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WAR! HUH! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? MAKING LOTS OF MONEY!

May 14, 2010 12:00

WHAT IT IS, SOUL BROTHAHS AND SISTAHS?

This is Deadpool, your friendly neighborhood Soldier For Hire, reminding you that my vast experience in the fields of shooty-shooty, stabby-stabby and gooey kablooeys makes me your number one choice for all your Impending Civil War needs! Just like my bro-hem Weasel is making with the gun sales, the tawdry ( Read more... )

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la_belette May 14 2010, 19:03:48 UTC

Usual rates apply, Poolio. Got you some funsies with gunsies.

wadewilson May 14 2010, 19:05:14 UTC

Aces. It's time for some businessmen to make a biznass, don'tcha think?

la_belette May 14 2010, 19:07:57 UTC

Hale to the yeah.

[Private] wadewilson May 14 2010, 21:20:42 UTC

Wait a minute... Weaz, you're a techno dork, right? Can you just glitch it up so my bank account has a million bucks in it? Can it be that easy?

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you do realize I just imagined a Cowboy Trowa sitting on a bright red horse with that? pacifisted May 14 2010, 19:09:13 UTC

...I'll bite.

How do you put gatling guns on a horse?

JONAH HEX BOYO. That movie will be a blast. I hope. wadewilson May 14 2010, 19:21:15 UTC

Very carefully!

ZING! HAYOOOOOOO! I'm here all week. Tip your wait staff!

/wants to see this now pacifisted May 14 2010, 19:30:47 UTC

[Mildly amused look off-comm. Probably the only time he's smiled in a few days.]

Guess I walked into it.

Next month! With Megan Fox and Malkovich, too! wadewilson May 14 2010, 19:39:53 UTC

That you did. Any chance you'll walk into a barbershop anytime soon?

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permavoice. spadassin May 14 2010, 19:10:22 UTC

[Slow clap.]

Very impressive. I'd have hired you, if I was searching the mercenary market.

Re: permavoice. wadewilson May 14 2010, 19:22:06 UTC

And why aren't you? Surely, there's some rough and tumble bastardry you need me for...

spadassin May 14 2010, 19:23:39 UTC

Not at the moment, no.

wadewilson May 14 2010, 19:24:38 UTC

C'maaaan. Aren't you looking to deal with the 40 Dames and 40 Nutjobs of Havok's harem?

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[Video] soultospare May 14 2010, 19:13:45 UTC

[She's laughing.] Phenomenal. I almost wish I needed someone killed right now.

Almost.

Re: [Video] wadewilson May 14 2010, 19:22:36 UTC

Search your heart, Pixiepants, you know there's someone out there what needs moidelizin'.

[Video] soultospare May 14 2010, 19:25:55 UTC

[She pretends to think about it.]

Hey, you know, if you had the ability to 'port people out of this universe into their own, you might have more luck convincing people that a mercenary is worth spending money on... especially in a world where you kill imPorts and sometimes they just come back. Naked.

Re: [Video] wadewilson May 14 2010, 19:27:35 UTC

Maybe I should be in the papparazzo biz, then. Free naked shots of everybody if you can find out where they'll show up!

Keep in mind there are lots and lots of not-imports here that get dead just like regular.

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littleprovolone May 14 2010, 19:15:12 UTC

... Do you have to advertise for killing?

wadewilson May 14 2010, 19:23:43 UTC

It's not exclusively killing! I could totally be hired for good things, too! Like baking cakes!

littleprovolone May 14 2010, 19:25:43 UTC

[Can you feel the disappointment?] Oh, Mr. Wade.

wadewilson May 14 2010, 19:30:08 UTC

Marykins, c'mon. I don't kill GOOD people, silly! Only jerks and rapscallions who've earned it!

Besides, I tried to be a superhero and they didn't want me. A fella's gotta make a living somehow.

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