"2011 IchiRuki White Day" by Rui
Translation of a short IchiRuki comic by Rui, which you can find on pixiv here. This made my day when I first read it, basically, since Ichigo-with-bunny-ears never gets old.
2011 IchiRuki White Day
by Rui
English translation by canis_m
Page 0 - right
Rukia: Hm?
SFX: rustle rustle
R: (What's that?)
SFX: SPROING
SFX: rustle
R: !
R: (A bunny!?)
Page 0 - left
R: (B-bunny...)
SFX: sneak
SFX: twitch
SFX: RUSTLERUSTLE
R: (What speed!)
R: (That isn't natural...could it be an intruder!?)
SFX: sprint!
R: HALT
R: YOU THERE! STOP, YOU...SUSPICIOUS BUNNY EARS!
SFX: grab!
?: OW!
1 - right
Ichigo: That HURTS, dumbass!!
R: WHA?
R: WAH!
SFX: THWUMP!
I: GACK!
SFX: KLONK!
1 - left
R: What...
SFX: Ow ow ow
I: Just my luck...
R: I--Ichigo!?
SFX: gah!
I: You--HEY! GET OFF ME!
R: WHAT is on your HEAD?
I: Just get off!
R: I will not! What IS that?!
I: Think about our position, here!
2 - right
R: I'm aware of our position! I'm on top and you're on the bottom, clearly!
I: GAAAH stop it! Yeah, okay, you are, but that sounds wrong!
R: ...What do you mean, sounds wrong?
I: Just please get down. My sanity...
I: The ears...
SFX: boing
I: are glued on.
R: Glued? How did that happen...?
I: ....
I: All right, Urahara-san
2 - left
I: I'm good to go.
Urahara: Oh--there's one more thing.
I: There is?
U: Look down.
I: Down?
SFX: PLONK
I: ......
SFX: flap
U: Now you're good! ♪
I: THE HELL IS THIS!?
U: Kuchiki-san likes bunnies, doesn't she?
I: YEAH, SO!?
U: You'll make her very happy. ♪
I: DAMN YOU! I LOOK LIKE A PERVERT!
SFX: argh argh argh
3 - right
U: They're glued on, so if you try to pull them off you'll lose your hair. Tee hee ♪
I: WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME, YOU BASTARD
SFX: siiigh
R: (That was quite a sigh.)
SFX: fidget fidget
R: .....
R: ...So, Ichigo...
I: Hm?
R: Can I...er, can I touch them?
3 - left
I: ...If you want, yeah.
R: Oh! In that case!
I: (....Wait, what?) (Is this gonna work?)
R: (They're so soft!)
I: ..... So, uhh
I: ...So.
R: Hm?
I: They look ridiculous, right?
R: Do they?
I: They'd have to, on me.
R: Would they?
4 - right
I: I mean, there's no point in a guy wearing crap like this. They'd look better, like, on...on you...
SFX: mutter mutter
R: But I like them.
I: Huh?
R: They're kind of adorable.
4 - left
I: ..........
SFX: BLUSH
I: ...!
I: WHA--YOU--LET GO, YOU FREAK!
SFX: ba-thump, ba-thump
R: Aww~
I: No awws! Guys don't want to be told they're fucking cute!
R: The way you deny it is equally cute.
I: IT IS NOT. CUTE. /////
R: Don't be so bashful, Ichigo.
I: I am not bashful! And stop laughing!
R: Ahahahahaha
5 - right
R: (Hah~ my stomach hurts)
R: So what brings you here? Business?
I: Uhh....
R: ?
I: I dunno about
SFX: reach
I: the time difference between here and there, but...
SFX: crinkle
R: ?
SFX: shove
R: What's this?
5 - left
I: It's White Day, so.
I: For you.
R: ...Oh...
I: I got you gourmet white dumplings with red bean--
R: WHAT!?
I: Excited much? Jeez...
SFX: SNATCH!
SFX: rustle
R: ...Hm?
6 - right
R: There's nothing inside.
I: That'd be because I didn't bring 'em.
R: What?
I: They're in the fridge at my place.
R: ...Why you...you did this to taunt me.
SFX: vexed
I: No, I didn't.
I: I got you four.
R: FOUR!?
SFX: gulp
I: You want 'em?
R: Of--of course!
6 - left
I: Then come to my place
I: and I'll let you have 'em.
R: ..... .....
SFX: vexed
R: Of all the arrogant presumption...
I: Hah. Whatever.
R: He says, with bunny ears on.
I: Urk...!
7 - right
I: Shit! I can't, I'll lose my hair...!
R: Hmph. Well...I suppose since they're a present
R: I can't let them go to waste.
R: Anyway, you're here.
R: You might as well take me back with you.
I: ..."Might as well," my ass.
R: !
SFX: hug
I: You're the reason I came.
7 - left
R: (This boy, I swear...)
R: I'm not sharing the dumplings, Ichigo.
I: Got it. All yours.
[LATER]
SFX: shove
I: C'mon, open up, say "Aah."
R: NO!!
I: Told you I was gonna let you have 'em.
SFX: grip
R: If you meant it like this, I don't want them!
I: No? Mouth to mouth, then?
SFX: grab
R: GAAAAAAH
As to why the ears have vanished in the last panel, that's a mystery to me as well. XD;
2011 IchiRuki White Day
by Rui
English translation by canis_m
Page 0 - right
Rukia: Hm?
SFX: rustle rustle
R: (What's that?)
SFX: SPROING
SFX: rustle
R: !
R: (A bunny!?)
Page 0 - left
R: (B-bunny...)
SFX: sneak
SFX: twitch
SFX: RUSTLERUSTLE
R: (What speed!)
R: (That isn't natural...could it be an intruder!?)
SFX: sprint!
R: HALT
R: YOU THERE! STOP, YOU...SUSPICIOUS BUNNY EARS!
SFX: grab!
?: OW!
1 - right
Ichigo: That HURTS, dumbass!!
R: WHA?
R: WAH!
SFX: THWUMP!
I: GACK!
SFX: KLONK!
1 - left
R: What...
SFX: Ow ow ow
I: Just my luck...
R: I--Ichigo!?
SFX: gah!
I: You--HEY! GET OFF ME!
R: WHAT is on your HEAD?
I: Just get off!
R: I will not! What IS that?!
I: Think about our position, here!
2 - right
R: I'm aware of our position! I'm on top and you're on the bottom, clearly!
I: GAAAH stop it! Yeah, okay, you are, but that sounds wrong!
R: ...What do you mean, sounds wrong?
I: Just please get down. My sanity...
I: The ears...
SFX: boing
I: are glued on.
R: Glued? How did that happen...?
I: ....
I: All right, Urahara-san
2 - left
I: I'm good to go.
Urahara: Oh--there's one more thing.
I: There is?
U: Look down.
I: Down?
SFX: PLONK
I: ......
SFX: flap
U: Now you're good! ♪
I: THE HELL IS THIS!?
U: Kuchiki-san likes bunnies, doesn't she?
I: YEAH, SO!?
U: You'll make her very happy. ♪
I: DAMN YOU! I LOOK LIKE A PERVERT!
SFX: argh argh argh
3 - right
U: They're glued on, so if you try to pull them off you'll lose your hair. Tee hee ♪
I: WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME, YOU BASTARD
SFX: siiigh
R: (That was quite a sigh.)
SFX: fidget fidget
R: .....
R: ...So, Ichigo...
I: Hm?
R: Can I...er, can I touch them?
3 - left
I: ...If you want, yeah.
R: Oh! In that case!
I: (....Wait, what?) (Is this gonna work?)
R: (They're so soft!)
I: ..... So, uhh
I: ...So.
R: Hm?
I: They look ridiculous, right?
R: Do they?
I: They'd have to, on me.
R: Would they?
4 - right
I: I mean, there's no point in a guy wearing crap like this. They'd look better, like, on...on you...
SFX: mutter mutter
R: But I like them.
I: Huh?
R: They're kind of adorable.
4 - left
I: ..........
SFX: BLUSH
I: ...!
I: WHA--YOU--LET GO, YOU FREAK!
SFX: ba-thump, ba-thump
R: Aww~
I: No awws! Guys don't want to be told they're fucking cute!
R: The way you deny it is equally cute.
I: IT IS NOT. CUTE. /////
R: Don't be so bashful, Ichigo.
I: I am not bashful! And stop laughing!
R: Ahahahahaha
5 - right
R: (Hah~ my stomach hurts)
R: So what brings you here? Business?
I: Uhh....
R: ?
I: I dunno about
SFX: reach
I: the time difference between here and there, but...
SFX: crinkle
R: ?
SFX: shove
R: What's this?
5 - left
I: It's White Day, so.
I: For you.
R: ...Oh...
I: I got you gourmet white dumplings with red bean--
R: WHAT!?
I: Excited much? Jeez...
SFX: SNATCH!
SFX: rustle
R: ...Hm?
6 - right
R: There's nothing inside.
I: That'd be because I didn't bring 'em.
R: What?
I: They're in the fridge at my place.
R: ...Why you...you did this to taunt me.
SFX: vexed
I: No, I didn't.
I: I got you four.
R: FOUR!?
SFX: gulp
I: You want 'em?
R: Of--of course!
6 - left
I: Then come to my place
I: and I'll let you have 'em.
R: ..... .....
SFX: vexed
R: Of all the arrogant presumption...
I: Hah. Whatever.
R: He says, with bunny ears on.
I: Urk...!
7 - right
I: Shit! I can't, I'll lose my hair...!
R: Hmph. Well...I suppose since they're a present
R: I can't let them go to waste.
R: Anyway, you're here.
R: You might as well take me back with you.
I: ..."Might as well," my ass.
R: !
SFX: hug
I: You're the reason I came.
7 - left
R: (This boy, I swear...)
R: I'm not sharing the dumplings, Ichigo.
I: Got it. All yours.
[LATER]
SFX: shove
I: C'mon, open up, say "Aah."
R: NO!!
I: Told you I was gonna let you have 'em.
SFX: grip
R: If you meant it like this, I don't want them!
I: No? Mouth to mouth, then?
SFX: grab
R: GAAAAAAH
As to why the ears have vanished in the last panel, that's a mystery to me as well. XD;