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[fuckyousoleil]

[You know that potential flooding you were warned about? In the mess hall, you may notice some water on the floor. Everything in general feels damp, soggy. The pond has now visibly expanded, well past anything that could be considered "safe."

The speaker system crackles and screeches, as if it's experiencing some feedback, and then-]

So. You may

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[unguilding]

Oh, I think I know about this! The monster outside that destroys worlds.

So that means a lake from somewhere is seeping in? Or an ocean, maybe...

[squiddingly]

[where has she been since she arrived? Who the fuck knows. Not even she does. But Dio now has a Squid Girl in his face, grinning maniacally with hands on her hips.]

Of course it's the ocean. It seems my backup has finally squidrived.

[ . . . yes. it's the only logical conclusion she can come to upon seeing this.]

[unguilding]

Your backup? How can you tell all this water is from your world?

[squiddingly]

What does it matter where it's from, it's here to punish the humans. They've had it a squidding long time coming.

[unguilding]

Is that so? What did we do?

[squiddingly]

[points at]

Humans take and take the ocean's gifts and only give pollution ink return! Your ignorance of the harm humans cause is all the more reason they squideserve the sea's wrath.

[unguilding]

Really? Everybody I know seems to treat out Grand Lake pretty well, actually!

[squiddingly]

Reelly! I've squidcepted the possibility of some places receiving the respect they deserve, but there are billions of humans. I've seen what they did to my beloved ocean.

[unguilding]

Well, where I'm from the Grand Lake is a sacred place!

[squiddingly]

O-of course it should be!

[w-wavering a little after her outburst. maybe a little jealous.]

[unguilding]

It's said to be the source of life.

[half-shrugs] Apparently!

[squiddingly]

It is, the ocean and shorely other bodies of water bring numerous gifts to those who treat it with squidignity.

[unguilding]

That's right! Especially when you wish to grow food.

[squiddingly]

[nods vigourously]

Hm hmm! Squidxactly! You sound very sensible. Other humans should follow your squidxample.

[unguilding]

They do where I'm from!

Well, most of them, anyway.

[squiddingly]

That means you can conchcentrate on straightening out the ones here. The sea will forgive those willing to change.