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second entry. text.

Oct 11, 2009 01:23

So, remember that list I posted a few days ago? The one with my list of demands? Well, I think I’ve got the idea that this isn’t a hallucination (still trying to come to terms with that, thanks), but I still want-

1. A green cape. Light green. I just figured out that blue wouldn’t go with my eyes.
2. That jet pack, please Iron Man.
3. I’ll be ( Read more... )

† shawn spencer | psych-man

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voice He has charmed me readingink October 11 2009, 05:47:47 UTC

Ah... What is... a jet pack? Why do... you want an Alfred? Are they nice?

| voice | Shawn lives to charm. shawnedium October 11 2009, 05:52:47 UTC

You...you don't know what a jet pack is?

| voice | He does it so well readingink October 11 2009, 05:53:39 UTC

... N-no? I... do not know. I... there is none... at home.

| voice | shawnedium October 11 2009, 05:54:38 UTC

Does home happen to be a post-Apocalyptic world where there's not even a single Burger King in sight?

| voice | readingink October 11 2009, 05:55:30 UTC

Ap... Apoc...

There is no one. At home. There... is me and... my family.

| voice | shawnedium October 11 2009, 05:56:18 UTC

Apocalypse where desert goes on for miles and food and water is like finding a needle in a Walmart.

| voice | readingink October 11 2009, 05:57:33 UTC

I did... not eat. There is no water.

What is a Walmart?

| voice | shawnedium October 11 2009, 06:00:19 UTC

...answer me this--are you human.

| video | readingink October 11 2009, 06:02:21 UTC

I am... now? [The video feed turns on. Oh, there's 6! Splotched with ink and wearing his awesome striped pajamas]

I was... not. Before. I was... very small.

... Are you human?

| video | shawnedium October 11 2009, 06:03:37 UTC

[Shawn is lounging on his couch, eating pineapple slices (guess who discovered their second power!) and wearing the same clothes he was ported in complete with blood stains on his jeans.]

I even breathe oxygen.

So, you weren't...a person before and now you are? Tough break.

| video | fff it occured to me that he might not be eating pineapple rings readingink October 11 2009, 06:05:38 UTC

[6 looks very interested in your pineapples, Shawn. He's touching the screen as if he thinks he can reach through it]

Oxygen?

What are those? The... yellow.

| video | no, he probably is. shawnedium October 11 2009, 06:07:34 UTC

Oxygen is an element. It's one of the basic elements needed for...well, everything on this planet to live and thrive, but that's more Gus's area than mine.

[Shawn chews and swallows his pineapple slice before going for another ring.]

These are God's gift to man.

| video | Rings it is! readingink October 11 2009, 06:09:51 UTC

[6 has his nose pressed against the screen, Shawn]

Basic... Element. It makes... things alive? ... We do not have... oxygen? Where we are. I think. There is... no alive things.

[... Why is his stomach growling?]

Gift. They look... very good. May I have one?

| video | shawnedium October 11 2009, 06:11:14 UTC

[Cocking his eyebrow at him.]

That might be what it's like in your...world, but here, we need oxygen to breathe. If you hold your breath for too long you pass out.

[He glances at his pineapples, then at the screen.]

You'll have to come and get one.

| video | readingink October 11 2009, 06:15:08 UTC

[He thinks about that for a moment... and... Yes, there he goes, he's holding his breath. Good thing it gets uncomfortable really fast, and after gasping and sucking air back in for a moment, he focuses on Shawn again]

... Ah... I... I can't. I can't go out. I can't do it.

| video | shawnedium October 11 2009, 06:17:33 UTC

[Narrows eyes.]

Dude, you shouldn't--...why?

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