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[la_belette]

So guess what, mah homiez

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[soultospare]

just guns, or other weapons too?

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[la_belette]

Depends. You lookin' for a tazer or a morning star?

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[soultospare]

specific kind of knife.

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[la_belette]

I'll be honest, I can do knives, throwing and held, but if you're looking for a magic elfin blade forged in the fires or Mordor, I might not be your best bet.

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[liverletdie]

Don't make them on my property, don't use StarkTech data to enhance them, and keep this as a personal business, and I won't fire you.

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[la_belette]

What, do you think I'm crazy?

Don't answer that.

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[liverletdie]

I'm just laying down the ground rules, Weasel. Can't say that you didn't know when I've told you them implicitly.

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[la_belette]

Boss, I've never sniped your tech. If there's one thing in this life I respect, it's your tech. Mainly because you'd kill me slowly if I ever made off with it.

[wadewilson]

You know the deal for your Primo Patronizer, Weaz. You supply me, I tote your tawdry wares on the high-profile gigs, Bob's your creepy uncle that looks at you funny. Whatcha got for me?

[la_belette]

I've got some snaaaaaaaazy things, my friend.

Sound, light or projectile-based?

[wadewilson]

Todos, bebe. Start with the hurlers. You know much I digs me some projectiles.

[la_belette]

Rocksocks.

[Swaps to video, he's holding up a heavily modified sniper rifle about the length of a super-model's leg.]

So okay. Depleted uranium bullets in a titanium casing, timed explosive tips. This thing will punch through two-inch thick steel and still have enough oomph to take off somebody's cabeza at two hundred yards. That's two football fields my friend.

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[inthirds]

You make them, you sell them...Do you show a buyer how to use them, then?

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[la_belette]

Within reason. If you've never held a gun in your life and you look down the barrel, I ain't stickin' around to watch the splatter.

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[inthirds]

Not an issue. The technology here is much more sophisticated than what I've been brought from; I'm not hedging bets on just assuming that if it looks the same it works the same.

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[la_belette]

Just so long as you remember there's a right end and a wrong end and you stay behind the first and away from the second, you'll be fine.

[hello~ heavily encrypted yes sir mmhm]

[pacifisted]

Show me.

[Oh well hi thar]

[la_belette]

What you got in mind, champ? Handgun, rifle, shotgun, something a bit more esoteric?

[yo!]

[pacifisted]

[Hmph sound.]

You said big.

[la_belette]

Big it is, oh overcompensating one.

[He holds up a shotgun that looks like it's got a 12 CM bore. Which........is exactly what it is. You could shove a softball in the twin barrels.]

How's this tickle your pickle?