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A Meme of the People

Jul 15, 2006 21:48

Now, now, fandom. The young, the old. The men, the women, the beasts of bosom. The beautiful, the majestic, the free. The ninja, the wizards, the pirates, the tennis players, the dead people, the wannabes. The great, the small, the laughable, the prehistoric. Lend me your opticals, your shimmering orbs, and give me a moment to simply brush my well- ( Read more... )

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chocolatehelps July 16 2006, 05:15:52 UTC

How do I get out of hell when the demon who was supposed to be helping me keeps getting side-tracked?

That's realy the major question on my mind lately.

chocolatehelps July 16 2006, 05:22:13 UTC

You could always give in and give the guy a lap-dance like he wanted. Not that hard.

chocolatehelps July 16 2006, 05:25:12 UTC

I wore the trousers. I wiggled. I thought I was DONE. But nope, just as he said we're leaving? SIDE-TRACKED.

chocolatehelps July 16 2006, 05:29:52 UTC

What a bastard.

chocolatehelps July 16 2006, 05:31:30 UTC

I'm just hoping he shows back up. Every demon in hell is leering at me in these damnable trousers. And they're still cutting off my circulation.

cantsoppthebeat July 16 2006, 05:22:58 UTC

Well, my lycanthroped friend. Your solution is simple. Wit. I have found that it's in my experience that I have found my way out of many troubling situations by simply using the utterly advancedness of my mind. For example, the ship was going down, in the days of my youth, it was a surprise attack, they were poking our bellies, and I had awoke to the sound of cannon fire!! I rushed from my cabin, barking orders, but it was chaos!!! None of my crew would listen to the greatness of my voice. So I was forced to battle the enemy alone. I unsheathed my swords of valor, and went straight to the heart of my enemy. It was a gruesome battle, but I made it out alive, dripping with sweat and manliness, to tell this story another day.

chocolatehelps July 16 2006, 05:24:27 UTC

It was "wit" that got me in there to begin with. An over-abundance of it.

cantsoppthebeat July 16 2006, 05:25:43 UTC

Well then. Maybe you need to rethink the way you live your mortal life, Mr. Smartypants.

chocolatehelps July 16 2006, 05:29:11 UTC

This is likely true. Arguing with people...beings...who can toss you in hell is a Bad Idea. Remember that.

mrsthatcher July 16 2006, 05:26:02 UTC

Sir, if you have landed yourself in Hell, then you are obviously sinful and should be left to rot. A bit of fire and brimstone is just what we need around here.

chocolatehelps July 16 2006, 05:30:11 UTC

But I'm not even Christian, I shouldn't be ABLE to got o hell.

The fire rather tingles and the brimstone smells funny.

mrsthatcher July 16 2006, 05:32:03 UTC

If you're not a Christian, then you certainly belong in Hell.

chocolatehelps July 16 2006, 05:34:43 UTC

I don't believe in hell though, so how did I end up here? I'm a werewolf! A pagan, wizard, werewolf.

Who ARE you?

mrsthatcher July 16 2006, 05:35:38 UTC

I am Margaret Thatcher, the British Prime Minister.

Ignorant and a pagan, I see.

chocolatehelps July 16 2006, 05:37:44 UTC

Ah, muggle. That explains it. religion holds far too much sway over the muggle world, as opposed to what's important, good and evil in their most basic states.

Your entire world could be on the brink of extinction and you'd still be bickering over beliefs.

I am far from ignorant, I'll have you know.

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