only thing better than zito in an a's uniform is zito in an apron
um and stuff! i'm not gonna so much rant, though obviously there is much to rant about, because i be tired and my nose be sunburned and soon a kid is coming by to hang, but let me give you a little excerpt from WHEN I GOT SERVED A ROOT BEER FLOAT BY BARRY ZITO THIS MORNING:
candle: DUDE!
zito: hey, nice shirt.
candle (forgot what shirt i was wearing, looked down to see zito shirt, realized the boy had made a funny): DUDE! nice apron.
zito: DUDE!
CANDLE SPAZZES THE FUCK OUT.
ahhhhhh, this was the best day ever. did you see mulder pitch a complete game to win his major-league leading 14th? did you SEE byrnsie and marco hitting dingers! do you UNDERSTAND how mark kotsay is the BEST. PLAYER. EVER.
did you READ about how i got served a float by barry zito!
oh my god, you guys. oh my freakin' god, i am so glad i didn't go to work today.
christ on a crutch. he was soooo . . . fuckin' words fail me and words never fuckin' fail me!!!
GAH!
candle: DUDE!
zito: hey, nice shirt.
candle (forgot what shirt i was wearing, looked down to see zito shirt, realized the boy had made a funny): DUDE! nice apron.
zito: DUDE!
CANDLE SPAZZES THE FUCK OUT.
ahhhhhh, this was the best day ever. did you see mulder pitch a complete game to win his major-league leading 14th? did you SEE byrnsie and marco hitting dingers! do you UNDERSTAND how mark kotsay is the BEST. PLAYER. EVER.
did you READ about how i got served a float by barry zito!
oh my god, you guys. oh my freakin' god, i am so glad i didn't go to work today.
christ on a crutch. he was soooo . . . fuckin' words fail me and words never fuckin' fail me!!!
GAH!