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Ok so Lastnight I had the craziest dream that Florida Was at war with 50 cent and the whole G Unit crew. and well me being in florida was right in the middle of this all... Planes flew over head dropping bombs and soldiers all over.. I am witnessing this all from my back patio. Right above the lake i spot 50 cents jet with a huge satellite on top of it. i run inside and get a gun from my dads closet.. i run back outside through the front door and 50 just dropped down one of his best well trained soldiers.. so i shoot the guy as soon as he hits the ground.. and 50 yells out through a speaker that he is gonna find me and "Blow my fucking heart of the back of my chest.. so i start runing around shootin shit up, and his plane is following me all around.. next thing i know 50 cent and his crew are jumping out of the plane in these pimped out suv's with this gangsta ass music so i start running., and i run into a dead end .and the boys roll up and 50 jumps out of the car with a big ass gun in his hand laughing.. and he points the gun at my chest and shoots off a round. barely missing my heart.. and i am on the ground in the worst pain and he stumps on my chest over and over.. and i am holding on for my life.. then he gets back in his ride and rolls out with the boys yelling shit out of the window.. so i get up after gathering myself together.. and i see an army ambulance comming.. and they are picking up all of the wounded and dead.. and they pass right by me and tell me i have to walk to the hospital if i wanna stay alive.. on the limp to the hospital , which turned out to be the frakin movie theater at the mall i was working at not to long ago.. i go into the hospital and am waiting there to see a doctor.. then jeff walks up to me with a big bag of the goods and says,"Lets go get you fixed up.. so we go in this room with bean bags in it and fire up a fatty.. then freakin justin and jerry come in the room as assistance and toke up with us.. then when we are done .. i notice that i wasnt in pain and the bullet wound healed up and we went out side and the war was over because a little boy shot 50 right around the corner where he shot me..and we went and ate a fancy meal at dan marinos restuaraunt... the end.. it was like freakin episode of south park or something. have you ever got to go to war with 50 cent dawg?