10 [voice] THIS IS NO JENNIFER'S BODY >:(

[pinecloned]

[it begins with dr. mann muttering! :D]

Mother of Christ. It had to be the one day I pass up on reheated takeout.

[NOW HELLO SPEAKING VERY LOUDLY also there are people muttering in the background and screaming for help. her voice is very sarcastic and as calm as she can make it, which is not much dohoho.]

Yes, Virginia, everyone who isn't living

Comments

[ascending_angel]

A little busy being covered in guts at the moment, but may I please say again how much I enjoy your ranting about network spamming?

[pinecloned]

It's a very serious problem that takes my mind off the fact that some of the people I was just eating next to are almost definitely being eaten at the moment.

[ascending_angel]

You knew it was going to happen.

Hungry bastards these things are though. If it helps anyone who's around you at the moment, you can take off their heads or burn them. At least, that's what working for my girlfriend and I.

[pinecloned]

I've seen worse, but it doesn't exactly help with the sheer horror.

Jesus. I'll see if anyone has a lighter.

[LIKE FIVE SECONDS OF HYSTERICAL GIGGLING THAT SHE IMMEDIATELY SUPPRESSES]

[ascending_angel]

I know a lighter might not be enough to off them, but it may be enough to keep them away from the flame.

[He pauses at the very brief laughing. He doesn't even know what to say to that MA'AM]

...are you okay? Besides the obvious, I mean?

[pinecloned]

I'm... just a touch of survivor's guilt. Once the entire fucking ex-police force gets bored with clawing at this door, I'll be fine.