My Superhero Team
You know, it's always fun seeing a new superhero team being assembled, from the various Thunderbolts, X-Force, X-Men, Avengers, it's cool seeing the dynamics play out between different team members. So I thought, what would be my ideal Marvel team?
Well, here goes!
The All Business Guy - Punisher. He'd be the straight man on the team who only wants to get the job done as quickly and efficiently as possible. May have some serious thoughts about killing some team members.
The Muscles - Juggernaut. Though he'd end up leaving the team after a while when he becomes the real Juggernaut once more, instead of his current Cain Marko state.
The female Muscles - She-Hulk. Because once Juggernaut leaves the team, we're still going to need muscles. Plus it would be fun to see Juggernaut try to get into She-Hulk's pants once again, even if they retcon it to not have been the real She-Hulk in the first place.
The Wise Guy - Deadpool. Because, if Deadpool's not on a team, I don't really feel like following them.
The Nut - Squirrel Girl. Come on, Deadpool and Squirrel Girl on the same team would be hilarious! So many nut jokes...
The duo - Man-Thing and Howard the Duck. More muscles plus a talking duck that can provide commentary about the adventures the team is embarking upon.
The Oddity - Frog Man. This is just for shit and giggles to add into an already oddball crew.
Occasional team-up - Rocket Raccoon and Groot. They'd guest star from time to time and would certainly interact with Man-Thing and Howard.
So there you go, if a comic ever featured these guys into some kind of a team, I would have to read it all the time. Like seriously, how would this not be entertaining? It's like the current Thunderbolts series that is filled with a lot of cool characters, but even cooler because I say it is!
Well, here goes!
The All Business Guy - Punisher. He'd be the straight man on the team who only wants to get the job done as quickly and efficiently as possible. May have some serious thoughts about killing some team members.
The Muscles - Juggernaut. Though he'd end up leaving the team after a while when he becomes the real Juggernaut once more, instead of his current Cain Marko state.
The female Muscles - She-Hulk. Because once Juggernaut leaves the team, we're still going to need muscles. Plus it would be fun to see Juggernaut try to get into She-Hulk's pants once again, even if they retcon it to not have been the real She-Hulk in the first place.
The Wise Guy - Deadpool. Because, if Deadpool's not on a team, I don't really feel like following them.
The Nut - Squirrel Girl. Come on, Deadpool and Squirrel Girl on the same team would be hilarious! So many nut jokes...
The duo - Man-Thing and Howard the Duck. More muscles plus a talking duck that can provide commentary about the adventures the team is embarking upon.
The Oddity - Frog Man. This is just for shit and giggles to add into an already oddball crew.
Occasional team-up - Rocket Raccoon and Groot. They'd guest star from time to time and would certainly interact with Man-Thing and Howard.
So there you go, if a comic ever featured these guys into some kind of a team, I would have to read it all the time. Like seriously, how would this not be entertaining? It's like the current Thunderbolts series that is filled with a lot of cool characters, but even cooler because I say it is!