[Barney's suit (and hair) is a bit dirty and rumpled, his tie lost, and he's sporting a MANLY bruise on his right eye.]
You'd think the "heroic police officer" act would be juuust about infallible, right? I mean, c'mon. [He gestures at himself] There isn't much you can do to improve on this, but the one thing-- the one thing-- that never fails to
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WHICH lesbian biker bar
it's prolly the one i go to
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i mean, i know you're dumb as fuck, but if you're out trolling for pussy every day and night, you SHOULD be able to identify a dyke hut from a mile away
how in the fuck did you not see the signs
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you should REALLY be able to see the ASSLOAD of HARLEYS parked outside
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but do they ALL ride harleys
tell me this
how many sporty little suburban family trying to still be hip kawasaki shitbikes did you see parked outside
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Zero.
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you completely deserved that punch on every single level
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But on the bright side, everything before that was awesome!
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how fulfilling was all the fucking
it sounds like you treated it like a goddamn gym visit
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