I've got a fun idea.

[candall]

Let's all play a fun, asinine little game. You reply to this with a word... make it a noun, it needs to be an actual object or concept, and then I'll do some research on the matter and post a review with an "x out of 5" system of judgement.

For example, I might give watermelons a "3 out of 5" due to seed content and annoying drippiness.