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cantsoppthebeat

A Meme of the People

Jul 15, 2006 21:48

Now, now, fandom. The young, the old. The men, the women, the beasts of bosom. The beautiful, the majestic, the free. The ninja, the wizards, the pirates, the tennis players, the dead people, the wannabes. The great, the small, the laughable, the prehistoric. Lend me your opticals, your shimmering orbs, and give me a moment to simply brush my well- ( Read more... )

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chocolatehelps July 16 2006, 05:15:52 UTC

How do I get out of hell when the demon who was supposed to be helping me keeps getting side-tracked?

That's realy the major question on my mind lately.

chocolatehelps July 16 2006, 05:22:13 UTC

You could always give in and give the guy a lap-dance like he wanted. Not that hard.

chocolatehelps July 16 2006, 05:25:12 UTC

I wore the trousers. I wiggled. I thought I was DONE. But nope, just as he said we're leaving? SIDE-TRACKED.

chocolatehelps July 16 2006, 05:29:52 UTC

What a bastard.

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anonymous July 16 2006, 05:24:41 UTC

Abstain or have sex? Pros and cons of both, please.

cantsoppthebeat July 16 2006, 05:29:59 UTC

It all depends upon what you're packing, Anon, my man. I, for one, have it going on. Great following of men and women alike. I hate to be a heartbreaker, but one after another just is not good for me, or my vision. Abstaining is said to be for weenies, but sometimes it's just not possible to stop the adoration that comes at me in almost sickening waves of (wo)manflesh. It's up to you, pal. Are you a bad enough dude to lay everyone who wants you? If not, get out of my sight you make me want to vomit all over your shoes.

anonymous July 16 2006, 05:41:45 UTC

Um... one or people people might want me. One definitely does. There aren't any... "sickening waves" though.

I kind of agree with the weenie comment though.

cantsoppthebeat July 16 2006, 05:47:58 UTC

One person.

Pathetic.

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anonymous July 16 2006, 05:34:24 UTC

I don't want a vagina.

cantsoppthebeat July 16 2006, 05:35:03 UTC

Woman-hater.

anonymous July 16 2006, 05:35:47 UTC

have a sex change?

mrsthatcher July 16 2006, 07:38:56 UTC

You should have more pride in being a woman.

anonymous July 16 2006, 05:36:23 UTC

How can I get everyone to shut up about my sexual life?

anonymous July 16 2006, 05:37:27 UTC

Don't have one. *__*

anonymous July 16 2006, 05:41:32 UTC

Who the hell are you?

anonymous July 16 2006, 05:50:04 UTC

A friend. :">

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anonymous July 16 2006, 05:55:44 UTC

What's your opinion on threesomes? Do you think they're a bad idea?

sauntered July 16 2006, 05:58:30 UTC

Threesomes - a bad idea? What a preposterous notion.

anonymous July 16 2006, 06:05:56 UTC

oh. so you think they're a good idea?

sauntered July 16 2006, 06:08:15 UTC

That's like asking if Hell is "a bit warmish."

In other, more succinct words: Yes.

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