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Barney's Blog 13 [VIDEO]

Aug 29, 2009 19:47

[Barney's suit (and hair) is a bit dirty and rumpled, his tie lost, and he's sporting a MANLY bruise on his right eye.]

You'd think the "heroic police officer" act would be juuust about infallible, right? I mean, c'mon. [He gestures at himself] There isn't much you can do to improve on this, but the one thing-- the one thing-- that never fails to ( Read more... )

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supersuitup August 30 2009, 00:53:44 UTC

A, uh... place where large, angry women go to... exchange... candy. With other women.

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supersuitup August 30 2009, 01:04:55 UTC

Yeaaaah. From the Isle of Lesbos.

Well, there's an art to it. You can't just say, like, "I'm a hero. What up?" You've got to slip it in there, subtly--

There is just too much potential for a joke there that I am not even touching.

[voice] taughttolisten August 30 2009, 00:58:07 UTC

Are you actually a police officer or are you merely being ridiculous?

[voice] supersuitup August 30 2009, 01:00:11 UTC

If by "ridiculous," you mean ingenious, then YES.

[voice] taughttolisten August 30 2009, 01:02:36 UTC

Ingenious.

I don't sense you had much success in apprehending lawbreakers or luring young women back to your place.

[voice] supersuitup August 30 2009, 01:06:09 UTC

Hey, man, don't knock it til you try it. I'll have you know that this one, tiiiiny stumble aside? The experiment was a decisive victory for me and Barney Junior.

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voice blam August 30 2009, 01:02:47 UTC

Pow.

voice supersuitup August 30 2009, 01:06:58 UTC

...

Pow... wow?

voice blam August 30 2009, 01:10:15 UTC

[silence.]

Re: voice supersuitup August 30 2009, 01:15:14 UTC

... [Tap tap on the communicator] Heeellllo?

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1/3 chlorodermic August 30 2009, 01:09:19 UTC

2/3 chlorodermic August 30 2009, 01:09:43 UTC

3/3 chlorodermic August 30 2009, 01:10:12 UTC

What. The. Hell.

supersuitup August 30 2009, 01:18:39 UTC

Nothing. Hi. How's jail?

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grenadeball August 30 2009, 01:14:52 UTC

wait

WHICH lesbian biker bar

it's prolly the one i go to

supersuitup August 30 2009, 01:19:29 UTC

Uhh... The... Ruby Fruit Jungle? I mean, hey, that sounded like a promising name to me.

grenadeball August 30 2009, 01:20:53 UTC

hahaha, you are categorically retarded

i mean, i know you're dumb as fuck, but if you're out trolling for pussy every day and night, you SHOULD be able to identify a dyke hut from a mile away

how in the fuck did you not see the signs

supersuitup August 30 2009, 01:22:32 UTC

One: I was kind of drunk, so some of the ladies looked like gentlemen, and Two: .......I thought it was just a really, really big bachelorette party.

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