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cannotemotealie

[LOCKED TO: SYLAR & KIRK]

Oct 20, 2009 20:46

Okay, bros? You two need some serious couples counselling. 'Cos while it's ttly funny seein' you two rag on each other, y'all keep makin' seriously low blows. Would y'all cut it out or at least not make it public to everybody? 'Cos it's really puttin' a huge dent in our cred and we need that shit.

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intuitivelyapt October 21 2009, 03:58:32 UTC

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cannotemotealie October 21 2009, 04:00:36 UTC

Don't give me that shit, dude.

intuitivelyapt October 21 2009, 04:02:51 UTC

What shit? I didn't say anything! I don't know why this is even happening.

cannotemotealie October 21 2009, 04:05:20 UTC

Because YOU TWO JUST HAD LIKE 30 COMMENTS BITCHING ABOUT HOW KIRK DOESN'T DO ANYTHING FOR YOU AND HOW LIFE IS SOOOOOOOOOO HARD I actually have a fuckin' form for your fights and they always follow perfectly.

Also I don't need y'all getting into a huge fistfight at my party an' trashin' the place, 'cos I know you can.

intuitivelyapt October 21 2009, 04:07:23 UTC

Whatever. I wouldn't get in a fistfight with him.

cannotemotealie October 21 2009, 04:08:45 UTC

Are you sure?

intuitivelyapt October 21 2009, 04:11:18 UTC

No. Why would I bother with that when I could taser him with my hands, or kill him with my mind, or a variety of other things that would be far more efficient than my fists.

yeswedo October 21 2009, 04:12:53 UTC

...Oh. That's comforting. You're really encouraging him to drop this.

intuitivelyapt October 21 2009, 04:13:49 UTC

I was just saying.

yeswedo October 21 2009, 04:14:51 UTC

Look, just.

Promise you aren't going to try and kill me at his party and I'll promise I won't sock you in the face - as badly as I want to - and this will all be behind us. That's all he wants.

intuitivelyapt October 21 2009, 04:15:47 UTC

I had no intention of trying to kill you.

unless that's what you want.

yeswedo October 21 2009, 04:16:48 UTC

No. I don't want you to kill me, and I'm not like you where I say one thing and mean I want you to do the exact opposite either, so don't get any ideas.

I promise I'll try my best not to let it come to blows at his party.

intuitivelyapt October 21 2009, 04:17:46 UTC

What does that even mean? Why do you want to fight me so badly?

yeswedo October 21 2009, 04:20:26 UTC

I don't want to fight you.

intuitivelyapt October 21 2009, 04:24:31 UTC

I think you do.

yeswedo October 21 2009, 04:25:19 UTC

Didn't I just explain that, unlike you, when I say something, I don't actually mean the opposite? I don't want to fight you, Sylar, but that doesn't mean I agree with you 100%.

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