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[bet_on_bolton]

There are way too many tiny dude and dudettes running around right now. Like, seriously, this weird 'Porter stuff has got way too many of you guys turning into midgets

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[inspirefear]

What kind of ice cream?

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[bet_on_bolton]

Loads of bubblegum and a little bit of triple chocolate. I can go get other flavors too, if anyone wants it.

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[inspirefear]

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Bubblegum flavored ice cream, seriously?

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[bet_on_bolton]

Uh-huh! It's insanely good. I can't even tell you how amazing it is.

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[inspirefear]

I don't know about that. I mean, I like gum and I like ice cream but a combination of the two?

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[bet_on_bolton]

Dude, I swear, it's so good! A friend of mine introduced me to it a few months back and I'm never looking back.

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[inspirefear]

It doesn't come with like...chunks of gum in it, does it?

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[bet_on_bolton]

Noooo, it just tastes like bubblegum.

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[inspirefear]

Alright cool. It wouldn't hurt to try.

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[bet_on_bolton]

If you don't like it, it's cool. I have loads of the stuff anyway.