I'm a pervert
On my street these people have put out a large inflatable Santa Clause and a rudolph. The Rudolph kinda leans back a good bit. Well, until you get right in front of their house it looks as if an elf is giving Santa a blow job. Its really quite hysterical. The funniest part about it is that they have done this every year for the past two or three years. YOuw ould think they have noticed. I wonder if they do it on purpose? I mean if you move the Santa about two more feet back it wouldn't look like that.