03 - The Milk of Human Kindess (Backdated to 8/17)

[cantwhinnyemall]

[Equius' voice sounds... off. If you've been up to date with current events you can probably guess that he's either been poisoned or swilled down a bottle full of razor blades. In this case it is the latter.]

This is absolutely unforgivable. I wish to state for the record that I am not perspiring in any unusual capacity; I am simply incredibly - [

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[cantwhinnyemall]

[He's had worse but not much worse. And, well. Mayfield. The concept of death is edging more into a spectacularly painful annoyance than anything else, and he does not quite understand why a stranger - from another species for pete's sake - is fretting over him.]

If you know of one that can assist that would be appreciated. Most of the damage appears to be internal rather than external which I understand requires a specialist.

[cantwhinnyemall]

...Yes. Bring me a glass of milk.

Proper milk.

[cantwhinnyemall]

[There's nothing like dairy for a sore throat. Apparently, this is the case even if the soreness is due to improper use of razors rather than illness or too much shouting.]

Yes, this is acceptable milk.