WHAT IT IS, SOUL BROTHAHS AND SISTAHS?
This is Deadpool, your friendly neighborhood Soldier For Hire, reminding you that my vast experience in the fields of shooty-shooty, stabby-stabby and gooey kablooeys makes me your number one choice for all your Impending Civil War needs!
Just like my bro-hem Weasel is making with the gun sales, the tawdry
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How do you put gatling guns on a horse?
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ZING! HAYOOOOOOO! I'm here all week. Tip your wait staff!
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Guess I walked into it.
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Very impressive. I'd have hired you, if I was searching the mercenary market.
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Almost.
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Hey, you know, if you had the ability to 'port people out of this universe into their own, you might have more luck convincing people that a mercenary is worth spending money on... especially in a world where you kill imPorts and sometimes they just come back. Naked.
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Keep in mind there are lots and lots of not-imports here that get dead just like regular.
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Besides, I tried to be a superhero and they didn't want me. A fella's gotta make a living somehow.
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