[Shoddily Filtered Away From Aphrodite]
So, you know how sometimes you can accidentally find yourself doing something you weren't expecting?
I need somewhere classier than classy. And hopefully not too pricey.
And some really bloody good advice.
[ooc; Oh, come on. Like Chris can filter properly. I'd imagine police filters have a certain
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[Gee that sounds familiar Bruno looks confused.] What does that have to do with finding a classy place?
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A posh bird! She probably wants one of those five course things, and everything.
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[Well now Bruno is really confused.]
You mean like... she was a bird before she came here, or...?
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[Why does no one in the City speak proper English? He's slightly desperate to make him understand now, because this is his least favourite misunderstanding ever.]
A bird's a woman. A human woman. Only she says she's actually a goddess, so I suppose it's more like a humanoid woman, really...
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So... can't you just tell her you made a mistake?
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The whole food thing's a step down from her trying to get me to contribute to her buying a load of flats. I only meant to offer to buy her a pint, or something. If she can get a classy meal out of that, I don't even want to think what she might expect if I told her it was all a mistake.
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[This is nooooot a guy with a lot of experience with the ladies, sorry Chris.]
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And, well, with tits like that you can sort of see why she might expect most blokes to roll over and give her what she wants. [Because that's obviously not exactly what he's doing.]
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