The Resistance Is Futile Meme

[candylandgal]

* Leave me a comment saying "Resistance is Futile."
* I shall try to resist the temptation to respond with "I am Locutus of Borg." and instead respond by asking you 5 questions.
* Update your journal with the answers to the questions.
* Include this explanation in the post and offer to ask other people questions.The most awesome five

Comments

[mammothluv]

First, let me just say:

[mammothluv]

Oh, and I suppose you owe me some torturous questions. Resistance is futile.

[candylandgal]

I am so lame that I can't even come up with creative questions and have therefore delayed on your questions forever and a day! *headdesk of shame

[mammothluv]

I can't believe I forgot to reply to this and tell you that YOU ARE AN EVIL BITCH FOR NUMBER 4. Maybe I was just too angry to respond. Definitely considering defriending you again. I shall answer these soon but they'll be friends-locked so who knows if you'll see them.

[candylandgal]

Oooooh---*rubs hands together*

I am totally sleeping on your questions! Give me a night to let them rattle around in my head until the last ones standing are truly EPIC!!!!

This is going to be absolutely diabolical.

bwahahahahahahaha! (and you see how well I can do this again now that I have my H key back.) Much more effective evil laugh, eh? ;)

And thank you for your giddy Ellen and her glass o' green! So totally awesome! :D

PS: You know what they say about green, by the way. Ellen? Porny. *nod, nod*

[mammothluv]

*hides in fear of your evil laugh* So much scarier with that h! Otherwise it's just bwaaaaaaaaaa which sound kind of sheep-like or something and then you just think of nice snuggly sheep and maybe get sleepy. But, dude, with the h it's totally diabolical. *so scared o' your EPIC questions*

You know what they say about green, by the way. Ellen? Porny.

Woah. Ellen's already porned up nearly all the time. I think Ellen with extra green is super extra pornalicious. In other words, I like where you're going with this!