Just thinking...

[candywarhol]

I was just thinking over the career suggestions I have received in the past few years: lawyer, assasin, investigative reporter. Professions that just scream Heartless Bitch.

Does this mean I am ill suited to bottle feed baby llamas? Would someone give me a bad reference if I applied for a job as a cross walk attendant? Is my desire to be a roller skating clown just a pipe dream?