Back permanently... well, for now.

[_justiceboy]

I return from my training period in the woods for now, and as such require my bed back. Has anyone been using it?

...I'm glad I missed the marriage thing.

(locked to Heero Yuy)

I need to speak with you ASAP. And also give you the various warnings about this place. What do you know so far?

(/lock)

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[locked to Wufei]

[codenameheero]

All I know so far is that fruit is bad, baked goods are bad, and there are no laundry facilities. And apparently, everyone is married to everyone else.

(locked to Heero)

[_justiceboy]

Alright. Be careful of the lake; the tentacle monster rapes everything that gets close enough for it to grab. The same for the gorillas and goats. On that note, never ever be late for breakfast, or the gorillas and goats will attack you in force. This is supported by the Camp Director.

The toucans are psychic and potentially dangerous; and my computer is running out of battery power, I need to go recharge. I'll continue when I can.

((For real! Sorry, I'll be back as soon as I can.))

[locked to Wufei]

[codenameheero]

Right. Avoid the lake, be on time for breakfast even though nothing's edible... I thought the "psychic toucan" thing was a joke.

(locked to Heero)

[_justiceboy]

It's not, and they apparently have a mafia.

... avoid the network of magical pools. They can change you into a girl, or a platypus, or, well, a variety of things. And either hot or cold water will change you back, but the reverse will trigger the transformation again.

Er, you should probably be careful around me, too. I don't think I'm still contagious, but I caught the genderswitching thing awhile back... and if I relapse, you should try to not have contact with me.

I think that's it. I could be forgetting something, or well, someone, but if more information is necessary, go ahead and ask.

... now, onto the other issue - were you sent here, like I was, or did you find this place accidentally?