The Resistance Is Futile Meme

[candylandgal]

* Leave me a comment saying "Resistance is Futile."
* I shall try to resist the temptation to respond with "I am Locutus of Borg." and instead respond by asking you 5 questions.
* Update your journal with the answers to the questions.
* Include this explanation in the post and offer to ask other people questions.The most awesome five

Comments

[mammothluv]

First, let me just say:



1. I think I'm going to have to agree with you here. It would be a tough contest, especially if it was early season Meredith against Kara but Kara just might win out in the end. Either way, I would kill to see them battle it out and hear the conversations they would have whilst doing so.

2. Again, Agreed! Well, except I'd take Starbuck to the officer's rack room afterward too. While Lee is a great pilot, Starbuck has unmatched talent and flair in a viper. I'd want her on my wing any day. Yes, I mean that both in the non-dirty and dirty and all drenched in pornaliciousness fashion, you perv.

3. Gah! You've got me so itching to watch The Wire. Damn you and your powers of persuasion! It might just be next on my list after BSG round 2, Mary movies, and Warehouse 13!

4. "The Captain Adjusts His Gloves of Love." *loves that scene name hardcore and steals it for use from now on* That scene is so adorable. And I love your new appreciation for the Edelweiss song and the fact that you associate it with your Mom. It seems like Sound of Music has so many wonderful family memories for you. Now, if only Lynn would give your damn DVD back. *evil glare at the Sound of Music thief*

5. I am pretty cruel, aren't I? But you made it through the questions and now you're off with wet, naked Lee so I'd argue that it's all turned out for the best! Yes?

I enjoyed reading your answers muchly. I gave you some tough ones and your replies did not disappoint. In fact, I might go so far as to say you've exceeded expectations. Yes, yes. I might just say such a thing!

[mammothluv]

Oh, and I suppose you owe me some torturous questions. Resistance is futile.

[candylandgal]

I am so lame that I can't even come up with creative questions and have therefore delayed on your questions forever and a day! *headdesk of shame*

I think the fact that I wanted them to be really, really EPIC (!!!!) gave me performance anxiety or something. *toe in the sand...er..mud because could it ever stop raining here, maybe, sorta, okay, seriously?*

So, these fail at the quest to be truly epic, but I didn't want you to think that I forgot about you. So:

1. What are three things that you've always wanted to do or to experience that you have not done yet?

2. You are casting the role of Elizabeth Fisher in a movie about your life. Who is the actress who would play you and why would you choose her for the role? What is the title of these memoirs in movie form? (That's not cheating, it is just a really big question. :op)

3. If you could interview anyone---fictional character or real person, living or of some past era---and ask -them- three burning questions that you are dying to know the answers to, who would you choose, and what would you ask?

4. You're trapped in an epically nightmare-ish round of a game called "Frak Me!" where you have to choose one of two things: Drinking a really large smoothie that is a combo of bananas, pumpkin flavoring, and churned up bug innards...or kissing Matthew Fox with tongue (oh, and he has that thing growing on his chin, too.) Chug-a-lug or Pucker Up? (Hey, I tried to stick all of the diabolically evil in one question!)

5. Battlestar Galactica? An EPIC-ally life changing experience. What blew your mind or impacted you the most about the show?

[mammothluv]

I can't believe I forgot to reply to this and tell you that YOU ARE AN EVIL BITCH FOR NUMBER 4. Maybe I was just too angry to respond. Definitely considering defriending you again. I shall answer these soon but they'll be friends-locked so who knows if you'll see them.

[candylandgal]

Oooooh---*rubs hands together*

I am totally sleeping on your questions! Give me a night to let them rattle around in my head until the last ones standing are truly EPIC!!!!

This is going to be absolutely diabolical.

bwahahahahahahaha! (and you see how well I can do this again now that I have my H key back.) Much more effective evil laugh, eh? ;)

And thank you for your giddy Ellen and her glass o' green! So totally awesome! :D

PS: You know what they say about green, by the way. Ellen? Porny. *nod, nod*

[mammothluv]

*hides in fear of your evil laugh* So much scarier with that h! Otherwise it's just bwaaaaaaaaaa which sound kind of sheep-like or something and then you just think of nice snuggly sheep and maybe get sleepy. But, dude, with the h it's totally diabolical. *so scared o' your EPIC questions*

You know what they say about green, by the way. Ellen? Porny.

Woah. Ellen's already porned up nearly all the time. I think Ellen with extra green is super extra pornalicious. In other words, I like where you're going with this!