Not an issue. The technology here is much more sophisticated than what I've been brought from; I'm not hedging bets on just assuming that if it looks the same it works the same.
Lemme put it like this: the last time this shit happened and the Major took all his Nazi pricks out that direction for a war?
Practically everybody who went along with him were holding my guns.
And I didn't get a single complaint.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a group of fuckin' spandex jockeys from complaining at all times? It's hard, boyo. And yet nobody said word fuckin' one to me about the level of my tech.
It's so good that I have a 100% seller rating on eBay.
It's so good that Chuck Norris writes clever internet memes about my guns.
It's so good that if Baby Jesus ever needed an AK-47, Baby Jesus would be toting one of my AK-47s.
[SIGH.] Look, just...Tell me where I'd have to go to have a look at these guns for sale. If they're as wonderful as you say, they ought to speak for themselves.
[Room number] at the MAC. Used to be a lot more sneaky about it, but I figure anybody wanting to rip me off is going to get Mr. Smiley inserted up an orifice.
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[beat. ...wait. crap.]
...You don't take pay in gold, do you.
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You can see for yourself if you convince me to actually bring it and trade up for one of your guns.
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Practically everybody who went along with him were holding my guns.
And I didn't get a single complaint.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a group of fuckin' spandex jockeys from complaining at all times? It's hard, boyo. And yet nobody said word fuckin' one to me about the level of my tech.
It's so good that I have a 100% seller rating on eBay.
It's so good that Chuck Norris writes clever internet memes about my guns.
It's so good that if Baby Jesus ever needed an AK-47, Baby Jesus would be toting one of my AK-47s.
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...Mr. Smiley is a gun.
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...Are you the one that makes all that noise in the middle of the night upstairs?
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