Does anyone know how to get on the good side of the 'porter? There must be some way where you can just like, woo that piece of... machinery or whatever she is and get her to do what you want
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Well, there ya go then. But I can't love her in return cause I already have a girlfriend, who I'd really like to have here so uh, that's what I wanna ask the porter.
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And candy. And flowers. If she loved you, maybe she would grant you your favor.
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Perhaps you could appeal to the machine's wants and wishes. Explain to her how having your girlfriend here would benefit it or the city.
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That's usually how these things work, I think. Something for something.
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Maybe it's an accident.
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Being grumpy makes you old and afraid.
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