Does anyone know how to get on the good side of the 'porter? There must be some way where you can just like, woo that piece of... machinery or whatever she is and get her to do what you want
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Well, there ya go then. But I can't love her in return cause I already have a girlfriend, who I'd really like to have here so uh, that's what I wanna ask the porter.
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[Give him a second to think of an excuse.]
... No I'm not. I just... sing.
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but singing?
[attached .wave file] "When you have a natural attraction, You deserve a mutual reaction" "...you think..." "We can make it work"
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haha nice compilation dude, i need to learn to form sentances like that.
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you can always try help if you want
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And candy. And flowers. If she loved you, maybe she would grant you your favor.
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Singing is a nice approach.
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She likes to ignore us until it's time to fuck with our lives.
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Well it's worth a try. Especially if I prove you wrong.
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