Comments | capeandcowl: 10 [voice] THIS IS NO JENNIFER'S BODY >:(

pinecloned in capeandcowl

10 [voice] THIS IS NO JENNIFER'S BODY >:(

Oct 29, 2009 22:21

[it begins with dr. mann muttering! :D]

Mother of Christ. It had to be the one day I pass up on reheated takeout.

[NOW HELLO SPEAKING VERY LOUDLY also there are people muttering in the background and screaming for help. her voice is very sarcastic and as calm as she can make it, which is not much dohoho.]

Yes, Virginia, everyone who isn't living ( Read more... )

† dr. allison mann | n/a

Comments 54

hackeralastair October 30 2009, 02:47:01 UTC

Seriously. You're in trouble, putting out a call for help, and the first order of business is "post your reactions to the zombies here?"

...you got balls.

The flood of amateur horror movie videos aside...this is really happening. Great. Wonderful, just fucking wonderful.

pinecloned October 30 2009, 02:48:06 UTC

It didn't exactly take off the last time, but I multitask.

hackeralastair October 30 2009, 02:50:14 UTC

Ironically enough I totally agree with you this time.

But still. Self-preservation really oughta be higher on your priority list. I hope somebody with weapons or real powers finds you fast, I really do.

pinecloned October 30 2009, 02:58:14 UTC

It's more a coping mechanism this time around, I'll admit, but I'm willing to go with what works. Given the festive Halloween theme this time around, at least, I can't imagine it's going to last long, and they don't seem bright enough to actually bust down the door. I can wait.

It would still be nice to not live in a restroom until November.

Thread 10

ascending_angel October 30 2009, 02:47:22 UTC

A little busy being covered in guts at the moment, but may I please say again how much I enjoy your ranting about network spamming?

pinecloned October 30 2009, 02:49:42 UTC

It's a very serious problem that takes my mind off the fact that some of the people I was just eating next to are almost definitely being eaten at the moment.

ascending_angel October 30 2009, 02:52:38 UTC

You knew it was going to happen.

Hungry bastards these things are though. If it helps anyone who's around you at the moment, you can take off their heads or burn them. At least, that's what working for my girlfriend and I.

pinecloned October 30 2009, 03:02:38 UTC

I've seen worse, but it doesn't exactly help with the sheer horror.

Jesus. I'll see if anyone has a lighter.

[LIKE FIVE SECONDS OF HYSTERICAL GIGGLING THAT SHE IMMEDIATELY SUPPRESSES]

Thread 6

voice; kickinsidekick October 30 2009, 02:47:35 UTC

Where is this coffee shop?

voice; pinecloned October 30 2009, 02:50:24 UTC

[APPROXIMATE LOCATION :( sob it's somewhere near greenwich village]

voice; kickinsidekick October 30 2009, 02:51:54 UTC

Be there as soon as I find a gun.

voice; pinecloned October 30 2009, 03:03:40 UTC

... Thanks. I'm not exactly... gun-savvy, but if you can find a sword or any kind of vaguely long, heavy object, I could fumble with that decently enough and possibly save you some trouble. The rest of these people--well, I have no fucking idea.

Thread 7

tothecloud October 30 2009, 02:48:41 UTC

Do you need help?

pinecloned October 30 2009, 02:52:43 UTC

[AMBIENT SCREAMING OF "HELP US"]

I think that would be an enthusiastic yes.

tothecloud October 30 2009, 02:53:51 UTC

Er-- okay! Is there a window where you are? I can fly people out. A-And I'm armed, so I can protect you!

pinecloned October 30 2009, 03:06:11 UTC

One. It's high up and frosted glass, but it looks... like a tight fit, but possible, if someone punches it out.

Thread 16

[very matter-of-fact voice] semper_fi_bitch October 30 2009, 02:55:56 UTC

We're all gonna die.

pinecloned October 30 2009, 03:06:18 UTC

Yes. Yes, we are.