! She probably wants one of those five course things, and everything.

btw i don't think these two ever actually exchanged names XD donttasemebro June 13 2010, 04:55:44 UTC

A... bird?

[Well now Bruno is really confused.]

You mean like... she was a bird before she came here, or...?

ffffff, apparently not! they should possibly try doing that this time round XD divtastic June 13 2010, 05:03:02 UTC

Not like an actual bird!

[Why does no one in the City speak proper English? He's slightly desperate to make him understand now, because this is his least favourite misunderstanding ever.]

A bird's a woman. A human woman. Only she says she's actually a goddess, so I suppose it's more like a humanoid woman, really...

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spiritgun_punk June 13 2010, 02:34:44 UTC

Wait, what are you talking about?

divtastic June 13 2010, 04:27:06 UTC

Women. Why else am I gonna need somewhere upmarket?

spiritgun_punk June 13 2010, 19:36:49 UTC

Which woman?

divtastic June 13 2010, 20:20:45 UTC

Aphrodite.

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divtastic June 13 2010, 04:28:33 UTC

[Bird-talker leap off cliff with eyes closed, Grimlock. Not literally.]

Suppose that's one way of looking at it.

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divtastic June 13 2010, 04:40:59 UTC

...What? I'm not leaking anything!

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notapoof June 13 2010, 21:50:15 UTC

All places are as classy as the other when you're pissed. Shove a few drinks down her neck and take her out for fish and chips and she won't know any better. [Yeah, Gene's on to you.]

divtastic June 13 2010, 21:56:37 UTC

I dunno, Guv. She'd probably want something even more expensive if I got her pissed. Like an entire shopping centre, or something daft.

notapoof June 13 2010, 21:58:34 UTC

Sounds a bit above you, Chris. I still say get her pissed- it's not like you know any better when you're out of it.

divtastic June 13 2010, 22:07:11 UTC

She is a bit. I didn't even mean to ask her out. Not really. I only said drinks. She was just saying how I should contribute money so's she could get a load of flats, so I thought that'd be a bit of a step down. And--

Well... She was in her underwear, so it weren't like I was really thinking straight.

D'you really think getting her pissed'd help, like?