03 - The Milk of Human Kindess (Backdated to 8/17)

[cantwhinnyemall]

[Equius' voice sounds... off. If you've been up to date with current events you can probably guess that he's either been poisoned or swilled down a bottle full of razor blades. In this case it is the latter.]

This is absolutely unforgivable. I wish to state for the record that I am not perspiring in any unusual capacity; I am simply incredibly - [

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[bridesearching]

That's a nasty cough, smart-sounding guy! A nice lady told me loong ago, if you have grape juice and honey together, that helps - and it tastes nice with honey in it!

wow I am overflowing with late

[cantwhinnyemall]

I shall take your advice into consideration.

it's okay!

[bridesearching]

You're going to try it?

Re: it's okay!

[cantwhinnyemall]

I have nothing to lose from it.

...Although perhaps not right now. Fruit juices and dairy are notoriously ill company.

[bridesearching]

Really? Are they?