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shawnedium in capeandcowl

second entry. text.

Oct 11, 2009 01:23

So, remember that list I posted a few days ago? The one with my list of demands? Well, I think I’ve got the idea that this isn’t a hallucination (still trying to come to terms with that, thanks), but I still want-

1. A green cape. Light green. I just figured out that blue wouldn’t go with my eyes.
2. That jet pack, please Iron Man.
3. I’ll be ( Read more... )

† shawn spencer | psych-man

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shawnedium October 11 2009, 05:29:43 UTC

Now how do you expect me to work my magic from my bathroom floor?

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shawnedium October 11 2009, 05:38:13 UTC

I'm completely over the suicide thing now, Lassi. You can stop worrying about me now.

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1/2 shawnedium October 11 2009, 05:42:00 UTC

Do I have to spell it out for you people? I mean, Superman has a cape. Batman has a cape. All the bad ass super heroes in HISTORY have had capes. Work with me here.

And do you think Batman pays his butler? Nope! He irons his capes and knows how to handle a shot gun.

iamnotthemom October 11 2009, 13:03:01 UTC

Actually, Supes went capeless for awhile.

shawnedium October 11 2009, 23:42:57 UTC

Not in the movies.

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liverletdie October 11 2009, 05:38:47 UTC

2. I don't manufacture jet packs.

shawnedium October 11 2009, 05:40:44 UTC

And why not?

liverletdie October 11 2009, 05:43:36 UTC

No regulations up there. I can't let just anyone into the air, or else the skyways would be just as crowded as the streets.

shawnedium October 11 2009, 05:44:29 UTC

Dude, this is the FUTURE. I was expecting everyone to have jet packs and hover cars by 2009. I'm disappointed in you. Disappointed.

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imonabike October 11 2009, 05:45:59 UTC

[Might be going into the police force himself. Instant "oh god" reaction.]

I can get you being a psychic here, but--... forget it.

I might be going for the police myself.

shawnedium October 11 2009, 05:52:03 UTC

Perfect! We'll be City rookies together.

imonabike October 11 2009, 05:53:50 UTC

....

shawnedium October 11 2009, 05:59:53 UTC

Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot.

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voice He has charmed me readingink October 11 2009, 05:47:47 UTC

Ah... What is... a jet pack? Why do... you want an Alfred? Are they nice?

| voice | Shawn lives to charm. shawnedium October 11 2009, 05:52:47 UTC

You...you don't know what a jet pack is?

| voice | He does it so well readingink October 11 2009, 05:53:39 UTC

... N-no? I... do not know. I... there is none... at home.

| voice | shawnedium October 11 2009, 05:54:38 UTC

Does home happen to be a post-Apocalyptic world where there's not even a single Burger King in sight?

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