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Character: Suki
Series: Avatar: The Last Airbender
Character Age: 15
Canon: A long time ago, in a world vaguely reminiscent of ancient Asia, four countries lived in harmony ... or at least, they did until the lord of the Fire Nation decided that taking over the others in order to "share their prosperity" was clearly the best idea EVER. The other countries didn't exactly see things the same way and... well, that's how century-long wars start. Fortunately for the world, all is not completely lost; a single person exists who can control Earth, Fire, Wind, and Water. By their powers combined, he is ...THE AVATAR! With their strength and the experience of hundreds of past lives behind him, the Avatar is quite literally a force of nature... or he would be, if his current incarnation weren't a hyper 12-year-old. Accompanied by a large cast of colorful characters (including the obligatory animal mascots- can't forget Heart, after all), wacky hijinks ensue as they set out to save the world.
Despite being one of the "normal people" in a group of fighters with elemental powers, Suki is no pushover. She's a master of turning her opponents' strengths against them, whether the battle is against Fire Nation soldiers or her boyfriend's wits. As the leader of the Amazonesque Kyoshi Warriors, she's very comfortable with herself as both a warrior and a woman- not that it's hard, when your battle uniform involves a skirt and makeup. While she serves as one of the more mature members of the group, Suki is still only a teenager, and does have moments where she loses her cool. Although she's more than willing to prove her prowess to anyone who might think that being female means being weak (usually in the most emasculating way possible), most of the time she is friendly, outgoing, and willing to lend a hand to anyone who might need it.
Sample Post:
Just so you know, men usually aren't allowed to learn the fighting techniques of the Kyoshi warriors. But seeing how eager you were to learn... I mean, you've even tried to imitate our traditional costume! Of course, our makeup isn't quite that vibrant, and the dresses... well, they're charming, but they shouldn't be quite so short. I can understand if you're worried about ease of movement; the ankle-length skirts do look awkward at first, but with enough practice it will feel as if you're wearing nothing at all. Nitpicking aside, you did try, and effort like that deserves some kind of reward. Besides, training monkeys can't be harder than training boys.
So, you've proved that you can dress like a warrior. Now you just need to show me that you can fight like one. All of you, get in line and show me what you've got!
You call that a battle stance? There's a time and a place for dance moves, and the battlefield isn't it. And you! I've seen viperslugs with better footing. I guess it serves me right for thinking that as motley a group as you had some potential. Sure, the purple fur could make for a good distraction, but even that won't do you any good if you can't take a hit without falling over. If you're the best that this swamp has to offer for defense, you won't stand a chance against the Fire Nation. There's obviously only one way to remedy this situation: with practice. You, with the lip gloss! Come here. You can help me by letting me demonstrate some of the basics. Now, the main thing to remember is that the greater an opponent's strength, the easier it is to use it against them. Put your arms like this, and tilt your hips that way, and then thrust- NO, NOT LIKE THAT. There is such a thing as too much enthusiasm, and that was it. Remind me why we don't teach boys again, and you'll get to be the new practice dummy.
That's it! Unless you're going to be serious, there's no point in my continuing to teach you. Why not do us both a favor, and give up? It's obvious to me that you aren't really interested in this at all. What do you really- You just wanted to see my fans? I'm sorry, but these aren't just for looking pretty; they're one of a Kyoshi warrior's main weapons. You haven't even started to learn the basics of fighting, and these could do a lot of damage in inexperienced hands. Do you see how sharp they are? One wrong move, and you could slice someone open. It's true that I've mastered them, but only after many years of hard work. You might even call me a slashing fan girl-
What's so funny?
Poll Vote!
Character: Lluvia
Series: Fairy Tail
Character Age: 16-18ish
Canon: Fairy Tail is your basic nakama (comrade) manga about having bffs and solving serious problems through violence. In this case, our story focuses on the titular mage's guild, a troup of magic-wielding mercenaries who will take on any job from monster-hunting to community theater, so long as you don't mind them causing a little-- or a lot-- of property damage along the way. Lluvia the rain woman and all-around Special Snowflake was once a high-ranking member of a dangerous enemy guild. Her abilities allow her to switch back and forth between human and rainwater at will, something that comes in handy when you need to dodge a hit and/or drown someone. She was not so much healing lighted as she just developed a very, very serious crush on a member of Fairy Tail. A crush so massive, in fact, that just thinking about anyone else pursuing him fills her with deep, irrational, and borderline homocidal rage. So she decided to tag along for the chance at winning Gray-sama's heart.
While pursuing the object of her desire was her main reason for joining Fairy Tail (and remains a large portion of the reason she does, well, nearly everything), Lluvia has really come to love her new home and family. She's still the same girl who is very excited when she can user her water powers to save Gray-sama by hiding him inside her own body (You cannot, but Lluvia can!) and may give her perceived "love rival" just a liiiiiittle less oxygen than everyone else when they go diving. However, her original gloomy demeanor has given way to a much more cheerful one-- yes, she'll do all those strange and off-putting things with a smile now!-- and she is right in line to take one for the team if need be.
Sample:
Pitter patter, pitter patter.
Lluvia doesn't understand this "braaaaaains." Corpse-kun should learn to make some sense. For all Lluvia knows, perhaps he means, "There are some braaaaains laying on the ground. Do they belong to Lluvia?" Or, "I am impressed with Lluvia's womanly charms and also her braaaaaains." You have to be assertive! If you wants to eat brains, you should say "I want braaaaaains."
What if Lluvia only made weird gurgles, hm? "Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay." You see? No good! How would Gray-sama ever know of Lluvia's love? He would think that she was confused, or commenting on the color of a rain cloud, or even mocking him! If... if Lluvia talked like that, she would lose her chance for Gray-sama's love in an instant! Some silly thing with a mediocre face and needlessly large bust-size would swoop in and win his tender and caring heart. LLUVIA CAN'T BEAR TO EVEN THINK OF IT!
Ahem.
But since Lluvia is very nice and generous, she will help Corpse-kun be less foolish! Let's work hard to be more direct with our feelings! It's alright if you have to drag out the word "braaaains" for now. We can work on that later. Say it with Lluvia: "I would like to eat Lluvia's braaaaains." "Lluvia's braaaaaains look delicious." "Please, Lluvia, I would like to crack open your head and feast on the delicious graaaaaaaay matter within." Really, if you're still having trouble with that, maybe Corpse-kun could try to be like Marcy-san. She doesn't bother talking about what she wants at all! She just sees her true love and goes for it. Truly, an inspiration to girls everywh-
Lluvia was not making an invitation. Lluvia's brains, heart and all other organs belong to Gray-sama of course! If you are going to try to make her look like some sort of brain harlot, Lluvia will just have to suffocate you to death, and then you would be dead and Lluvia would have little pieces of you in her water and both of our days would be quite ruined! No one likes the girl with corpse in her hair, you know.
P-pitter patter. Not that Lluvia has learned this the hard way of course.
Poll Vote!
Character: Kairi
Series: Kingdom Hearts
Character Age: 15
Canon: So, what do you get when you add a bit of Final Fantasy, a ton of Disney, and Tetsuya Nomura together and bake for about two years' production time? The Kingdom Hearts series! Kingdom Hearts takes place in various 'worlds' (which are based off the Disney movies everyone remembers from their childhoods), and stars Sora, the plucky protagonist, who has lost his home and his two best friends, Kairi and Riku. And Sora's weapon of choice? A giant key, otherwise known as the keyblade, of course! Though Sora finds himself in a mess of plot, he knows he can always count on Kairi to be waiting for him to return home.
So, let's talk about Kairi! She's really just your average girl who fell from the sky during a meteor shower. She likes to run and play with her two best friends, and usually she's the one keeping them in line! She can organize and plan what they need for their adventures-- and she can still make a comment or two on Sora's laziness. But don't let that fool you, she can be just as bad as Sora and Riku. Really, all things considered, Kairi is a normal teenager... Except for the fact that she is one of the seven princesses of heart, and has a completely pure heart. Kairi may enjoy her calm life on the island, but when push comes to shove, she'll do whatever it takes to help her friends. Though she may be trusting and kind, she is far from a pushover. And it would be wise to remember that, because Sora's not the only one with a keyblade!
Note: In Kingdom Hearts, new areas are called "worlds."
Sample Post:
Last minute notice or not, I'm glad that King Mickey thinks I can help out here. This world's pretty strange, but it's not like it's anything I can't handle! So, let's see... Obviously, a girl named Elizabeth is in a bit of a jam, and needs saving. That can't be too difficult, if I put my mind to it! For now, I'll try to find someone to tell me about this world. CFUD... I wonder what the letters stand for? Hmm, I guess I'll ask Elizabeth when I'm done... Oh! Excuse me! Um... Hi, I know this is a bit strange, but could you help me out for a second? You look a bit different from most people, but I can see you have a good heart. And not just in the literal sense!
I'm new to this world, and I'm looking for a girl named Elizabeth. Could you tell me about this place? Ah-- don't worry, I'll just follow you. It looks like it's difficult for you to talk, so don't push yourself that hard. I mean, with half a jaw missing, it probably must be painful, too. I trust you. And don't act so surprised! You're not a bad person-- and even if you are... Yes, you can change. Just trust me on that much. Though not your clothes, right now! Th-That's a little too forward, don't you think? Anyway, if you know how I can find Elizabeth, that would be really helpful... A map? That's a great idea! But... this isn't really a map, though it's a really nice picture of an octopus.
Huh? Are those cabins? Then this is a summer camp, right? So the first letter of CFUD probably stands for Camp. Camp FUD... And somewhere in this camp, Elizabeth is trapped. It's exciting in a way, but... Still, I wonder what the FUD stands for. Find Your Dream? No, it has to be a little bit more sinister, since... well, there's a hostage here... Don't worry, Elizabeth, I'll save you! Oh, right-- you gave me this picture of an octopus, so it's a clue? Because it's not ringing any bells. Er, no thanks, I don't really want to ring your bell... And I'm pretty sure you don't really have a bell. Still, if this is a clue, then I'd better start looking around.
Huh? Well, of course I sound eager about meeting the octopus! I'm on a mission and... I don't think I need any alone time... I'm just trying to save Elizabeth. So... Thank you anyway for showing the way. And don't worry, I'm sure I'll be able to find it! There's even a sign, right here! Let's see... Oh, and I'll finally be able to find out what CFUD stands for. "Welcome to..."
Hey, wait a second, where's the F in "@#*!?!"?
Poll Vote!
Name: Benkei
Series: Air Gear
Age: appears roughly 20
Canon: [SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 232 ON IN THE ENTIRE APP.]
Air Gear is a story about rollerbladers in middle school.
Really! Take one up and coming schoolyard punk, strap a pair of rocket
engines on his feet, and tell him to go conquer the world-the
world of AT, or Air Treck, that is. AT are the super popular motorized
rollerblades that are becoming a fad everywhere, from the most
high-spirited schoolkid, to the average salaryman, even to the mafia
and the military. But still, the heart of the story is the tale of one
Minami Ikki who wants to skate his way to the top of the AT
underground, and the people whom he meets upon the way.
Benki, the second in command of Trident, a AT riding gang, is both a
tough and gentle woman. To her, her duty to Trident comes first in her
life. She's the brawn behind the brains of Yoshitsune (the leader of
Trident), whose rude and lecherous ways she manages to barely
tolerate, usually stopping just short of kicking him into the nearest
wall. Using her considerable fighting and riding skills, she is
sometimes referred to as Bishtemon, or "God of Warriors." Perhaps
this is because she talks like she's from a samurai film, going from
relaxed and casual language to dramatic proclamations, complete with
gesturing with her pipe, when she's being serious. Considering that
she was capable of shoving ten people at once into a wall with one
well-aimed kick, the nickname is not entirely a jest. This is not to
say that she's without her softer, happier, and more cheerful side:
she loves showers, strawberries, leopard print clothing, talking with
heartmarks, and being reassuring in her own caring, if not always
helpful, way. She can be deceptively slow to anger, but when it
manifests, the results are decisive, much like the time she cut off
her own leg to escape a tank's claws. Seriously. It's a good thing she
has a temporary leg replacement and a motorbike to get around on, isn't it?
Sample Post:
All right, listen up. I don't care if this is in America or if this is
in Sweden or if this is in your dreams, this is supposed to be the
road to Tokyo. I've got a delivery to make, and all you idiots are
sitting in the middle of this road like a bunch of lumps. I'm not in
the mood to clean your stinking guts off my windshield. If you'd just
move it'd save us both a lot of time and effort. You don't see what's
in it for you? I'd say I'd just kick your ass, but there's a small
problem with that right now. But don't let that stop you from moving.
Even if I can't get more than a leg to stand on, I think my fist
should suffice to get my point across when my patience runs out in the
next ten seconds. No rush or anything...say, is that a guidebook
you're holding? The best guide you've ever had, huh? You're holding
it the wrong way if you want to read it, but I guess it's better than
what I have right now in the way of directions out of here. Can I
borrow that?
Wait a second, this isn't a real guidebook. This Twelve Step Guide
To Limb Loss: How To Enjoy Yourself When There's Less Of You To
Love is useless to me. I'm not going to sit here and cry about
what's happened, because then nothing will get done. "Sensing the
sweetness inside, we want to bring out the inner you?" If you spend
all your time reading crap like this, no wonder you all look like
crap. What do you mean, I should stay to talk about my true feelings?
Hah! I don't need to waste my time and effort on doing something a
bunch of weaklings like you do. I've got a job to do, unlike you
idiots, and I'm not going to let you stand in my way yelling your head
off about how I'm "ruining the mood with my negative attitude." I'm
already as sweet as I need to be. Sweeter than you can imagine! So if
you'll step a little closer I'll be happy to show you how tender I can
get. ♥
Aaah, the pleasure of a point well made. Since I'm recovering, I
probably shouldn't have used as much force, but there's nothing like
being a little firm to make sure that one's point is heard! And I
think we managed to have a very meaningful talk. I'm glad we got this
time together. We've really made progress on understanding each other
a bit more, didn't we? Oh? What's this? I have an audience? Didn't
even see you there. Flowers from an admirer? That's quite nice of you,
but I'm afraid I'm going to have to turn down any offers of a date.
I've spent a little too much time chatting here, and I promised to get
my package there ASAP. You have something else you think will help?
Well, I suppose I can spare a few more minutes for you-is that
someone's leg?!
Did you just find it lying around? And you brought it straight here
without even cleaning it off or figuring out whose it was? I'm not
sure I'd call it fresh anymore what with these maggots, but it's
certainly ripe. I'm afraid it's also far too short for me, and I've
got no way to attach it properly. I really don't think I can accept
this. You want me to keep it to remember you by? Trust me, I don't
think that's going to be a problem. I think I'm going to need
to make a detour by that volcano I passed. And a shower. Ugh.
Poll Vote!
Character: Saitou Kazuo
Series: Bus Gamer
Character Age: 17/18
Canon: What would you do for a Klondike bar the sake of money? In Bus Gamer, you've got three guys desperate enough for cash to play a high-stakes fighting "business game" (hence, Bus Game!) for some. It's kill or be killed, with not only lives but major corporations at stake, and these guys are just starting to think they're getting in over their heads.
Especially Saitou Kazuo, one of said guys - "just a cute high school kid" (in his own words) - who happened to need a lot of dough but forgot a couple of important things. Like, well, reading the fine print. Saitou is the kind of guy who likes to get along with everyone, isn't easily put off, in fact tends to kind of stick his head in people's business just in the interests of being friendly. He has little to no emotional filter at all, and his mood can change on a dime. One minute he's upset, the next moment he'll be upbeat again, it can be hard to keep up with him. His thoughts can bounce from one thing to another without warning. It doesn't help that the likelihood of him getting into trouble is stupidly high, if only because of his tendency to act before he thinks. Just when you think he's on a roll...
Sample Post:
Saitou Electronic's Saitou Kazuo has arrived! ...is what I'd like to say, but somehow, I think I went to the wrong place. Please tell me I went to the wrong place. When the hell did it get so dark!? This is so creepy. Um, hello? Anyone? (Is it supposed to be this quiet?) It's almost like I walked into one of those American horror movies, where there's no sound at all, and then the main character turns around and there's the monster--
Ahaha, yeah, of course there's nothing behind me! Get a grip, self, you're a man on a mission! All right! I'm Saitou Kazuo, and I'm gonna do the best reconnaissance ever. Wait, I was supposed to keep that quiet, wasn't I? Oops. Oh well, at least no one heard me, hahaha... Ah, it's a good thing none of the others were here to notice, I can just imagine it-- aaaaaaah, the back of my head hurts just thinking about it. (There's no need to hit me! Geez, people should take things less seriously!) Anyway, I never knew there was a swamp so close to the train station. I bet I know why they don't advertise this place. Wheeew, it smells! I better get this over with.
There. That way looks good. Let's go!
Trees, trees, and more trees. How big is this place? Man, this is bori- whup! Eh, something tripped me? .......Wh, whaat!? How did this vine get around my ankle!? Plants aren't supposed to do that! Hey, hey, how naughty~ I know I'm tasty but you can really let go now. Uwaaah, not up my leg~ Haha, just kidding! ♥ I've got my solder right here. Too bad, so sad. Hey, maybe I'm not so bad at this fighting thing after all. Right, Zombie-san?
...Ah.
AHHH! Mercy, mercy! Don't eat me! (This is a joke, right!? You've gotta be kidding me!)
Poll Vote!
Character: Tsujimiya Maguri
Series: Shinshi Doumei Cross
Character Age: 16
Canon: Ah, the Student Council. Always full of the most interesting and . . . unique individuals, especially if it belongs to one of those privileged schools that are so famous in shoujo manga. Naturally, Shinshi Doumei Cross is full of mysteries, drama and love affairs. In it, our heroine, Otomiya Haine, does her very best to win the affections of her childhood crush once and for all. Despite all her hardships, Haine has the support of the Student Council during her quest. Well, from most of them, at least.
The vice-president of the Student Council, Tsujimiya Maguri, is the only one there who initially dislikes Haine. As a son of the yakuza, Maguri has a "tough" appearance at first. However, Maguri is anything but cold. On the contrary, Maguri is cheerful, annoying, silly, a bit random, determined and tends to go off on tangents. Maguri is also kind of emotional, stubborn, and gets easily embarrassed, going as far as stuttering at times. For a while he considers Haine to be his rival in love, and he acts extremely possessive and jealous because the two of them are in love with Togu Takanari, the president of the Student Council. Later on, his feelings find a new home in Maora, the Student Council treasurer who also likes to dress as a girl despite being a boy. However, he's not very good at forgetting about his crush on Takanari. In general, you could say that Maguri is easy to abuse, and (very sadly for him) he bottoms in the topping ranks of the Student Council.
Note: Takataka is the nickname Maguri uses for Togu Takanari by the end of the manga. Both Maora and Takanari are mentioned with permission from the players.
Sample Post:
Sheesh. I really need to get through this forest, but is it such a big deal if two kids go off like that? Those toucans said they'd help me if I find them, but I'm not stupid! I can recognize a trap when I see it, but I do want to get to the others soon . . . Damn, fine! I guess I’ll do it!
Agh, just wait -- when I finally get to you guys, you'll be sorry! Just because the president is gone doesn't mean everyone else can run off and leave me! I didn't sign up for this! And now I’m even forced to babysit a bunch of lost kids! Seriously, did you think you'd get away with this? If you thought that something like an American camp in the middle of nowhere could stop me, you all clearly underestimated me! Maguri won't be stopped that easily, y'know?! Going away without even leaving a goodbye note . . . Aaaahhhh, I still can't believe it. So mean, y-you guys! You left me behind with that boring emotionless Ushio while you're having fun here! Whatever, s-see if I care-! The only reason I want to find you is to kick you for leaving me behind, really. Who would want to be with you anyway . . . Okay, that wasn't true, I was lying! I don't mean it, please forgive me! I just really missed you guys, come out already, won't you? I'll do anything to get to Takataka-I MEAN, MAORA! E-even help these damn toucans with their missing persons problems!
Oh-AHA! HEY! You two over there! Don't run away, I've been looking for you all day! Uh, well, you have to be Toucan Capulet and, you must be Romeo Gorilla, right? Don't tell me those are your real names. Yeah, I'm not even gonna ask. Okay, okay. Here it goes, just listen alright! You're madly in love with each other, that's fine, really! We all do crazy things for love at times, and well, sometimes you can't even help it. Like . . . love is like oxygen! Love is, er, a many splendored thing; love lifts us up where we belong! All you need is love . . . And that stuff, I get it, really. But let's face it; you need to slow down a little here, man. I mean, are you really sure this is a good idea? Running away and making your families go crazy over this is a bit too much, don't you think? Maybe they'll reconsider if you go back. C'mon, love can't be defeated that easily; it wouldn't you hurt to try!
Wait, you’re really going to do it after all? Good, that's the spirit! I mean, I'm sure if you just give them a little time your families will come to an understanding; love isn't something you can ignore after all! Because, well, love really . . . shines on its own and all that. Parents can be a bit insensitive, yeah, but if you show them that, even if you're from different species it won't matter! Because really, as if I've got room to say something bad if we're talking about unusual relationships; I've got enough experience in that area. Uh, anyway! . . . Are you even listening to me?! This might end badly if you don’t go back, and this isn't the time to be stopping either! -WAIT, what do you guys think you’re doing?! What’s with those bottles you’re drinking? Those skulls symbols on them can’t be good! H-hey. GUYS HEY!
O-oh . . . S-so that's what you meant b-by Til death do us part, huh . . .
Poll Vote!
Character's name: Mele
Series: Jyuken Sentai Gekiranger
Age: Around 20 or 21
Canon: Jyuken--a kempo (martial arts) that uses the energy drawn from one's "Beast Heart"--one's animal spirit. The wielders of Jyuken are split between two school. One: the school of Justice, GekiJyuKen Beast Arts, of which the Gekirangers are part of. Two: The evil school RinJyuken Akugata, which the Gekirangers' main enemy Rio lead. Rio's goals is to become the strongest being alive by conquering all the obstacles in his path, which includes the Gekirangers.
And cheering him on--I mean, lending a hand is his second-in-command, Mele. Mele may be one of the very few female users of Jyuken (both Rin and Geki), but she is no pushover. This master of Chameleon-ken uses her sharp wits and her equally sharp tongue to fight and further aid Rio in all his plans. It's no secret that she loves Rio; in fact, it is the source of her power. Her loyalty to her leader is absolute; she is willing to lay down her life if it meant helping Rio. If you are not Rio, then she has little sympathy or interest in you...unless you are one of the GekiRangers. Or that annoying bug, Bae.
Note: Rio's name is used with permission from his player.
Sample Post:
Where am I? This isn't the forest I was walking in just minutes ago. It's far too wet and humid, and the birds keep singing about how they could really tell if a man loves a woman or not.. They claim that you can't tell that it's love from his eyes or his face, or even in his warm embrace. Fools, all of them. I know they are wrong, for I have found my true love, and he shows his love in all such manners. "Who's the lucky man?" you, the winged white bear, asked. Ahhh, it is not him who is lucky. Rather, it is I who has the honor to love and serve him, for he is the greatest warrior--no, the greatest man that has ever lived: Black Lion Rio-sama. His strength and speed is unmatched and to see such cold, fierce determination from such a man...it's so amazing!
Eh? Does he love me? Ha! Don't be such an idiot! Of course he loves me! He would not have left me behind without good reason; some strange force took him away from me. I have tracked its trail to this swampland, and I swear that I will not rest until I find Rio-sama and punish those who dare to seperate us. Now, have you seen a man dressed in black armor and a dark fur cape late-- How do I know that he loves me? Well...lately, I could see it in his eyes, in the way he would smile at me...or when he would hold my hand with his own...so warm...
AH! Who are you? What are you--I was not talking to you! Let go of my hands, you damn dirty ape! How dare you--you are not Rio-sama! Let go of me! And stop singing about how you'll always love me and treat me right. As I told the bear here, I already have another! Let. Me. Go! ...Oh, so now you realize that I don't love you? You say that my kick broke your fragile heart? Go ahead; cry all you want. There's only one man--one being who is worthy of my hand and my heart, and you're not it.
Hoooh? So you've decided to kill me because you couldn't have me? What a foolish stance you take. That doesn't look like any proper form of Gorilla-Ken. Do you truly think you can defeat me? Hah! Your swings are far too wide and predictable! Oh, now you say you fight with all your love--all the pieces of your heart? Ha! Hahahahaha! You are no love warrior; just a poor fool who never got beyond the basics. I will show you the true power of a person who body burns with the fires of love. For Rio-sama's love, I fight. A love warrior who fights for the love of Rio-sama, RinJyuKen's Chameleon-ken user, Mele. Foolish gorilla, prepare yourself!
Poll Vote!
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Character: Suki
Series: Avatar: The Last Airbender
Character Age: 15
Canon: A long time ago, in a world vaguely reminiscent of ancient Asia, four countries lived in harmony ... or at least, they did until the lord of the Fire Nation decided that taking over the others in order to "share their prosperity" was clearly the best idea EVER. The other countries didn't exactly see things the same way and... well, that's how century-long wars start. Fortunately for the world, all is not completely lost; a single person exists who can control Earth, Fire, Wind, and Water. By their powers combined, he is ...THE AVATAR! With their strength and the experience of hundreds of past lives behind him, the Avatar is quite literally a force of nature... or he would be, if his current incarnation weren't a hyper 12-year-old. Accompanied by a large cast of colorful characters (including the obligatory animal mascots- can't forget Heart, after all), wacky hijinks ensue as they set out to save the world.
Despite being one of the "normal people" in a group of fighters with elemental powers, Suki is no pushover. She's a master of turning her opponents' strengths against them, whether the battle is against Fire Nation soldiers or her boyfriend's wits. As the leader of the Amazonesque Kyoshi Warriors, she's very comfortable with herself as both a warrior and a woman- not that it's hard, when your battle uniform involves a skirt and makeup. While she serves as one of the more mature members of the group, Suki is still only a teenager, and does have moments where she loses her cool. Although she's more than willing to prove her prowess to anyone who might think that being female means being weak (usually in the most emasculating way possible), most of the time she is friendly, outgoing, and willing to lend a hand to anyone who might need it.
Sample Post:
Just so you know, men usually aren't allowed to learn the fighting techniques of the Kyoshi warriors. But seeing how eager you were to learn... I mean, you've even tried to imitate our traditional costume! Of course, our makeup isn't quite that vibrant, and the dresses... well, they're charming, but they shouldn't be quite so short. I can understand if you're worried about ease of movement; the ankle-length skirts do look awkward at first, but with enough practice it will feel as if you're wearing nothing at all. Nitpicking aside, you did try, and effort like that deserves some kind of reward. Besides, training monkeys can't be harder than training boys.
So, you've proved that you can dress like a warrior. Now you just need to show me that you can fight like one. All of you, get in line and show me what you've got!
You call that a battle stance? There's a time and a place for dance moves, and the battlefield isn't it. And you! I've seen viperslugs with better footing. I guess it serves me right for thinking that as motley a group as you had some potential. Sure, the purple fur could make for a good distraction, but even that won't do you any good if you can't take a hit without falling over. If you're the best that this swamp has to offer for defense, you won't stand a chance against the Fire Nation. There's obviously only one way to remedy this situation: with practice. You, with the lip gloss! Come here. You can help me by letting me demonstrate some of the basics. Now, the main thing to remember is that the greater an opponent's strength, the easier it is to use it against them. Put your arms like this, and tilt your hips that way, and then thrust- NO, NOT LIKE THAT. There is such a thing as too much enthusiasm, and that was it. Remind me why we don't teach boys again, and you'll get to be the new practice dummy.
That's it! Unless you're going to be serious, there's no point in my continuing to teach you. Why not do us both a favor, and give up? It's obvious to me that you aren't really interested in this at all. What do you really- You just wanted to see my fans? I'm sorry, but these aren't just for looking pretty; they're one of a Kyoshi warrior's main weapons. You haven't even started to learn the basics of fighting, and these could do a lot of damage in inexperienced hands. Do you see how sharp they are? One wrong move, and you could slice someone open. It's true that I've mastered them, but only after many years of hard work. You might even call me a slashing fan girl-
What's so funny?
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Character: Lluvia
Series: Fairy Tail
Character Age: 16-18ish
Canon: Fairy Tail is your basic nakama (comrade) manga about having bffs and solving serious problems through violence. In this case, our story focuses on the titular mage's guild, a troup of magic-wielding mercenaries who will take on any job from monster-hunting to community theater, so long as you don't mind them causing a little-- or a lot-- of property damage along the way. Lluvia the rain woman and all-around Special Snowflake was once a high-ranking member of a dangerous enemy guild. Her abilities allow her to switch back and forth between human and rainwater at will, something that comes in handy when you need to dodge a hit and/or drown someone. She was not so much healing lighted as she just developed a very, very serious crush on a member of Fairy Tail. A crush so massive, in fact, that just thinking about anyone else pursuing him fills her with deep, irrational, and borderline homocidal rage. So she decided to tag along for the chance at winning Gray-sama's heart.
While pursuing the object of her desire was her main reason for joining Fairy Tail (and remains a large portion of the reason she does, well, nearly everything), Lluvia has really come to love her new home and family. She's still the same girl who is very excited when she can user her water powers to save Gray-sama by hiding him inside her own body (You cannot, but Lluvia can!) and may give her perceived "love rival" just a liiiiiittle less oxygen than everyone else when they go diving. However, her original gloomy demeanor has given way to a much more cheerful one-- yes, she'll do all those strange and off-putting things with a smile now!-- and she is right in line to take one for the team if need be.
Sample:
Pitter patter, pitter patter.
Lluvia doesn't understand this "braaaaaains." Corpse-kun should learn to make some sense. For all Lluvia knows, perhaps he means, "There are some braaaaains laying on the ground. Do they belong to Lluvia?" Or, "I am impressed with Lluvia's womanly charms and also her braaaaaains." You have to be assertive! If you wants to eat brains, you should say "I want braaaaaains."
What if Lluvia only made weird gurgles, hm? "Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay." You see? No good! How would Gray-sama ever know of Lluvia's love? He would think that she was confused, or commenting on the color of a rain cloud, or even mocking him! If... if Lluvia talked like that, she would lose her chance for Gray-sama's love in an instant! Some silly thing with a mediocre face and needlessly large bust-size would swoop in and win his tender and caring heart. LLUVIA CAN'T BEAR TO EVEN THINK OF IT!
Ahem.
But since Lluvia is very nice and generous, she will help Corpse-kun be less foolish! Let's work hard to be more direct with our feelings! It's alright if you have to drag out the word "braaaains" for now. We can work on that later. Say it with Lluvia: "I would like to eat Lluvia's braaaaains." "Lluvia's braaaaaains look delicious." "Please, Lluvia, I would like to crack open your head and feast on the delicious graaaaaaaay matter within." Really, if you're still having trouble with that, maybe Corpse-kun could try to be like Marcy-san. She doesn't bother talking about what she wants at all! She just sees her true love and goes for it. Truly, an inspiration to girls everywh-
Lluvia was not making an invitation. Lluvia's brains, heart and all other organs belong to Gray-sama of course! If you are going to try to make her look like some sort of brain harlot, Lluvia will just have to suffocate you to death, and then you would be dead and Lluvia would have little pieces of you in her water and both of our days would be quite ruined! No one likes the girl with corpse in her hair, you know.
P-pitter patter. Not that Lluvia has learned this the hard way of course.
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Character: Kairi
Series: Kingdom Hearts
Character Age: 15
Canon: So, what do you get when you add a bit of Final Fantasy, a ton of Disney, and Tetsuya Nomura together and bake for about two years' production time? The Kingdom Hearts series! Kingdom Hearts takes place in various 'worlds' (which are based off the Disney movies everyone remembers from their childhoods), and stars Sora, the plucky protagonist, who has lost his home and his two best friends, Kairi and Riku. And Sora's weapon of choice? A giant key, otherwise known as the keyblade, of course! Though Sora finds himself in a mess of plot, he knows he can always count on Kairi to be waiting for him to return home.
So, let's talk about Kairi! She's really just your average girl who fell from the sky during a meteor shower. She likes to run and play with her two best friends, and usually she's the one keeping them in line! She can organize and plan what they need for their adventures-- and she can still make a comment or two on Sora's laziness. But don't let that fool you, she can be just as bad as Sora and Riku. Really, all things considered, Kairi is a normal teenager... Except for the fact that she is one of the seven princesses of heart, and has a completely pure heart. Kairi may enjoy her calm life on the island, but when push comes to shove, she'll do whatever it takes to help her friends. Though she may be trusting and kind, she is far from a pushover. And it would be wise to remember that, because Sora's not the only one with a keyblade!
Note: In Kingdom Hearts, new areas are called "worlds."
Sample Post:
Last minute notice or not, I'm glad that King Mickey thinks I can help out here. This world's pretty strange, but it's not like it's anything I can't handle! So, let's see... Obviously, a girl named Elizabeth is in a bit of a jam, and needs saving. That can't be too difficult, if I put my mind to it! For now, I'll try to find someone to tell me about this world. CFUD... I wonder what the letters stand for? Hmm, I guess I'll ask Elizabeth when I'm done... Oh! Excuse me! Um... Hi, I know this is a bit strange, but could you help me out for a second? You look a bit different from most people, but I can see you have a good heart. And not just in the literal sense!
I'm new to this world, and I'm looking for a girl named Elizabeth. Could you tell me about this place? Ah-- don't worry, I'll just follow you. It looks like it's difficult for you to talk, so don't push yourself that hard. I mean, with half a jaw missing, it probably must be painful, too. I trust you. And don't act so surprised! You're not a bad person-- and even if you are... Yes, you can change. Just trust me on that much. Though not your clothes, right now! Th-That's a little too forward, don't you think? Anyway, if you know how I can find Elizabeth, that would be really helpful... A map? That's a great idea! But... this isn't really a map, though it's a really nice picture of an octopus.
Huh? Are those cabins? Then this is a summer camp, right? So the first letter of CFUD probably stands for Camp. Camp FUD... And somewhere in this camp, Elizabeth is trapped. It's exciting in a way, but... Still, I wonder what the FUD stands for. Find Your Dream? No, it has to be a little bit more sinister, since... well, there's a hostage here... Don't worry, Elizabeth, I'll save you! Oh, right-- you gave me this picture of an octopus, so it's a clue? Because it's not ringing any bells. Er, no thanks, I don't really want to ring your bell... And I'm pretty sure you don't really have a bell. Still, if this is a clue, then I'd better start looking around.
Huh? Well, of course I sound eager about meeting the octopus! I'm on a mission and... I don't think I need any alone time... I'm just trying to save Elizabeth. So... Thank you anyway for showing the way. And don't worry, I'm sure I'll be able to find it! There's even a sign, right here! Let's see... Oh, and I'll finally be able to find out what CFUD stands for. "Welcome to..."
Hey, wait a second, where's the F in "@#*!?!"?
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Name: Benkei
Series: Air Gear
Age: appears roughly 20
Canon: [SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 232 ON IN THE ENTIRE APP.]
Air Gear is a story about rollerbladers in middle school.
Really! Take one up and coming schoolyard punk, strap a pair of rocket
engines on his feet, and tell him to go conquer the world-the
world of AT, or Air Treck, that is. AT are the super popular motorized
rollerblades that are becoming a fad everywhere, from the most
high-spirited schoolkid, to the average salaryman, even to the mafia
and the military. But still, the heart of the story is the tale of one
Minami Ikki who wants to skate his way to the top of the AT
underground, and the people whom he meets upon the way.
Benki, the second in command of Trident, a AT riding gang, is both a
tough and gentle woman. To her, her duty to Trident comes first in her
life. She's the brawn behind the brains of Yoshitsune (the leader of
Trident), whose rude and lecherous ways she manages to barely
tolerate, usually stopping just short of kicking him into the nearest
wall. Using her considerable fighting and riding skills, she is
sometimes referred to as Bishtemon, or "God of Warriors." Perhaps
this is because she talks like she's from a samurai film, going from
relaxed and casual language to dramatic proclamations, complete with
gesturing with her pipe, when she's being serious. Considering that
she was capable of shoving ten people at once into a wall with one
well-aimed kick, the nickname is not entirely a jest. This is not to
say that she's without her softer, happier, and more cheerful side:
she loves showers, strawberries, leopard print clothing, talking with
heartmarks, and being reassuring in her own caring, if not always
helpful, way. She can be deceptively slow to anger, but when it
manifests, the results are decisive, much like the time she cut off
her own leg to escape a tank's claws. Seriously. It's a good thing she
has a temporary leg replacement and a motorbike to get around on, isn't it?
Sample Post:
All right, listen up. I don't care if this is in America or if this is
in Sweden or if this is in your dreams, this is supposed to be the
road to Tokyo. I've got a delivery to make, and all you idiots are
sitting in the middle of this road like a bunch of lumps. I'm not in
the mood to clean your stinking guts off my windshield. If you'd just
move it'd save us both a lot of time and effort. You don't see what's
in it for you? I'd say I'd just kick your ass, but there's a small
problem with that right now. But don't let that stop you from moving.
Even if I can't get more than a leg to stand on, I think my fist
should suffice to get my point across when my patience runs out in the
next ten seconds. No rush or anything...say, is that a guidebook
you're holding? The best guide you've ever had, huh? You're holding
it the wrong way if you want to read it, but I guess it's better than
what I have right now in the way of directions out of here. Can I
borrow that?
Wait a second, this isn't a real guidebook. This Twelve Step Guide
To Limb Loss: How To Enjoy Yourself When There's Less Of You To
Love is useless to me. I'm not going to sit here and cry about
what's happened, because then nothing will get done. "Sensing the
sweetness inside, we want to bring out the inner you?" If you spend
all your time reading crap like this, no wonder you all look like
crap. What do you mean, I should stay to talk about my true feelings?
Hah! I don't need to waste my time and effort on doing something a
bunch of weaklings like you do. I've got a job to do, unlike you
idiots, and I'm not going to let you stand in my way yelling your head
off about how I'm "ruining the mood with my negative attitude." I'm
already as sweet as I need to be. Sweeter than you can imagine! So if
you'll step a little closer I'll be happy to show you how tender I can
get. ♥
Aaah, the pleasure of a point well made. Since I'm recovering, I
probably shouldn't have used as much force, but there's nothing like
being a little firm to make sure that one's point is heard! And I
think we managed to have a very meaningful talk. I'm glad we got this
time together. We've really made progress on understanding each other
a bit more, didn't we? Oh? What's this? I have an audience? Didn't
even see you there. Flowers from an admirer? That's quite nice of you,
but I'm afraid I'm going to have to turn down any offers of a date.
I've spent a little too much time chatting here, and I promised to get
my package there ASAP. You have something else you think will help?
Well, I suppose I can spare a few more minutes for you-is that
someone's leg?!
Did you just find it lying around? And you brought it straight here
without even cleaning it off or figuring out whose it was? I'm not
sure I'd call it fresh anymore what with these maggots, but it's
certainly ripe. I'm afraid it's also far too short for me, and I've
got no way to attach it properly. I really don't think I can accept
this. You want me to keep it to remember you by? Trust me, I don't
think that's going to be a problem. I think I'm going to need
to make a detour by that volcano I passed. And a shower. Ugh.
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Character: Saitou Kazuo
Series: Bus Gamer
Character Age: 17/18
Canon: What would you do for a Klondike bar the sake of money? In Bus Gamer, you've got three guys desperate enough for cash to play a high-stakes fighting "business game" (hence, Bus Game!) for some. It's kill or be killed, with not only lives but major corporations at stake, and these guys are just starting to think they're getting in over their heads.
Especially Saitou Kazuo, one of said guys - "just a cute high school kid" (in his own words) - who happened to need a lot of dough but forgot a couple of important things. Like, well, reading the fine print. Saitou is the kind of guy who likes to get along with everyone, isn't easily put off, in fact tends to kind of stick his head in people's business just in the interests of being friendly. He has little to no emotional filter at all, and his mood can change on a dime. One minute he's upset, the next moment he'll be upbeat again, it can be hard to keep up with him. His thoughts can bounce from one thing to another without warning. It doesn't help that the likelihood of him getting into trouble is stupidly high, if only because of his tendency to act before he thinks. Just when you think he's on a roll...
Sample Post:
Saitou Electronic's Saitou Kazuo has arrived! ...is what I'd like to say, but somehow, I think I went to the wrong place. Please tell me I went to the wrong place. When the hell did it get so dark!? This is so creepy. Um, hello? Anyone? (Is it supposed to be this quiet?) It's almost like I walked into one of those American horror movies, where there's no sound at all, and then the main character turns around and there's the monster--
Ahaha, yeah, of course there's nothing behind me! Get a grip, self, you're a man on a mission! All right! I'm Saitou Kazuo, and I'm gonna do the best reconnaissance ever. Wait, I was supposed to keep that quiet, wasn't I? Oops. Oh well, at least no one heard me, hahaha... Ah, it's a good thing none of the others were here to notice, I can just imagine it-- aaaaaaah, the back of my head hurts just thinking about it. (There's no need to hit me! Geez, people should take things less seriously!) Anyway, I never knew there was a swamp so close to the train station. I bet I know why they don't advertise this place. Wheeew, it smells! I better get this over with.
There. That way looks good. Let's go!
Trees, trees, and more trees. How big is this place? Man, this is bori- whup! Eh, something tripped me? .......Wh, whaat!? How did this vine get around my ankle!? Plants aren't supposed to do that! Hey, hey, how naughty~ I know I'm tasty but you can really let go now. Uwaaah, not up my leg~ Haha, just kidding! ♥ I've got my solder right here. Too bad, so sad. Hey, maybe I'm not so bad at this fighting thing after all. Right, Zombie-san?
...Ah.
AHHH! Mercy, mercy! Don't eat me! (This is a joke, right!? You've gotta be kidding me!)
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Character: Tsujimiya Maguri
Series: Shinshi Doumei Cross
Character Age: 16
Canon: Ah, the Student Council. Always full of the most interesting and . . . unique individuals, especially if it belongs to one of those privileged schools that are so famous in shoujo manga. Naturally, Shinshi Doumei Cross is full of mysteries, drama and love affairs. In it, our heroine, Otomiya Haine, does her very best to win the affections of her childhood crush once and for all. Despite all her hardships, Haine has the support of the Student Council during her quest. Well, from most of them, at least.
The vice-president of the Student Council, Tsujimiya Maguri, is the only one there who initially dislikes Haine. As a son of the yakuza, Maguri has a "tough" appearance at first. However, Maguri is anything but cold. On the contrary, Maguri is cheerful, annoying, silly, a bit random, determined and tends to go off on tangents. Maguri is also kind of emotional, stubborn, and gets easily embarrassed, going as far as stuttering at times. For a while he considers Haine to be his rival in love, and he acts extremely possessive and jealous because the two of them are in love with Togu Takanari, the president of the Student Council. Later on, his feelings find a new home in Maora, the Student Council treasurer who also likes to dress as a girl despite being a boy. However, he's not very good at forgetting about his crush on Takanari. In general, you could say that Maguri is easy to abuse, and (very sadly for him) he bottoms in the topping ranks of the Student Council.
Note: Takataka is the nickname Maguri uses for Togu Takanari by the end of the manga. Both Maora and Takanari are mentioned with permission from the players.
Sample Post:
Sheesh. I really need to get through this forest, but is it such a big deal if two kids go off like that? Those toucans said they'd help me if I find them, but I'm not stupid! I can recognize a trap when I see it, but I do want to get to the others soon . . . Damn, fine! I guess I’ll do it!
Agh, just wait -- when I finally get to you guys, you'll be sorry! Just because the president is gone doesn't mean everyone else can run off and leave me! I didn't sign up for this! And now I’m even forced to babysit a bunch of lost kids! Seriously, did you think you'd get away with this? If you thought that something like an American camp in the middle of nowhere could stop me, you all clearly underestimated me! Maguri won't be stopped that easily, y'know?! Going away without even leaving a goodbye note . . . Aaaahhhh, I still can't believe it. So mean, y-you guys! You left me behind with that boring emotionless Ushio while you're having fun here! Whatever, s-see if I care-! The only reason I want to find you is to kick you for leaving me behind, really. Who would want to be with you anyway . . . Okay, that wasn't true, I was lying! I don't mean it, please forgive me! I just really missed you guys, come out already, won't you? I'll do anything to get to Takataka-I MEAN, MAORA! E-even help these damn toucans with their missing persons problems!
Oh-AHA! HEY! You two over there! Don't run away, I've been looking for you all day! Uh, well, you have to be Toucan Capulet and, you must be Romeo Gorilla, right? Don't tell me those are your real names. Yeah, I'm not even gonna ask. Okay, okay. Here it goes, just listen alright! You're madly in love with each other, that's fine, really! We all do crazy things for love at times, and well, sometimes you can't even help it. Like . . . love is like oxygen! Love is, er, a many splendored thing; love lifts us up where we belong! All you need is love . . . And that stuff, I get it, really. But let's face it; you need to slow down a little here, man. I mean, are you really sure this is a good idea? Running away and making your families go crazy over this is a bit too much, don't you think? Maybe they'll reconsider if you go back. C'mon, love can't be defeated that easily; it wouldn't you hurt to try!
Wait, you’re really going to do it after all? Good, that's the spirit! I mean, I'm sure if you just give them a little time your families will come to an understanding; love isn't something you can ignore after all! Because, well, love really . . . shines on its own and all that. Parents can be a bit insensitive, yeah, but if you show them that, even if you're from different species it won't matter! Because really, as if I've got room to say something bad if we're talking about unusual relationships; I've got enough experience in that area. Uh, anyway! . . . Are you even listening to me?! This might end badly if you don’t go back, and this isn't the time to be stopping either! -WAIT, what do you guys think you’re doing?! What’s with those bottles you’re drinking? Those skulls symbols on them can’t be good! H-hey. GUYS HEY!
O-oh . . . S-so that's what you meant b-by Til death do us part, huh . . .
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Character's name: Mele
Series: Jyuken Sentai Gekiranger
Age: Around 20 or 21
Canon: Jyuken--a kempo (martial arts) that uses the energy drawn from one's "Beast Heart"--one's animal spirit. The wielders of Jyuken are split between two school. One: the school of Justice, GekiJyuKen Beast Arts, of which the Gekirangers are part of. Two: The evil school RinJyuken Akugata, which the Gekirangers' main enemy Rio lead. Rio's goals is to become the strongest being alive by conquering all the obstacles in his path, which includes the Gekirangers.
And cheering him on--I mean, lending a hand is his second-in-command, Mele. Mele may be one of the very few female users of Jyuken (both Rin and Geki), but she is no pushover. This master of Chameleon-ken uses her sharp wits and her equally sharp tongue to fight and further aid Rio in all his plans. It's no secret that she loves Rio; in fact, it is the source of her power. Her loyalty to her leader is absolute; she is willing to lay down her life if it meant helping Rio. If you are not Rio, then she has little sympathy or interest in you...unless you are one of the GekiRangers. Or that annoying bug, Bae.
Note: Rio's name is used with permission from his player.
Sample Post:
Where am I? This isn't the forest I was walking in just minutes ago. It's far too wet and humid, and the birds keep singing about how they could really tell if a man loves a woman or not.. They claim that you can't tell that it's love from his eyes or his face, or even in his warm embrace. Fools, all of them. I know they are wrong, for I have found my true love, and he shows his love in all such manners. "Who's the lucky man?" you, the winged white bear, asked. Ahhh, it is not him who is lucky. Rather, it is I who has the honor to love and serve him, for he is the greatest warrior--no, the greatest man that has ever lived: Black Lion Rio-sama. His strength and speed is unmatched and to see such cold, fierce determination from such a man...it's so amazing!
Eh? Does he love me? Ha! Don't be such an idiot! Of course he loves me! He would not have left me behind without good reason; some strange force took him away from me. I have tracked its trail to this swampland, and I swear that I will not rest until I find Rio-sama and punish those who dare to seperate us. Now, have you seen a man dressed in black armor and a dark fur cape late-- How do I know that he loves me? Well...lately, I could see it in his eyes, in the way he would smile at me...or when he would hold my hand with his own...so warm...
AH! Who are you? What are you--I was not talking to you! Let go of my hands, you damn dirty ape! How dare you--you are not Rio-sama! Let go of me! And stop singing about how you'll always love me and treat me right. As I told the bear here, I already have another! Let. Me. Go! ...Oh, so now you realize that I don't love you? You say that my kick broke your fragile heart? Go ahead; cry all you want. There's only one man--one being who is worthy of my hand and my heart, and you're not it.
Hoooh? So you've decided to kill me because you couldn't have me? What a foolish stance you take. That doesn't look like any proper form of Gorilla-Ken. Do you truly think you can defeat me? Hah! Your swings are far too wide and predictable! Oh, now you say you fight with all your love--all the pieces of your heart? Ha! Hahahahaha! You are no love warrior; just a poor fool who never got beyond the basics. I will show you the true power of a person who body burns with the fires of love. For Rio-sama's love, I fight. A love warrior who fights for the love of Rio-sama, RinJyuKen's Chameleon-ken user, Mele. Foolish gorilla, prepare yourself!
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