Series XXV - Video

[ajrimmer_ssc]

Second verse, same as the smegging first...I don't understand it! Thirteen years back home, I held the same job just fine. Here, I go through them like vindaloo chicken through Lister's intestinal tract.

All right. I've, once again, lost my job. I, once again, need to acquire a new one.

Resumé on demand, if anybody's hiring, and no, there won

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Oh you bastard

[ajrimmer_ssc]

I know I've had my memory tampered with. And she did, too. I've been trying to figure it out this whole time.

...Mm. Maybe. I don't know if I've got it in me to be a clerk. Would they let me wear my hat all the time? I got away with it at the DMV because I claimed religious reasons, and government institutions are always loathe to tromp on that.

DAMN IT BILL YOU PROMISED YOU'D REMEMBER FOR HIM

[ajrimmer_ssc]

...That's true. She would have told you, wouldn't she? Hm.

And I'm not going to pretend to be Jewish!

WHY NOT?!

[ajrimmer_ssc]

...I'm changing the subject, now. Let's talk about something else.

Like.......what, Hodge suddenly coming back?

[ajrimmer_ssc]

I don't know, anything but this!

What are you doing on Halloween? I may need somebody to rescue me from Raven's machinations.

Rimmer would do what, exactly? Glare at him? Send a sharply worded letter?

[ajrimmer_ssc]

Ugh, horror movies. I've never seen the appeal in those, I really haven't. A bunch of scantily clad girls running and screaming from a deranged lunatic in a mask, when a sensible girl would have found a sturdy coat and a tire-iron and given him a right ding upside the head.

[ajrimmer_ssc]

Oh, I've seen Psycho! That's different. That's Hitchcock. He's a genius.

[Private]

I remember what people have told me, and I remember hearing about him get 'Ported out. Do I remember working for him directly? No. And that's what I'm talking about when I say my memory has been erased, because I've got physical proof that I did work for the bastard.

[ajrimmer_ssc]

Of course! And Vertigo. My god, Kim Novak in that movie. What a beautiful woman.

[Private]

Yes, I know we both did. Starscream was the one who told me. That's no surprise at all.

[Private and badly encrypted.]

[ajrimmer_ssc]

...What else do you know?

Bill, you just said that you thought I was crazy. What is going on?