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Character: Michael J. Caboose (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_vs_Blue_Characters#Private_Michael_J._Caboose )
Series: Red Vs Blue
Age: Unspecified, but most likely in early twenties.
Canon: Red Vs Blue is a fan made series using the Halo games about... well, a Red side versus a Blue side...
trapped in an enclosed canyon called Blood Gulch. They fight sometimes... mostly, they just whine, complain,
swear, and do all they can to belittle each other into the depths of confusion and impossibly low morale... and
that's just with their teammates.
Caboose is simply what his name implies, a caboose of the undermanned Blue team, trying to defend their side from
the Reds. In addition, he can be completely oblivious to everything around him, so it's to no surprise to those
that know him if he asks the same thing several times over to things most people need ask only once. To
compensate, his strength is much greater than the normal army grunt and is often used for his strength to do...
grunt work.
His prowess for battle is great, but untapped. When he can force himself to get angry by thinking about 'kittens
covered with spikes' or 'Red Bull', he can take on, and defeat, impossible odds... though his intelligence suffers
all the more. Quote: "I will eat your unhappiness!"
It's because of his lack of intelligence that he can be overly friendly to everyone, even people on the Red side.
Though it's because of that people get irritated with him very easily. Especially in the case of Caboose's
commanding officer, Church. Caboose has tried several times in the past to impress Church so he will like him,
but ends up irritating Church more, and even killing him unintentionally... on more than one occasion.
Hello, everyone! :D
I am just so excited to start camp, even if it is just for a short time! I always wanted to go to a Summer Camp
and have fun with my friends, fighting zombies and mutant gorrillas! And playing with the thingie in the lake is
even more fun! It's just like all the good times Church, Tucker, and I had back at Blood Gulch were we screamed,
ran, jumped over the river and through the woods. But Church isn't here! I am supposed to meet him to finish our
quest! But since I got here first, I think Church would not mind if I enjoyed a Summer Camp while I waited for him.
Has anyone seen Church? He looks a lot like me... but he doesn't look LIKE me. He's a Blue guy as well! :D He
makes everything less confusing when he's not yelling at me. We were supposed to meet up here with Tucker, Tex, and
Honk-Honk, Crunch-Bite. He said something about the low road to somewhere. Oh! This note Church gave me said
something about going to 'Scotland'! Anybody know where Scotland is? That is our... randay... rondo...
meeting place. I need to know the way there, so when Church comes, I can show him the way and he will like me
again! :D And Church will like me more because I have found a new friend! I met him in the forest. I call him
Snuggles.
Oh, everyone, you have to know, the zombies are wierd! When I met a few of them, they kept saying
'BRRAIIIINNNSS!!". I did not know what to do. What kind of brains did they want? I'm sure the store had some for
sale. In thirty one flavors even! I don't use mine much, like Church says, so I tried to give them mine.
But it was hard, since it was stuck in my head! When I tried to give them mine, they seemed unhappy. Then, they
turned around and left, still saying "BRAAAAAAIIINNSS!" even madder than before. Was something wrong with my
brain?
Oh! Oh! But, the zombies were nice enough to tell me how to meet the nice Director Lady! She was the nicest one
of all! :D She showed me all over the camp while everyone was asleep and all the fun stuff I could do while I
was waiting for Church! I wanted to say 'Hi!' but she shushed me and told me to not spoil the surprise for
everybody. She said I could tell everyone that I had a chance to talk with you when EVERYONE was awake!!!
Everyone! The Director Lady says 'Hi!'! :D
Poll Vote!
Character: Echizen Ryoma
Series: Prince of Tennis
Age: 12
Canon: Echizen Ryoma is the prince referred to in the title of Prince of Tennis. The son of the legendary tennis player Echizen Nanjiroh and an extremely talented player himself, Ryoma makes the first ever first-year Seigaku tennis team regular at the beginning of the series. At this point, his goal is to one day defeat his father, but as the series progresses we see him grow as a player and realise that there's more to it than that.
Unless the situation is related to tennis, Ryoma often comes across as bored and quite unimpressed by his surroundings. He's a shonen sports hero through and through; cocky, arrogant, and sarcastic, but with the skills to back it up as well. The few things he does care about include tennis, his cat Karupin, telling people they still have a lot to learn ("mada mada dane" - it's his catchphrase), tennis, and winning at tennis.
And he does win. Always.
So this is the place my dad thinks is the "best place to prepare for Nationals," huh? Doesn't seem like much. I haven't even seen any courts yet, or met any of those "loads of really fantastic and challenging players" he was talking about. Honestly, I don't even think anyone here even plays tennis.
At least, none of the zombies seem to. I've been amusing myself by hitting tennis balls at them for the last few hours or so. Which would be a lot more challenging if the zombies would actually move at least a little faster than your average snail. I've taken to pinpointing various bodyparts of theirs to make it a little more interesting, but it's still just kind of boring. Though I suppose it will be kind of interesting to see if that last zombie I hit will ever find its nose.
You've still got a lot to learn, zombies.
As it is, it's actually turning out to be more of a challenge not to fall out of this tree while I serve. The branch is pretty thin, so you have to remember to cling to it with your legs while you can't hold onto it with your hands. I do have some grip tape in my bag that I could probably use, but that would make it too easy.
Because I seem to be running out of tennis balls. Which means that I'll probably die from boredom up here if these zombies don't find something else they'd rather have for dinner soon.
If I would have known more about this place, I would have brought Ginka's balls. Then I would have had something to do for a while longer at least.
I've always suspected my dad was hit in the head by too many tennis balls while he was young. I guess this is proof. Next time he starts talking about sending me somewhere "really cool", I'll run in the opposite direction before he has time to put me on the plane.
Poll Vote!
Character: Harpuia
Series: Megaman Zero
Age: Appears to be in his late teens.
Canon: Harpuia is a reploid (A
robot that is capable of human thought and emotion)
and a high-ranking member of the military in the human
utopia Neo Arcadia. One of the "Four Guardians", he
serves directly under Neo Arcadia's ruler Copy-X.
(Although for a short time after Copy-X was killed by
Zero, Harpuia served as Neo Arcadia's ruler until
Copy-X was later rebuilt.) Harpuia is usually an
enemy character in the Megaman Zero games, but he is
not evil. While he stands against Zero and the
Resistance forces Harpuia believes that Neo Arcadia is
doing what is right for humankind and for the world.
Although he has no qualms with destroying any enemy
that opposes Neo Arcadia's ideals; Harpuia puts the
safety and well being of humans first and is willing
to seek out peaceful means to solve disputes. His
sense of duty to protect the humans is very strong.
This led to an event later in the series where he
defied Neo Arcadia when the military, under Dr. Weil's
influence, began to take actions that put the lives of
the human citizens in danger.
Harpuia thinks things through, and usually does not
rush into situations. His official title is "Sage
Harpuia" and he is considered to be the wisest of the
Guardians. Although, he has a strong loyalty to his
ideals, and is willing to put his life on the line for
them.
I would have to say that today has been one of my more
interesting days.
It seems I have been sent to a
very--different--destination than I had originally
intended when I activated the trans server.
Originally I thought this might have been due to Dr.
Weil blocking out any transportation in and out of Neo
Arcadia and the surrounding areas but, it seems that
someone from this place has brought me here according
to this letter I received.
I decided to examine my surroundings, and I noticed a
few stark differences from Neo Arcadia and its
surrounding areas:
1.) There are 100% organic plants! I
was completely unaware that this kind of environment
still existed! After the Eurasia Incident, the
Earth's environment was almost completely destroyed...
All of the plants that exist in Neo Arcadia are
either integrated with machines, or synthetic
imitations. I must investigate this further.
2.) There are 100% organic zombies. One
of the members of Fefnir's unit has an army of zombie
reploids but... these are what appear to be the
remains of dead humans. Walking human corpses that
are trying to eat me. I didn't know such a thing
was even possible, but whoever would create such
atrocious things must be dealt with.
(On a side note: the zombies don't seem to be very
intelligent. They still have yet to realize my body
is mechanical and they can't eat it... Luckily they
aren't very resistant to my laser blades or else their
constant gnawing and grappling would make it hard to
use this computer effectively.)
3.) The technology here is severely lacking.
This computer is nothing short of ancient. There's
not a trans server to be seen, and so far there is no
evidence that any other reploids or even mechaniloids
are present. The weapon I have been provided with is
equally antiquated. I am thankful I brought my own.
On the bright side: there seem to be some
completely living humans here, so I hope that
they will be able to help shed some light on where
exactly this "summer camp" is. Although I am
beginning to think that "internment camp" would be a
better title...
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Character: Horio Satoshi
Series: Prince of Tennis
Age: 12
Canon: Horio Satoshi is a freshman junior high school student who studies at Seishun Gakuen who has two years of tennis experience. During the first few episodes, he meets up with Ryoma Echizen who's the star of the show [he shines 8D] and both of them were heading to the tennis courts to sign up for the club. Unfortunately to his dismay [oh yes, ryoma doesn't have any problems with it. 8D] freshmen cannot join the tennis club to play real tennis until the next summer. All freshmen could do is pick up balls. [aww. this is where the dramatic background music comes in btw]
Despite the fact that Horio cannot join the regulars, he continues playing tennis with his two close friends which he calls 'novice players', Kachiro and Katsuo who seem to know nothing about tennis. He also likes to brag about his two years of tennis experience which seem to have no effect on him and apparently, he knows many things about the said sport. He's usually confident and obnoxious outside and keeps on talking about how good a tennis player he is, but when he's on the court playing someone he doesn't know quite well, he grows to become a coward. [this was shown in the series in one of the episodes when he posed as Ryoma since he hasn't arrived at the tournament grounds yet; manga-- volume 5]
Although a lot of people are annoyed by him in the series and even fans of Tenipuri, there are still good things about him. Horio may be annoying and hateful, but he's a caring person deep inside who would do anything for his sempais (upper classmen) and he's help them at any cost. Aside from his boastful attitude, he's got some people who he idolizes as well. He looks up to Tezuka [Seigaku's captain] and Ryoma. He likes to try and copy their play, but what he really wants is to develop a new kind of tennis play for himself.
So to sum everything up, Horio's an annoying, obnoxious, loud and silly little spaz who serves as a decoy Ryoma and wears crazy, bright shirts. And he's a turtle and a big green pokemon.
My dad told me that there was a really, really cool tennis summer camp and that I should go there for the summer so that I can improve my two years of tennis experience. He even told me that I can be the one to sign-up for the application and sent it in, so I did! Ahcha, I'm going to have so much fun at the summer camp!
Well, that's what I thought! I'm supposed to be in a tennis camp right now to improve my two years of tennis experience and learn tennis, but what am I doing here?! CAMP FUCK YOU DIE?! That's a funny name for the tennis camp. And it stinks too. And there are no tennis courts. Maybe they're deeper into this forest. But I'm not really sure. It stinks so much that I'd rather drink Inui-sempai's Inui Juice! And there are even people who are dressed as zombies. Maybe they're the ones who are creating that really bad smell. It's so annoying! But I don't think the other people who joined the tennis camp would welcome me by dressing up as zombies because that's stupid. They're probably here to test my two years of tennis experience! That's right!
BUT. AAAAAH!!!!!--
THE ZOMBIE TRIED TO BITE ME. ME! HORIO SATOSHI WITH TWO YEARS OF TENNIS EXPERIENCE! This is really crazy, AHCHA! I tried biting them backI ran away and climbed up one of the trees which go deeper into the forest and now I'm stuck!! I'm sure Kaidoh-sempai would enjoy being here though. AHCHA! Am I turning into a blackmailer? This is bad! But what if Kaidoh-sempai heard me say that? He'll probably hit me with so many balls and-- AHCHA! He can't do that! I'm here and he's somewhere far away! That's a good thing! GAH! DO SNAKES HAVE REALLY REALLY GOOD HEARING?! KAIDOH-SEMPAI MIGHT HAVE HEARD ME IF SNAKES HAVE GOOD HEARING!
...
I know what I can do! I'll gather data from the zombies who're waiting by the trunk of this tree I'm sitting in and wait for the perfect moment to defeat them all! I'll be like Inui-sempai! HMMMMMMMMM.
...
GAH! DID THE TREE SUDDENLY MOVE?! AND. AND. AND. THE ROOTS ARE MOVING AND THEY'RE COMING UP TO ME! I DON'T LIKE THIS ONE BIT! SEIGAKU FIGHT-O!!!
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Character: Chase Stein
Series: Runaways (Runaways
Wiki, Chase Wiki)
Age: 17
Canon: Chase, like the rest of the Runaways, is a
pretty normal teenager who discovers his parents are part of a group
of supervillians trying to sacrifice the world for their children.
Yeah, I know, I hate it when that happens. Unlike most of the rest of
the group, there's nothing extraordinary about Chase--he's a pretty
basic shallow jock type with abusive mad scientist parents. He's
actually not quite as dumb as he seems (but just barely), but he's
still fairly tactless. Despite their many differences, he's happily
in a relationship with Gertrude Yorkes. Chase spends most of his time
running away from various authority figures, being hungry, making
random pop culture references, and calling stuff gay. He drives a
white van to avoid detection by "the Man." You go, Chase. His
superpowers used to come in the form a pair of x-ray goggles and
flame-throwing gloves, but they were destroyed during the showdown
with the parents, and he now acts as the driver for their merry band
of superheroes. Chase is being taken from the end of the first season
of Runaways.
Yo, Bruiser, Gert? Not that this place isn't totally bitchin', but
Nico's starting to get on my case about you guys getting back. How
many zombies do you gotta slam before it gets old? Dude, I can take
these guys out, and I'm all outta freaky powers. They gotta be a
piece of cake for our girl Hulk here.
Soooooo, I'm Chase Stein, lacrosse star, supervillain vanquisher, and
all around righteous dude. Sorry, ladies, I'm taken. Not that
supervillain vanquisher looks like a big deal around this place. I
think I saw some guys blowing up rocks with their brains. Now I'm not
only the normal guy in California, I'm the only normal guy in
Lousiana. That is so totally retarded. I didn't even think there was
anything in Lousiana except for swamps and crocodiles. If I'd known
you guys had swamps and crocodiles and rabid mutant woodchucks I
would've gotten out here a lot sooner. But I dig the lack of adult
supervision. Where do you guys have the booze stashed?
And hey, what do you guys do for fun around here, anyway? This place
is getting very no TV and no beer make Homer something something. I
want my MTV, bro. Toucan a capella does not cut it. And I don't care
what they say on the Froot Loops boxes, following my nose did not lead
to anything good. That is one stinky ass radioactive lake. And the
water tastes nothing like cereal. You guys got any tacos places
around here?
Anyway, Gert? Wanna do a little catching up? If you know what I mean.
...Wait, no sex?
This place is so gay.
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Character: BJ (Baba Jun'ichi)
Series: Law of Ueki
Age: 14
Canon: Law of Ueki is an insane anime in which God has set up a tournament where 100 candidates compete to take his place. Each candidate chooses a middle school kid and gives them an amazingly stupid power and have them fight each other! Why? God thinks it's a keen idea!
BJ is the ultimate poser. He claims he will someday be a big hiphop star, and been the biggest fan forever and a day. There's not much he says you can take for granted though. He can (and will) lie without a pause or second thought. The problem is he really doesn't think out his lies very well or stay consistent with them. He had a bad habit of claiming to be Robert Hayden to scare his opponents before a battle, not taking into account that this might, ohhhhh say, draw the attention of the big dog himself.
As for his power? He can turn coins into wind. For all the talk, he's not actually a bad guy under it, really. He's just enthusiastic to the point of spazzy, prone to random 'hip hop' Engrish and he REALLY loves his music.
When they said Camp Fuck You Die was a BAD, ghetto place, I was thinking, you know, it was gonna be BAD in the good way, man.
I was thinkin' something a bit more urban, hip, STYLIN. This is gonna cramp my style hardcore... I knew I shoulda watched more old school horror flicks, but who thought I was gonna be dropped into this kinda scene?!
At least I got my skills back with this trippy note from God. So hey, there's that, but how the heck do you psyche out a zombie when, you know, they aint got no grey stuff up there anyway. You can only toss 'em away so many times and I'm running outta change. Really FAST. Like just enough to buy a soda now...
No, no, no BJ, don't panic, man! You've seen enough of this kinda movie. It's always the chick in heels that goes first, then the porno man, an' then the odd-- There's a way around that. Heck, I just gotta be the one everyone needs to protect. They ALWAYS make it in the movies. Some of these thugs here are just Bad. Ass. If I could get behind them somehow...
Ueki's all the way back in Japan, so no one's gonna care what I say. CHANSU! Just one iiiittttyyyy bitttttyyyy lie wont hurt. Heheheh, not at all. In fact, it might be the only way to survive here. Who really could blame me?
Ahem!
YO BROTHAS! CHECK IT! I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!
To keep from having to explain it over an' over, I'm gonna tell y'all once. Yes, that's right. MY NAME IS BJ! FOURTEEN YEARS OLD AND FUTURE HIP HOP STAR! 'So what?' you say? HEH! You fools better not be messing. You see, I'm the Director's long lost fiance, come to get with my hottie again!
...
What?
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Character: Michael J. Caboose (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_vs_Blue_Characters#Private_Michael_J._Caboose )
Series: Red Vs Blue
Age: Unspecified, but most likely in early twenties.
Canon: Red Vs Blue is a fan made series using the Halo games about... well, a Red side versus a Blue side...
trapped in an enclosed canyon called Blood Gulch. They fight sometimes... mostly, they just whine, complain,
swear, and do all they can to belittle each other into the depths of confusion and impossibly low morale... and
that's just with their teammates.
Caboose is simply what his name implies, a caboose of the undermanned Blue team, trying to defend their side from
the Reds. In addition, he can be completely oblivious to everything around him, so it's to no surprise to those
that know him if he asks the same thing several times over to things most people need ask only once. To
compensate, his strength is much greater than the normal army grunt and is often used for his strength to do...
grunt work.
His prowess for battle is great, but untapped. When he can force himself to get angry by thinking about 'kittens
covered with spikes' or 'Red Bull', he can take on, and defeat, impossible odds... though his intelligence suffers
all the more. Quote: "I will eat your unhappiness!"
It's because of his lack of intelligence that he can be overly friendly to everyone, even people on the Red side.
Though it's because of that people get irritated with him very easily. Especially in the case of Caboose's
commanding officer, Church. Caboose has tried several times in the past to impress Church so he will like him,
but ends up irritating Church more, and even killing him unintentionally... on more than one occasion.
Hello, everyone! :D
I am just so excited to start camp, even if it is just for a short time! I always wanted to go to a Summer Camp
and have fun with my friends, fighting zombies and mutant gorrillas! And playing with the thingie in the lake is
even more fun! It's just like all the good times Church, Tucker, and I had back at Blood Gulch were we screamed,
ran, jumped over the river and through the woods. But Church isn't here! I am supposed to meet him to finish our
quest! But since I got here first, I think Church would not mind if I enjoyed a Summer Camp while I waited for him.
Has anyone seen Church? He looks a lot like me... but he doesn't look LIKE me. He's a Blue guy as well! :D He
makes everything less confusing when he's not yelling at me. We were supposed to meet up here with Tucker, Tex, and
Honk-Honk, Crunch-Bite. He said something about the low road to somewhere. Oh! This note Church gave me said
something about going to 'Scotland'! Anybody know where Scotland is? That is our... randay... rondo...
meeting place. I need to know the way there, so when Church comes, I can show him the way and he will like me
again! :D And Church will like me more because I have found a new friend! I met him in the forest. I call him
Snuggles.
Oh, everyone, you have to know, the zombies are wierd! When I met a few of them, they kept saying
'BRRAIIIINNNSS!!". I did not know what to do. What kind of brains did they want? I'm sure the store had some for
sale. In thirty one flavors even! I don't use mine much, like Church says, so I tried to give them mine.
But it was hard, since it was stuck in my head! When I tried to give them mine, they seemed unhappy. Then, they
turned around and left, still saying "BRAAAAAAIIINNSS!" even madder than before. Was something wrong with my
brain?
Oh! Oh! But, the zombies were nice enough to tell me how to meet the nice Director Lady! She was the nicest one
of all! :D She showed me all over the camp while everyone was asleep and all the fun stuff I could do while I
was waiting for Church! I wanted to say 'Hi!' but she shushed me and told me to not spoil the surprise for
everybody. She said I could tell everyone that I had a chance to talk with you when EVERYONE was awake!!!
Everyone! The Director Lady says 'Hi!'! :D
Poll Vote!
Character: Echizen Ryoma
Series: Prince of Tennis
Age: 12
Canon: Echizen Ryoma is the prince referred to in the title of Prince of Tennis. The son of the legendary tennis player Echizen Nanjiroh and an extremely talented player himself, Ryoma makes the first ever first-year Seigaku tennis team regular at the beginning of the series. At this point, his goal is to one day defeat his father, but as the series progresses we see him grow as a player and realise that there's more to it than that.
Unless the situation is related to tennis, Ryoma often comes across as bored and quite unimpressed by his surroundings. He's a shonen sports hero through and through; cocky, arrogant, and sarcastic, but with the skills to back it up as well. The few things he does care about include tennis, his cat Karupin, telling people they still have a lot to learn ("mada mada dane" - it's his catchphrase), tennis, and winning at tennis.
And he does win. Always.
So this is the place my dad thinks is the "best place to prepare for Nationals," huh? Doesn't seem like much. I haven't even seen any courts yet, or met any of those "loads of really fantastic and challenging players" he was talking about. Honestly, I don't even think anyone here even plays tennis.
At least, none of the zombies seem to. I've been amusing myself by hitting tennis balls at them for the last few hours or so. Which would be a lot more challenging if the zombies would actually move at least a little faster than your average snail. I've taken to pinpointing various bodyparts of theirs to make it a little more interesting, but it's still just kind of boring. Though I suppose it will be kind of interesting to see if that last zombie I hit will ever find its nose.
You've still got a lot to learn, zombies.
As it is, it's actually turning out to be more of a challenge not to fall out of this tree while I serve. The branch is pretty thin, so you have to remember to cling to it with your legs while you can't hold onto it with your hands. I do have some grip tape in my bag that I could probably use, but that would make it too easy.
Because I seem to be running out of tennis balls. Which means that I'll probably die from boredom up here if these zombies don't find something else they'd rather have for dinner soon.
If I would have known more about this place, I would have brought Ginka's balls. Then I would have had something to do for a while longer at least.
I've always suspected my dad was hit in the head by too many tennis balls while he was young. I guess this is proof. Next time he starts talking about sending me somewhere "really cool", I'll run in the opposite direction before he has time to put me on the plane.
Poll Vote!
Character: Harpuia
Series: Megaman Zero
Age: Appears to be in his late teens.
Canon: Harpuia is a reploid (A
robot that is capable of human thought and emotion)
and a high-ranking member of the military in the human
utopia Neo Arcadia. One of the "Four Guardians", he
serves directly under Neo Arcadia's ruler Copy-X.
(Although for a short time after Copy-X was killed by
Zero, Harpuia served as Neo Arcadia's ruler until
Copy-X was later rebuilt.) Harpuia is usually an
enemy character in the Megaman Zero games, but he is
not evil. While he stands against Zero and the
Resistance forces Harpuia believes that Neo Arcadia is
doing what is right for humankind and for the world.
Although he has no qualms with destroying any enemy
that opposes Neo Arcadia's ideals; Harpuia puts the
safety and well being of humans first and is willing
to seek out peaceful means to solve disputes. His
sense of duty to protect the humans is very strong.
This led to an event later in the series where he
defied Neo Arcadia when the military, under Dr. Weil's
influence, began to take actions that put the lives of
the human citizens in danger.
Harpuia thinks things through, and usually does not
rush into situations. His official title is "Sage
Harpuia" and he is considered to be the wisest of the
Guardians. Although, he has a strong loyalty to his
ideals, and is willing to put his life on the line for
them.
I would have to say that today has been one of my more
interesting days.
It seems I have been sent to a
very--different--destination than I had originally
intended when I activated the trans server.
Originally I thought this might have been due to Dr.
Weil blocking out any transportation in and out of Neo
Arcadia and the surrounding areas but, it seems that
someone from this place has brought me here according
to this letter I received.
I decided to examine my surroundings, and I noticed a
few stark differences from Neo Arcadia and its
surrounding areas:
1.) There are 100% organic plants! I
was completely unaware that this kind of environment
still existed! After the Eurasia Incident, the
Earth's environment was almost completely destroyed...
All of the plants that exist in Neo Arcadia are
either integrated with machines, or synthetic
imitations. I must investigate this further.
2.) There are 100% organic zombies. One
of the members of Fefnir's unit has an army of zombie
reploids but... these are what appear to be the
remains of dead humans. Walking human corpses that
are trying to eat me. I didn't know such a thing
was even possible, but whoever would create such
atrocious things must be dealt with.
(On a side note: the zombies don't seem to be very
intelligent. They still have yet to realize my body
is mechanical and they can't eat it... Luckily they
aren't very resistant to my laser blades or else their
constant gnawing and grappling would make it hard to
use this computer effectively.)
3.) The technology here is severely lacking.
This computer is nothing short of ancient. There's
not a trans server to be seen, and so far there is no
evidence that any other reploids or even mechaniloids
are present. The weapon I have been provided with is
equally antiquated. I am thankful I brought my own.
On the bright side: there seem to be some
completely living humans here, so I hope that
they will be able to help shed some light on where
exactly this "summer camp" is. Although I am
beginning to think that "internment camp" would be a
better title...
Poll Vote!
Character: Horio Satoshi
Series: Prince of Tennis
Age: 12
Canon: Horio Satoshi is a freshman junior high school student who studies at Seishun Gakuen who has two years of tennis experience. During the first few episodes, he meets up with Ryoma Echizen who's the star of the show [he shines 8D] and both of them were heading to the tennis courts to sign up for the club. Unfortunately to his dismay [oh yes, ryoma doesn't have any problems with it. 8D] freshmen cannot join the tennis club to play real tennis until the next summer. All freshmen could do is pick up balls. [aww. this is where the dramatic background music comes in btw]
Despite the fact that Horio cannot join the regulars, he continues playing tennis with his two close friends which he calls 'novice players', Kachiro and Katsuo who seem to know nothing about tennis. He also likes to brag about his two years of tennis experience which seem to have no effect on him and apparently, he knows many things about the said sport. He's usually confident and obnoxious outside and keeps on talking about how good a tennis player he is, but when he's on the court playing someone he doesn't know quite well, he grows to become a coward. [this was shown in the series in one of the episodes when he posed as Ryoma since he hasn't arrived at the tournament grounds yet; manga-- volume 5]
Although a lot of people are annoyed by him in the series and even fans of Tenipuri, there are still good things about him. Horio may be annoying and hateful, but he's a caring person deep inside who would do anything for his sempais (upper classmen) and he's help them at any cost. Aside from his boastful attitude, he's got some people who he idolizes as well. He looks up to Tezuka [Seigaku's captain] and Ryoma. He likes to try and copy their play, but what he really wants is to develop a new kind of tennis play for himself.
So to sum everything up, Horio's an annoying, obnoxious, loud and silly little spaz who serves as a decoy Ryoma and wears crazy, bright shirts. And he's a turtle and a big green pokemon.
My dad told me that there was a really, really cool tennis summer camp and that I should go there for the summer so that I can improve my two years of tennis experience. He even told me that I can be the one to sign-up for the application and sent it in, so I did! Ahcha, I'm going to have so much fun at the summer camp!
Well, that's what I thought! I'm supposed to be in a tennis camp right now to improve my two years of tennis experience and learn tennis, but what am I doing here?! CAMP FUCK YOU DIE?! That's a funny name for the tennis camp. And it stinks too. And there are no tennis courts. Maybe they're deeper into this forest. But I'm not really sure. It stinks so much that I'd rather drink Inui-sempai's Inui Juice! And there are even people who are dressed as zombies. Maybe they're the ones who are creating that really bad smell. It's so annoying! But I don't think the other people who joined the tennis camp would welcome me by dressing up as zombies because that's stupid. They're probably here to test my two years of tennis experience! That's right!
BUT. AAAAAH!!!!!--
THE ZOMBIE TRIED TO BITE ME. ME! HORIO SATOSHI WITH TWO YEARS OF TENNIS EXPERIENCE! This is really crazy, AHCHA! I tried biting them backI ran away and climbed up one of the trees which go deeper into the forest and now I'm stuck!! I'm sure Kaidoh-sempai would enjoy being here though. AHCHA! Am I turning into a blackmailer? This is bad! But what if Kaidoh-sempai heard me say that? He'll probably hit me with so many balls and-- AHCHA! He can't do that! I'm here and he's somewhere far away! That's a good thing! GAH! DO SNAKES HAVE REALLY REALLY GOOD HEARING?! KAIDOH-SEMPAI MIGHT HAVE HEARD ME IF SNAKES HAVE GOOD HEARING!
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I know what I can do! I'll gather data from the zombies who're waiting by the trunk of this tree I'm sitting in and wait for the perfect moment to defeat them all! I'll be like Inui-sempai! HMMMMMMMMM.
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GAH! DID THE TREE SUDDENLY MOVE?! AND. AND. AND. THE ROOTS ARE MOVING AND THEY'RE COMING UP TO ME! I DON'T LIKE THIS ONE BIT! SEIGAKU FIGHT-O!!!
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Character: Chase Stein
Series: Runaways (Runaways
Wiki, Chase Wiki)
Age: 17
Canon: Chase, like the rest of the Runaways, is a
pretty normal teenager who discovers his parents are part of a group
of supervillians trying to sacrifice the world for their children.
Yeah, I know, I hate it when that happens. Unlike most of the rest of
the group, there's nothing extraordinary about Chase--he's a pretty
basic shallow jock type with abusive mad scientist parents. He's
actually not quite as dumb as he seems (but just barely), but he's
still fairly tactless. Despite their many differences, he's happily
in a relationship with Gertrude Yorkes. Chase spends most of his time
running away from various authority figures, being hungry, making
random pop culture references, and calling stuff gay. He drives a
white van to avoid detection by "the Man." You go, Chase. His
superpowers used to come in the form a pair of x-ray goggles and
flame-throwing gloves, but they were destroyed during the showdown
with the parents, and he now acts as the driver for their merry band
of superheroes. Chase is being taken from the end of the first season
of Runaways.
Yo, Bruiser, Gert? Not that this place isn't totally bitchin', but
Nico's starting to get on my case about you guys getting back. How
many zombies do you gotta slam before it gets old? Dude, I can take
these guys out, and I'm all outta freaky powers. They gotta be a
piece of cake for our girl Hulk here.
Soooooo, I'm Chase Stein, lacrosse star, supervillain vanquisher, and
all around righteous dude. Sorry, ladies, I'm taken. Not that
supervillain vanquisher looks like a big deal around this place. I
think I saw some guys blowing up rocks with their brains. Now I'm not
only the normal guy in California, I'm the only normal guy in
Lousiana. That is so totally retarded. I didn't even think there was
anything in Lousiana except for swamps and crocodiles. If I'd known
you guys had swamps and crocodiles and rabid mutant woodchucks I
would've gotten out here a lot sooner. But I dig the lack of adult
supervision. Where do you guys have the booze stashed?
And hey, what do you guys do for fun around here, anyway? This place
is getting very no TV and no beer make Homer something something. I
want my MTV, bro. Toucan a capella does not cut it. And I don't care
what they say on the Froot Loops boxes, following my nose did not lead
to anything good. That is one stinky ass radioactive lake. And the
water tastes nothing like cereal. You guys got any tacos places
around here?
Anyway, Gert? Wanna do a little catching up? If you know what I mean.
...Wait, no sex?
This place is so gay.
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Character: BJ (Baba Jun'ichi)
Series: Law of Ueki
Age: 14
Canon: Law of Ueki is an insane anime in which God has set up a tournament where 100 candidates compete to take his place. Each candidate chooses a middle school kid and gives them an amazingly stupid power and have them fight each other! Why? God thinks it's a keen idea!
BJ is the ultimate poser. He claims he will someday be a big hiphop star, and been the biggest fan forever and a day. There's not much he says you can take for granted though. He can (and will) lie without a pause or second thought. The problem is he really doesn't think out his lies very well or stay consistent with them. He had a bad habit of claiming to be Robert Hayden to scare his opponents before a battle, not taking into account that this might, ohhhhh say, draw the attention of the big dog himself.
As for his power? He can turn coins into wind. For all the talk, he's not actually a bad guy under it, really. He's just enthusiastic to the point of spazzy, prone to random 'hip hop' Engrish and he REALLY loves his music.
When they said Camp Fuck You Die was a BAD, ghetto place, I was thinking, you know, it was gonna be BAD in the good way, man.
I was thinkin' something a bit more urban, hip, STYLIN. This is gonna cramp my style hardcore... I knew I shoulda watched more old school horror flicks, but who thought I was gonna be dropped into this kinda scene?!
At least I got my skills back with this trippy note from God. So hey, there's that, but how the heck do you psyche out a zombie when, you know, they aint got no grey stuff up there anyway. You can only toss 'em away so many times and I'm running outta change. Really FAST. Like just enough to buy a soda now...
No, no, no BJ, don't panic, man! You've seen enough of this kinda movie. It's always the chick in heels that goes first, then the porno man, an' then the odd-- There's a way around that. Heck, I just gotta be the one everyone needs to protect. They ALWAYS make it in the movies. Some of these thugs here are just Bad. Ass. If I could get behind them somehow...
Ueki's all the way back in Japan, so no one's gonna care what I say. CHANSU! Just one iiiittttyyyy bitttttyyyy lie wont hurt. Heheheh, not at all. In fact, it might be the only way to survive here. Who really could blame me?
Ahem!
YO BROTHAS! CHECK IT! I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!
To keep from having to explain it over an' over, I'm gonna tell y'all once. Yes, that's right. MY NAME IS BJ! FOURTEEN YEARS OLD AND FUTURE HIP HOP STAR! 'So what?' you say? HEH! You fools better not be messing. You see, I'm the Director's long lost fiance, come to get with my hottie again!
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What?
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