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[candle_beck]

WHAT?

oh please christ no.

edited from under the desk where i am in a small ball:

fuck this fucking game. fuck baseball. it's NOT FUCKING WORTH IT. fuck baseball. fuck baseball.

aw god, i can't believe anything i say.

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BECK

WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK

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[candle_beck]

WHAT THE FUCK NO OKAY FUCKIN NO.

i didn't know man i at least saw huddy coming, kinda guessed, but not this are you KIDDING ME. please, peter gammons is an evil fucktard and he's making up shit, right right right. i really, it's impossible, there is NO WAY, billy wouldn't do this if he had a GUN TO HIS HEAD, it's not happening, i cannot, because NO.

no no. there's just it's NOT FAIR. i don't believe it, it can't be happening. they wouldn't leave him alone. all three of them alone, there's no way. there is no way. i do not believe it.

GOD MOTHERFUCKING SON OF BITCH YOU FUCK FUCK FUCK HOW FUCKING WHY.

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HAVE YOU SEEN THE PLAYERS THAT ARE GOING OVER HOLY FUCKING JESUS BECK BEANE HAS EITHE RLOST HIS MIND OR HAS BEEN TOLD TO GET THE PAYROLL DOWN TO TH $30 MILLION BECAUSE

Holy lord of Jesus God, Beck. WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK?

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danny fucking HAREN? kiki calero? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. HE'S MARK FUCKING MULDER.

how is this happening please someone explain to me how this is happening.

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GOD. SMITING FOR FANFIC. ONLY POSSIBLE EXPLANATION. ONLY. POSSIBLE. EXPLANATION. I AM SO SORRY, BECK. I SHOULD NEVER HAVE SUGGESTED BEANESLASH TO YOU.

Either that, or man, Hey, Ricky Chavez! You wanted a splash? How about a cannball off a cliff?

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ZITO YOU TELL BILLY YOU WON'T LET HIM FUCK YOU ANYMORE UNLESS HE BRINGS YOUR BOYS BACK.

fucking CHRIST, this is just not POSSIBLE. i cannot IMAGINE what billy is thinking. he's fuckin set on '06, but FUCK. NO. he just traded away TWO OF THE BEST PITCHERS OF THEIR GENERATION.

rhod, seriously, help me. i cannot handle this, it is fuckin beyond me.

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For like. A bunch of minor leaguers. And a pretty good pretty good outfielder. And maybe a catcher. But, like what the fuck?

Man. ESPN WH DLKFj;alieur;lkj Poor sweetheart. I am sorry.

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danny haren's got potential, fine. apparently the catcher is a top prospect and of the moneyball type. calero, can never have enough guys named kiki in the 'pen.

i don't care. i, really, i don't give a shit. this was a stupid deal. we are based on starting pitching. that's all we are. live and die by it. two of the best starting pitchers in the game. in three days.

i, good christ. ball. floor. head in hands. i just left my brother a message that said 'billy fucking beane just sent mark mulder to st louis,' and i did not recognize my own voice, dude. this is, like. god.

it's my fault because i wasn't thinking team first. i was thinking i want my hippie around, i'll be able to handle mulder or hudson leaving if i still got my boy. IT'S ALL MY FAULT BECAUSE I DIDN'T THINK HE'D TRADE BOTH OF THEM.

oh my god if he trades both he could trade all three. oh my god. sweet merciful baby jesus.

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Fun game: while ESPN is fucking RAMBLING about the Steelers and the Jets or whatever the fuck, count off al duf;alierjf;lgjdfu sorry, that exercise went down the tubes.

I am sorry, Beck. I seem to bring trauma with me to baseball teams. Last year, when I got into the Yankees, they lost 80% of their pitching staff and 40% of their infield.

Get ahold of your bro, man. :|

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i am holding on to him like grim death. i am on the other side of the country. it is a mental grip. if beane fuckin trades my boy i'm killing him in his sleep, swear to god i am.

can't talk under desk

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Also: I love you. The ringing of the phone woke me up, and instead of answering it, I opened espn.com. I am so serious. And now I can't even listen to the voicemail because I think I'll start to cry. He's leaving me, Joyce. He's leaving and he'll be GONE and I know I said I would love him anywhere and I WILL, JOYCE, I WILL but it is going to be SO HARD.

Though, silver lining! Now I have my NL team. Sorry, Timmy, but Mulder trumps the Braves this time.

can't talk, too much hatred.

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It is just me breathing hysterically and sound raw-voiced because I'd spent the tne minutes beof rethat screaming WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK.

WHAT IS THIS, KERI? IS IT NOW A LAW THA TWHATEVER BASEBALL PLAYER :DLIFU:ELKJRGH I have bought, in my entire life, a Mulder jersey, a Huddy shirt, and a Bubba/Arnie shirt.

YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN A HAPPIER GIRL HAD I BECOME A RED SOX FAN. IF THAT WERER THE CASE, TEK WOULD NOW BE SIGNING A DEAL WITH THE INDIANS OR STHG.