Oneshot - Those Pants Must Die
Title: Those Pants Must Die
Pairing: Kibum/Donghae
Rating: PG-13 for language
Genre: Crack
Summary: In which Kibum wore ugly pants and the rest of the world Donghae was horrified with them.
450 words.
A/N:
mitzuki_chan is 100% responsible for all of this. :| And I can't write crack to save my life, so I'm deeply sorry. :((
(9:46 pm) the sane one has logged in.
(9:46 pm) ~*~fishies are friends, not food~*~: KIBUMKIBUMKIBUMKIBUMKIBUMKIBUM!!!
(9:46 pm) ~*~fishies are friends, not food~*~: KIM KIBUM ANSWER MEEEEE ASDLKHSDFLKH NOWNOWNOWNOWNOW.
(9:46 pm) ~*~fishies are friends, not food~*~: KIBUM. GOD. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING ME, DON'T MAKE ME-- DO SOMETHING. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M CAPABLE OF DOING.
(9:47 pm) the sane one: what.
(9:47 pm) ~*~fishies are friends, not food~*~: KIBUM.
(9:47 pm) the sane one: what.
(9:47 pm) ~*~fishies are friends, not food~*~: THE PANTS YOU WORE.
(9:48 pm) the sane one: pants?
(9:48 pm) ~*~fishies are friends, not food~*~: THOSE HIDEOUS ONES THAT LOOK LIKE THEY CAME FROM HEECHUL'S CLOSET BUT ARE SO HIDEOUS THAT MAYBE EVEN HE WOULDN'T BUY THEM.
(9:48 pm) ~*~fishies are friends, not food~*~: unless he was drunk. again
(9:49 pm) the sane one: ...
(9:49 pm) ~*~fishies are friends, not food~*~: I SAW YOU WEARING THEM, DON'T DENY IT. I HAVE PROOF, THERE IS PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE ON YOUTUBE.
(9:50 pm) the sane one: ...
(9:50 pm) ~*~fishies are friends, not food~*~: OK, SPILL THE BEANS, KIM KIBUM. WHERE ARE THEY?
(9:51 pm) the sane one: ...
(9:51 pm) ~*~fishies are friends, not food~*~: CAN YOU TRY RESPONDING WITH AN ANSWER THAT ACTUALLY CONSISTS OF WORDS?
(9:52 pm) the sane one: i don't know what you're talking about.
(9:52 pm) ~*~fishies are friends, not food~*~: OH. MY. GOD.
(9:52 pm) ~*~fishies are friends, not food~*~: THIS.
(9:52 pm) ~*~fishies are friends, not food~*~: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7kh_9MVJ4&e
(9:53 pm) the sane one: oh.
(9:53 pm) the sane one: they're comfortable pants :(
(9:53 pm) ~*~fishies are friends, not food~*~: BUT THEY SAG LIKE-- LIKE SOMETHING THAT SAGS, OK. IN A BAD WAY. A REALLY REALLY BAD WAY. LIKE KANGIN IN DRAG KIND OF BAD.
(9:53 pm) ~*~fishies are friends, not food~*~: don't tell hyung i said that D:
(9:54 pm) ~*~fishies are friends, not food~*~: ANYWAYS. WHERE ARE THEY RIGHT NOW? >:(
(9:54 pm) ~*~fishies are friends, not food~*~: I DEMAND TO KNOW.
(9:54 pm) the sane one: on my ass.
(9:55 pm) ~*~fishies are friends, not food~*~: WHAT.
(9:55 pm) ~*~fishies are friends, not food~*~: TAKETHEM OFF.
(9:56 pm) ~*~fishies are friends, not food~*~: OFFOFFFOFFOFFFOFFALKHSDLSDF.
(9:56 pm) the sane one: but then i wouldn't be wearing any pants.
(9:56 pm) ~*~fishies are friends, not food~*~: I DON'T CARE, KIBUM.
(9:57 pm) ~*~fishies are friends, not food~*~: TAKE THEM OFF RIGHT NOW.
(9:57 pm) ~*~fishies are friends, not food~*~: YOU HAVE TEN MINUTES BEFORE I GET THERE.
(9:57 pm) ~*~fishies are friends, not food~*~: I BETTER BE SEEING BARE ASS WHEN I OPEN YOUR DOOR.
(9:58 pm) the sane one: >:|
(9:58 pm) ~*~fishies are friends, not food~*~ has logged off.
(9:58 pm) the sane one: fuck my life.
(9:58 pm) the sane one has logged off.
Pairing: Kibum/Donghae
Rating: PG-13 for language
Genre: Crack
Summary: In which Kibum wore ugly pants and the rest of the world Donghae was horrified with them.
450 words.
A/N:
mitzuki_chan is 100% responsible for all of this. :| And I can't write crack to save my life, so I'm deeply sorry. :((
(9:46 pm) the sane one has logged in.
(9:46 pm) ~*~fishies are friends, not food~*~: KIBUMKIBUMKIBUMKIBUMKIBUMKIBUM!!!
(9:46 pm) ~*~fishies are friends, not food~*~: KIM KIBUM ANSWER MEEEEE ASDLKHSDFLKH NOWNOWNOWNOWNOW.
(9:46 pm) ~*~fishies are friends, not food~*~: KIBUM. GOD. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING ME, DON'T MAKE ME-- DO SOMETHING. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M CAPABLE OF DOING.
(9:47 pm) the sane one: what.
(9:47 pm) ~*~fishies are friends, not food~*~: KIBUM.
(9:47 pm) the sane one: what.
(9:47 pm) ~*~fishies are friends, not food~*~: THE PANTS YOU WORE.
(9:48 pm) the sane one: pants?
(9:48 pm) ~*~fishies are friends, not food~*~: THOSE HIDEOUS ONES THAT LOOK LIKE THEY CAME FROM HEECHUL'S CLOSET BUT ARE SO HIDEOUS THAT MAYBE EVEN HE WOULDN'T BUY THEM.
(9:48 pm) ~*~fishies are friends, not food~*~: unless he was drunk. again
(9:49 pm) the sane one: ...
(9:49 pm) ~*~fishies are friends, not food~*~: I SAW YOU WEARING THEM, DON'T DENY IT. I HAVE PROOF, THERE IS PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE ON YOUTUBE.
(9:50 pm) the sane one: ...
(9:50 pm) ~*~fishies are friends, not food~*~: OK, SPILL THE BEANS, KIM KIBUM. WHERE ARE THEY?
(9:51 pm) the sane one: ...
(9:51 pm) ~*~fishies are friends, not food~*~: CAN YOU TRY RESPONDING WITH AN ANSWER THAT ACTUALLY CONSISTS OF WORDS?
(9:52 pm) the sane one: i don't know what you're talking about.
(9:52 pm) ~*~fishies are friends, not food~*~: OH. MY. GOD.
(9:52 pm) ~*~fishies are friends, not food~*~: THIS.
(9:52 pm) ~*~fishies are friends, not food~*~: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7kh_9MVJ4&e
(9:53 pm) the sane one: oh.
(9:53 pm) the sane one: they're comfortable pants :(
(9:53 pm) ~*~fishies are friends, not food~*~: BUT THEY SAG LIKE-- LIKE SOMETHING THAT SAGS, OK. IN A BAD WAY. A REALLY REALLY BAD WAY. LIKE KANGIN IN DRAG KIND OF BAD.
(9:53 pm) ~*~fishies are friends, not food~*~: don't tell hyung i said that D:
(9:54 pm) ~*~fishies are friends, not food~*~: ANYWAYS. WHERE ARE THEY RIGHT NOW? >:(
(9:54 pm) ~*~fishies are friends, not food~*~: I DEMAND TO KNOW.
(9:54 pm) the sane one: on my ass.
(9:55 pm) ~*~fishies are friends, not food~*~: WHAT.
(9:55 pm) ~*~fishies are friends, not food~*~: TAKETHEM OFF.
(9:56 pm) ~*~fishies are friends, not food~*~: OFFOFFFOFFOFFFOFFALKHSDLSDF.
(9:56 pm) the sane one: but then i wouldn't be wearing any pants.
(9:56 pm) ~*~fishies are friends, not food~*~: I DON'T CARE, KIBUM.
(9:57 pm) ~*~fishies are friends, not food~*~: TAKE THEM OFF RIGHT NOW.
(9:57 pm) ~*~fishies are friends, not food~*~: YOU HAVE TEN MINUTES BEFORE I GET THERE.
(9:57 pm) ~*~fishies are friends, not food~*~: I BETTER BE SEEING BARE ASS WHEN I OPEN YOUR DOOR.
(9:58 pm) the sane one: >:|
(9:58 pm) ~*~fishies are friends, not food~*~ has logged off.
(9:58 pm) the sane one: fuck my life.
(9:58 pm) the sane one has logged off.