May 22, 2010 20:32
[The Pro is wearing her original hideous costume too. Yellow leotard, red short skirt, purple cape, mast, gloves, thigh highs, and boots, and a belt with a blue clasp. And she's practically popping out of it. Again. Someone does not look happy.]
Jesus H Christ on a goddamn sparkly pogo stick. I thought I burned this fucking thing.
[Checks in the boob area of her costume for something, scowls, and tucks her nips back in.]
And no fucking cigarettes. Figures. What's shaking, City? Shit's not blown up yet, I can see. I've been dead for however long I was gone. So nice to see you all again. Hhhh, and in this shitty mismatched costume to boot.
[Reaches to click the video off, and one of the front seams of her leotard decides to shred itself, giving everyone a lovely view of one tit.]
MOTHERFUCKER!
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