Today I survived on PEPSI and hope
I don't like he said she said crap, besides right now I want to hear it from the horses mouth. Boy oh boy I've never been so confused with my buddie Duane. Oh well until I hear it from Duane himself I wont put any merit behind it. It's funny because Duane-E-boy has never done anything that would hurt me, so I don't think he would start now. Of course I won't got into detail until I have more details.
Ya know, I am a giant dork. I called Katie up on my lunch break from work. I wanted to tell her that I just wanted to apologies, but after talking with her I kinda found what attracted me to her in the first place. liberal thinkers, that aren't shallow, with something say, are kinda rare. So like a dumb ass I give her a string of complements that include things you only say in after school specials like "you're the coolest person I ever met" WHO SAYS THAT! Then their was this gem "you're hot" Yep I said she was hot. I get verbal diarea when it comes to girls... well any one, but ESPECIALY girls. You know sometmes I think if I chop off my penis, half my stress (and stupidity) would go away.
NEW TOPIC(before I realy embarace myself): I HATE WORKING RETIAL! I love locksmithing. I even miss getting arrested. Luckly my boss is cool about the whole thing and I got a job when I get my license back. Which is cool, but I think I'm going to sell my computer to get the money to pay off my fines. That's not cool. It all comes down to what's more important: Job I love with no computer, or Dumbass central and I get to keep the glorified porn hut and solitaire lounge.
I think that's about it... But I can't sleep... HEY! a swivle chair WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! (stop with feet and spin the other way)Weeeeee!! okay the thrill is gone.
THE END
Ya know, I am a giant dork. I called Katie up on my lunch break from work. I wanted to tell her that I just wanted to apologies, but after talking with her I kinda found what attracted me to her in the first place. liberal thinkers, that aren't shallow, with something say, are kinda rare. So like a dumb ass I give her a string of complements that include things you only say in after school specials like "you're the coolest person I ever met" WHO SAYS THAT! Then their was this gem "you're hot" Yep I said she was hot. I get verbal diarea when it comes to girls... well any one, but ESPECIALY girls. You know sometmes I think if I chop off my penis, half my stress (and stupidity) would go away.
NEW TOPIC(before I realy embarace myself): I HATE WORKING RETIAL! I love locksmithing. I even miss getting arrested. Luckly my boss is cool about the whole thing and I got a job when I get my license back. Which is cool, but I think I'm going to sell my computer to get the money to pay off my fines. That's not cool. It all comes down to what's more important: Job I love with no computer, or Dumbass central and I get to keep the glorified porn hut and solitaire lounge.
I think that's about it... But I can't sleep... HEY! a swivle chair WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! (stop with feet and spin the other way)Weeeeee!! okay the thrill is gone.
THE END