Series XXV - Video

[ajrimmer_ssc]

Second verse, same as the smegging first...I don't understand it! Thirteen years back home, I held the same job just fine. Here, I go through them like vindaloo chicken through Lister's intestinal tract.

All right. I've, once again, lost my job. I, once again, need to acquire a new one.

Resumé on demand, if anybody's hiring, and no, there won

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[liverletdie]

Mr. Rimmer, back on the job market already?

[ajrimmer_ssc]

Oh, yes. Apparently your word wasn't enough to cover an inexplicable four day absence afterward.

[liverletdie]

Oh?

[Private, badly encrypted.]

[ajrimmer_ssc]

After the swap back to a hologram, that bitch in the 'Porter zapped us, if you'll recall.

I...don't react well to electricity.

[ajrimmer_ssc]

Heh, thank you, Lyra.

Private

[ajrimmer_ssc]

That's quite all right, I'll find something eventually. Worse comes to worst, I'll go sell cars.

voice;

[darkprophecies]

I might be in the market for a personal fashion assistant.

voice;

[ajrimmer_ssc]

Don't you dare.

voice;

[darkprophecies]

Oh, suddenly we're picky about our positions. I see how this is.

voice;

[ajrimmer_ssc]

I can afford to be picky still, I've got savings.

[ajrimmer_ssc]

Well, I was a second technician aboard a deep space mining ship called the Red Dwarf for thirteen years. Barring something that'll take me up there again, I'll take anything. Well, office work. Or selling. I don't think I'd be good at operating lathes or anything.

[ajrimmer_ssc]

Winner Corporation? What do you manufacture?

Oh you bastard

[ajrimmer_ssc]

I know I've had my memory tampered with. And she did, too. I've been trying to figure it out this whole time.

...Mm. Maybe. I don't know if I've got it in me to be a clerk. Would they let me wear my hat all the time? I got away with it at the DMV because I claimed religious reasons, and government institutions are always loathe to tromp on that.

DAMN IT BILL YOU PROMISED YOU'D REMEMBER FOR HIM

[ajrimmer_ssc]

...That's true. She would have told you, wouldn't she? Hm.

And I'm not going to pretend to be Jewish!