004. don't forget i love i love i love you [filtered from Sirius and all known baddies]

[its_got_lasers]

ATTENTION SPIDERESIDENTS, THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING.I invited a new guy to crash. His name's Sirius Black. Which, yeah, this is basically me requesting that you don't mess with him, because he's a little freaked out by having been brought here from the seventies or whatever and dumped into . . . this. Whatever this is that's going on here. So

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[deadthenred]

The seventies? Sorry, not impressed.

[its_got_lasers]

I never said what century.

[deadthenred]

If it were the 1870's you'd've said so. Just like, if I meant the 1770's, I'd've said so.

[its_got_lasers]

I might not have. You never know. I'm pretty awesome with how surprising I am sometimes.

[deadthenred]

I don't believe you.

[its_got_lasers]

Aw, come on . . .

[deadthenred]

My incurable sense of skepticsm's what's kept me alive for so long.

[its_got_lasers]

What, you skeptic people into submission?

[deadthenred]

What did you think my superpower was? Knitting swell cardigans?

[its_got_lasers]

Hey, weirder things have happened.

[deadthenred]

Argyle's not much in the face of bullets, I'm afraid. And I've been doing this since long before the Iron Cross chump dragged me in.