Barney's Blog 13 [VIDEO]

Aug 29, 2009 19:47

[Barney's suit (and hair) is a bit dirty and rumpled, his tie lost, and he's sporting a MANLY bruise on his right eye.]

You'd think the "heroic police officer" act would be juuust about infallible, right? I mean, c'mon. [He gestures at himself] There isn't much you can do to improve on this, but the one thing-- the one thing-- that never fails to ( Read more... )

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grenadeball August 30 2009, 01:14:52 UTC
wait

WHICH lesbian biker bar

it's prolly the one i go to

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supersuitup August 30 2009, 01:19:29 UTC
Uhh... The... Ruby Fruit Jungle? I mean, hey, that sounded like a promising name to me.

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grenadeball August 30 2009, 01:20:53 UTC
hahaha, you are categorically retarded

i mean, i know you're dumb as fuck, but if you're out trolling for pussy every day and night, you SHOULD be able to identify a dyke hut from a mile away

how in the fuck did you not see the signs

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supersuitup August 30 2009, 01:22:32 UTC
One: I was kind of drunk, so some of the ladies looked like gentlemen, and Two: .......I thought it was just a really, really big bachelorette party.

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grenadeball August 30 2009, 01:23:54 UTC
i don't care HOW drunk you were

you should REALLY be able to see the ASSLOAD of HARLEYS parked outside

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supersuitup August 30 2009, 01:26:58 UTC
Hey, straight women can ride Harleys, too! It's the 21st century and they're breaking down barriers!

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grenadeball August 30 2009, 01:28:26 UTC
yes, certainly

but do they ALL ride harleys

tell me this

how many sporty little suburban family trying to still be hip kawasaki shitbikes did you see parked outside

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supersuitup August 30 2009, 01:29:03 UTC
Uhhh.

Zero.

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grenadeball August 30 2009, 01:31:49 UTC
and there's the sign you blatantly ignored

you completely deserved that punch on every single level

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supersuitup August 30 2009, 01:34:20 UTC
Well-- Yeah...

But on the bright side, everything before that was awesome!

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grenadeball August 30 2009, 02:08:43 UTC
hooray for you

how fulfilling was all the fucking

it sounds like you treated it like a goddamn gym visit

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