Double post, but it's worth it. So I got into a chat with clover_magic, and we wound up going off on a tangent about the dub-names in DC/MK. And the results...well, it's long, but they were just too much fun to NOT share.

( Momo isn't allowed to make puns anymore. )

In chat on MSN...

HEY SEPH says:
I just got finished writing thy letter/card~

HEY SEPH says:
;A;~

HEY SEPH says:
*!

Candyland--You know what they say! When you assume, you make an ass out of Uma Thurman! ...or something... says:
SQUEEEEEE I LUFF J00!!!

HEY SEPH says:
I DREW SHINICHI/HEIJI FOR SOME REASON. 8(

Candyland--You know what they ( Read more... )

This was just too awesome to NOT post here!

( In which we create the second-most disturbing mental image of Akai ever... )

I can't access my f-list from my school computer at the moment--says it's pornographic text. WOULD YOU GUYS STOP POSTING PR0N ALREADY?? *sigh* Sheesh...

From the chat files...

*talking with kaitodoushi while watching the Moon Ghost case, which she has not seen*
Me: YOU MUST SEE THE MOON GHOST CASE!
Her: o_O
Me: YOU MUST SEE TOICHI AND HIS SEXY, SEXY VOICE!
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A thought that nailed me one night whilst chatting with jeva_chan and fyliwionvilyaer:

Vampires + blowjobs = ZOMG FANGS IN BAD PLACES

*bows* That is all.

And please to not be telling me that vampires can suck their fangs back up into their gums or that it somehow enhances things (O.O), because I will stick my fingers in my ears and go "LALALANOTLISTENING!" Because I'm ( Read more... )

Me: *discussing playing hide-and-seek in a shopping mall (don't ask)* ...now, if this were somehow me, I'd manage to hide in Cymbals 'R' Us, or the Large Noisy Object Store ( Read more... )

And lo, the Great Choreographer came down from On High, and He spake, and he sayeth, "Let there be spirit fingers." And there were spirit fingers, and lo, it was peppy.

...ASHLEY I AM NOT ALLOWED TO TALK TO YOU ANYMORE BECAUSE YOU MAKE ME THINK WEIRD THINGS THAT MAY OR MAY NOT INVOLVE YOUR BOOBS SO STOP INSINUATING THAT!! So how much longer do you ( Read more... )

jewelsybear1017: *head hits keyboard...
jewelsybear1017: alkdjfaoieaponfvap;ovinap;ovna;.vnal;oiefaoiengpa;oengaone
candy__chan: o.O
candy__chan: IS THE KEYBOARD ALL RIGHT??
jewelsybear1017: lol...no...the "j" key suffered a slight sprain, while "t" and "q" were twisted
candy__chan: I shall apply first aid!
candy__chan: *rushes to the keyboard* it's all right. my name is Candyland, and I'm certified to help you.
jewelsybear1017: lol...that's a sure ( Read more... )

Okay, I decided to make a separate entry for all the funny stuff said tonight because there was just so much of it.

TAKE ONE! ashleymouse and I are watching The Little Mermaid.

*Ursula appears on screen*
Ash: She's an alto. You can tell because she's evil.
Me: ...I was going to make a crack about the tentacles, but that works too.

TAKE TWO! Ash and I went ( Read more... )

I love ashleymouse to death but only because she's sitting next to me right now. She's one of my kindred spirits. There has, however, been a tiny little disagreement between us for a while: she has been claiming to have a dirtier mind than I do. Now upon hearing this claim, most of our friends smiled, laughed, and patted her on the head, but still she ( Read more... )