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[divtastic]

[Shoddily Filtered Away From Aphrodite]

So, you know how sometimes you can accidentally find yourself doing something you weren't expecting?

I need somewhere classier than classy. And hopefully not too pricey.

And some really bloody good advice.

[ooc; Oh, come on. Like Chris can filter properly. I'd imagine police filters have a certain

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deeerrrrrrrppp // also video

[donttasemebro]

... Accidentally doing something?

[Gee that sounds familiar Bruno looks confused.] What does that have to do with finding a classy place?

deeerrrrrrrppp pretty much sums it up // also video

[divtastic]

I accidentally made a bird think I was offering her dinner.

A posh bird! She probably wants one of those five course things, and everything.

btw i don't think these two ever actually exchanged names XD

[donttasemebro]

A... bird?

[Well now Bruno is really confused.]

You mean like... she was a bird before she came here, or...?

ffffff, apparently not! they should possibly try doing that this time round XD

[divtastic]

Not like an actual bird!

[Why does no one in the City speak proper English? He's slightly desperate to make him understand now, because this is his least favourite misunderstanding ever.]

A bird's a woman. A human woman. Only she says she's actually a goddess, so I suppose it's more like a humanoid woman, really...

possibly so!

[donttasemebro]

Oh! ... Oh. [Well okay considering everything else he's heard so far, a goddess isn't too far outside the realm of imagination. Rolling with it.]

So... can't you just tell her you made a mistake?

[divtastic]

Not really.

The whole food thing's a step down from her trying to get me to contribute to her buying a load of flats. I only meant to offer to buy her a pint, or something. If she can get a classy meal out of that, I don't even want to think what she might expect if I told her it was all a mistake.

[donttasemebro]

She just asked you to buy things for her all of a sudden? Why?

[This is nooooot a guy with a lot of experience with the ladies, sorry Chris.]

[divtastic]

Dunno. Suppose she's just used to having quite a bit of money knocking about the place.

And, well, with tits like that you can sort of see why she might expect most blokes to roll over and give her what she wants. [Because that's obviously not exactly what he's doing.]