38th Scream (breaking hiatus because this is totally important) [also, audio]

[loltraitorlol]

... I almost missed it.

As of yesterday, I've been here a whole stellar cycle. A year, rather.

...

Huh. That's...

I mean, not exactly a long time by my people's standards, but...

Hm.

Comments

[ajrimmer_ssc]

Dear god, you're right. I'm coming up on a year as well. Smegging hell.

[loltraitorlol]

...

Rimmer, obviously there's only one thing for it.

[ajrimmer_ssc]

...Copious amounts of alcohol and a game of Risk?

[loltraitorlol]

Read my mind. We can break in the new set!

... and I will beat you this time. Today's my lucky day, I just know it.

[allshock_notalk]

WHAT OF IT.

[loltraitorlol]

...

It's just a long time to be human, that's all.

Human, human, human after all...

[allshock_notalk]

...

[Does not approve of his use of that song. He says nothing.]

[loltraitorlol]

[also no response]

[and aw 'wave, thought you liked that song]

[notsoloyal]

Better than floating aimlessly in space I take it.

[loltraitorlol]

In every way possible.

PRIVATE;

[notsoloyal]

So you are talking to Soundwave again.

PRIVATE;

[loltraitorlol]

... sort of. I need... I need time.

...

Shockwave, I was wondering something.

[theprimerprime]

I think the word you're looking for is 'unacceptable'.

I'd offer to put you out of your misery if I thought for a nano that it would actually stick.

[loltraitorlol]

Ha. Ha. Ha.

It'd be unacceptable, except in my case the alternative is worse.

[theprimerprime]

Worse? I don't see how that's possible.

[hackeralastair]

Wow. First Hiruma, now you...so it's really possible to get stuck here for that long.

[loltraitorlol]

It is.

Like I've said to others, for me, it's better than the alternative, much as I hate being in this body.

... no offense.

[hackeralastair]

None taken. I don't mind being here either...I've got good friends here.

It's still a little off-putting, though. Mostly from the lack of control and the thought that at any minute that bitch could just zap us back at her own whim.

[loltraitorlol]

Yes, I find that distressing too.

Hence why I'd like to change that.