It's a treacherous banister we have at my house

Mar 09, 2008 16:14

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Me and my brother made this to cheer up my sister because she's wasting away at her father's.
This is not a normal practice in my house due to the very real danger it poses. If I were to fall from the top I would be impaled on a lamp. Even if I somehow missed the lamp.
I would die.
Plus I would scare the parakeet.
My pyjama bottoms have black and white dachshunds in a pattern against a pink field.
I have no shame. Seriously. I will sit here and make horrific noises all day

the folklorist, fuckmepuddles

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