I'll be honest, I can do knives, throwing and held, but if you're looking for a magic elfin blade forged in the fires or Mordor, I might not be your best bet.
Boss, I've never sniped your tech. If there's one thing in this life I respect, it's your tech. Mainly because you'd kill me slowly if I ever made off with it.
You know the deal for your Primo Patronizer, Weaz. You supply me, I tote your tawdry wares on the high-profile gigs, Bob's your creepy uncle that looks at you funny. Whatcha got for me?
[Swaps to video, he's holding up a heavily modified sniper rifle about the length of a super-model's leg.]
So okay. Depleted uranium bullets in a titanium casing, timed explosive tips. This thing will punch through two-inch thick steel and still have enough oomph to take off somebody's cabeza at two hundred yards. That's two football fields my friend.
Not an issue. The technology here is much more sophisticated than what I've been brought from; I'm not hedging bets on just assuming that if it looks the same it works the same.
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Don't answer that.
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Sound, light or projectile-based?
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[Swaps to video, he's holding up a heavily modified sniper rifle about the length of a super-model's leg.]
So okay. Depleted uranium bullets in a titanium casing, timed explosive tips. This thing will punch through two-inch thick steel and still have enough oomph to take off somebody's cabeza at two hundred yards. That's two football fields my friend.
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You said big.
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[He holds up a shotgun that looks like it's got a 12 CM bore. Which........is exactly what it is. You could shove a softball in the twin barrels.]
How's this tickle your pickle?
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